Abandoned by the Captain of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Fishing Voyage | One Star Reviews
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Taji was born and raised in New York, but only recently became aware of a robust fishing community right on his doorstep. As a landsman curious about life at sea, Taji took to Yelp to find one of the worst-rated fishing boats to experience the open water for himself. He stumbled across Captain Dave, whose reviews accuse him and his crew of “false advertising”, “filthy” conditions and worst of all… allegedly torturing sharks. So off Taji went for a day voyage out at sea with the crew — only to be abandoned by Captain Dave himself right before the boat’s departure. A One Star Reviews first! It is Taji’s duty to the people to address negative reviews with the business owner… but who was in charge of the ship?! Click here to subscribe to VICE: http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-VICE About VICE: The Definitive Guide To Enlightening Information. From every corner of the planet, our immersive, caustic, ground-breaking and often bizarre stories have changed the way people think about culture, crime, art, parties, fashion, protest, the internet and other subjects that don't even have names yet. Browse the growing library and discover corners of the world you never knew existed. Welcome to VICE. Connect with VICE: Check out our full video catalog: http://bit.ly/VICE-Videos Videos, daily editorial and more: http://vice.com More videos from the VICE network: https://www.fb.com/vicevideo Click here to get the best of VICE daily: http://bit.ly/1SquZ6v Like VICE on Facebook: http://fb.com/vice Follow VICE on Twitter: http://twitter.com/vice Follow us on Instagram: http://instagram.com/vice The VICE YouTube Network: VICE: https://www.youtube.com/VICE MUNCHIES: https://www.youtube.com/MUNCHIES VICE News: https://www.youtube.com/VICENews VICELAND: https://www.youtube.com/VICELANDTV Broadly: https://www.youtube.com/Broadly Noisey: https://www.youtube.com/Noisey Motherboard: https://www.youtube.com/MotherboardTV VICE Sports: https://www.youtube.com/NOC i-D: http://www.youtube.com/iDmagazine Waypoint: https://www.youtube.com/Waypoint
10. comment for Abandoned by the Captain of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Fishing Voyage | One Star Reviews
You think they do bat mitzvahs??
Edit: I take that back every encounter he had was cringe
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trash talking people for not entertaining you enough
but throw in a Dave Attell(Insomniac with Dave Attel) and you'll be yelling for more and you know it.
real people are too cool for yuppies ;)
Instant bad review from me.
Rip jack
I just dont get people nowadays. Of course the boat driver doesn’t wanna be there lmao he’s not fishing, and who wants to be at work?
best words ever spoken
5 Stars.
"No problem"
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100. comment for Abandoned by the Captain of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Fishing Voyage | One Star Reviews
Monk Gkyotso: "You just wait, you just feel it"
Dave: where’s your credit card?
“I’m scared”
“TRY”
And Remember - "Fishin' ain't Catchin', It's Fishin'"!
And Remember - "Fishin' ain't Catchin', It's Fishin'"!
Andrew not giving a fish
i hate how the interviewer tries too hard to make everything awkward and seems to justify it by acting awkward himself.
theres so much better content out there if i wanted to laugh about people, talking about eric andre, h3h3, joe goes, etc those are actually funny
In fact, if I was in New York with a few friends and some drinks I could imagine this would be fun!
Fishing is fishing, it's not called 'catching'
He met his brother from another mother :D
The trip seemed fine.
Nice
They give absolutely zero fucks about getting millenials or zoomers on their boat.
Dude said "having fun" at the end when he pulled the fish out. Its called fishing not catching is almost as well known as we run a tight ship. 1.5 star from me for those scoring at home
Life ain’t winning, it’s living.
Thanks, Andrew. ❤️
When you get one-up'd by "Willie the Junkie"
That's gotta sting
Boss: I don't even want to be here
Yikes
Looool this guy literally can't be fucked after he's been paid
He makes the covos so akward
8:36
I bet he has a grand plan to stock-pile all this credit card info and then cash out and flee to Mexico or someshit.
why they don't call you "Smilley" and i would of called him Smilley the whole time and made sure everyone heard me too !
I’m out
gets paid
Alright I’m staying on land
It’s fun to be on the water. Just hopefully it isn’t a 9hr, ruff water day.
Entertaining fish cruise on a ship full of weirdos!! :9
Comically obvious