ArmA: We Go Kayaking, Start A Cult & End the World - Fustercluck in ArmA 3
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Well this was very silly. I can't wait until we get back non-Kenneth world ending operations. If you're interested, you can find out more or join here: https://www.discord.gg/rimmy What unit/clan is this? Honestly, these guys were all just gathered up by me on the day from like, 6 different places. However, we've since formed the most official unofficial unit - the Cadian XXth. Casual milsim, roleplay and all those weird ops that you never get to play in your normal milsim group. Find out more in the discord. What is this mod? The Kayak mod is RHS: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=843593391&searchtext=rhs Are you SovietWomble? I bloody wish. Video definitely has inspiration from the likes of Soviet and Max0r, but I try to strike a nice line for telling a story, humorous edits and actual gameplay. For something like this, I don't feel the need to edit in every word said. Plus, I edited this in a day, so time constraints were another issue. Game: https://store.steampowered.com/app/107410/Arma_3/ ------------------ Livestreams: https://www.twitch.tv/rimmy Discord: https://www.discord.gg/rimmy Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rimmy_Downunder Merch - check Discord for the discount code: https://store.yogscast.com/collections/rimmy #arma3 #arma #funny
10. comment for ArmA: We Go Kayaking, Start A Cult & End the World - Fustercluck in ArmA 3
Kenneth: I see no god up here , except kenneth
Because wherever he goes, destruction follows.
CHAOS REIGNS!!!
CHAOS!!!!
REIGGNNSSSS
20. comment for ArmA: We Go Kayaking, Start A Cult & End the World - Fustercluck in ArmA 3
Now hes a murderer
Reality breaks around him.
. HE IS DEATH HIMSELF.... IF YOU SEE HIM... RUN
OH GO- *Nuclear explosion* . O-5-(REDACTED) has clarified an XK doomsday scenario as kenneth destroys(got bored of typing so i shortended the story) ... i cant... *Gunshot heard in O-5s office* O-5-(REDACTED) is found dead in his office with a (DATA EXPUNGED)
30. comment for ArmA: We Go Kayaking, Start A Cult & End the World - Fustercluck in ArmA 3
Cult of kenneth!
Provide more of Kenneth XD
Oh say can you see
By the nuclear light
Oh Rockmania we hailed
At the twilights last gleaming
Who's men and SCP
Burned through the night
Over the carnage Kenneth watched
As he led his cult
Oh say does the banner of Rockmania yet wave
Over the land of pure chaos
And the home of our Kenneth
50. comment for ArmA: We Go Kayaking, Start A Cult & End the World - Fustercluck in ArmA 3
we need more Kenneth
M O R E
https://www.theguardian.com/global/video/2019/apr/26/cyclone-kenneth-hits-mozambique-as-country-still-reeling-from-devastation-of-idai-video
Kenneth realise he HAS a nuclear mortar
"That's why you don't reveal important data on a non private line"
8:45 Kenneth: realizes he has a nuclear mortar BUT I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE
Also this is my third time watching this video, still as funny as the first time.
https://youtu.be/0gEOtPNX-nk
West Kenneth
Blueride Kenneth
Kenneth River
Operator: be warned Kenneth found a nuclear mortar at the light house.
Kenneth: B lines for the mortar immediately
Kenneth: destroys everything
Kenneth’s best lines: 8:35 8:49
Australians:your going down under.....dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Class: keter(apolloyon pending)
Status: on a kayak, on island code named rockmania with his disciples.
Kenneth is reality bender, coninto hazard, and bends others passively to his will. Kenneth can be convinced to stop xk class events for the future of rockmania and her people.
Do not aporch, antonogize, or interact with Kenneth. Either immediate termination, or left to Rockmania will.
Adement 1: placement of Kenneth near the flesh that hates, is on permanent and concurrent diffent no. Last event burn 1/10 of Siberia classified as a metor/wild fire, xk class event was stopped but the Russian government has put an an order of seizure, for test and termination.
Amendment 2: Kenneth is forever banned from site 19.
Amendment 3: Dr Bright/ all outside thinking doctors are banned from Kenneth after a near xk class event coded Named Brights Birth Day party.
Amendment 4: Kenneth is not related to any Bright or foundation staff. Please stop the the betting pool Bright, we know its you.
Amendment 5: As of the last near xk class event at site 13, Code named oh god everything burning ITS A GOOD PAIN. Site 13 has left our reality to recover, and Bright is banned from any sentence that starts or contains as the following; I have an Idea, Lets use Kenneth, on Site 13, record him and other monster, fighting each other, make a metric fuck ton of money, Kenneth, Kenneth's Spc number current or changed, my brother from rockmania, Rockmania, lets go Kayaking.
Also, I was dying when everyone was freaking out "WHAT KIND OF LIGHTHOUSE DID KENNETH IN TO?!"
Addendum#1: "Kenneth" attacked an army and managed to survive hostile attacks, had nuclear counterattack, and made an independent country/state
Addendum#2:May have connections to Dr. Bright, and if so, that is classified addendum#3:"Kenneth" is to be ranked up from Euclid to Appollyon class ASAP. Addendum#4:"Kenneth" is to be kept away from Dr. Bright, or rather in this case, Dr. Bright is to be kept away from "Kenneth". Addendum#5:Don't anger "Kenneth", don't mess with his created country (when he is away from the country, make sure there is no damage, if there is, fix it, then leave immediately. Addendum#6:"Kenneth" is to be provided food and money, but no drugs of any sort, even if he asks. Addendum#7:Absolutely no sexual relationships with "Kenneth" from foundation staff, third partys are fine as long as they don't go missing. Addendum#8:Last of all, don't allow "Kenneth" near anything nuclear, as said in Addendum #1, he attacked an army with nuclear weapons (s)
Random guy: would like to see him try
Kenneth: Fires nuke 3 times
Same guy: KENNETH!!!!!!!!!!
pass it on
100. comment for ArmA: We Go Kayaking, Start A Cult & End the World - Fustercluck in ArmA 3
ЗАААААА ПУЛИЦЕЕЕЕЕЕЕРРРРРРР!
ЗААААА ПУЛИЦЕЕЕЕЕЕРРРРРРР!
Rimmy: yes
I loved it!
well now I know the plot of far cry 5.
Radio:Kenneth is at the lighthouse with a nuclear mortar
Radio:a nuclear what ?
Kenneth:Kenneth think it's time for revenge
Some Other ppl: DONT!
Rimmy: WAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kayak: smacc someones face
Rimmy: Now That's The Australian Navy [Bleep]
Keneth: Am I a joke to you ?
ww2
ww3
war of Kenneth
+1 sub
Amazing
One side is the SCP Foundation and needs to put Kenneth back into containment, whereas the other side is the Chaos Insurgency, who needs to extract Kenneth.
kenneth: but I WANA!!!
me: kenneth no!
kenneth: touches nuke, blows up nuke.
kenneth: NO MORTAL MAN CAN KILL ME!!!
Please start laughing at generally funny things, and not at things that are funny, like crashing into someone else's Kayak.
“A WHAT!?”
Dies
population control
AKA: Kenneth
Class type: Letter
Description: traumatized immortal humanoid veteran of the Guam campaigns. Is calm until hullucinates imagery of reality breaking, at which point Kenneth becomes disturbingly violent and ends all life in the surrounding area. If attacked, subject will respond with explosives. Due to god-like violence, Kenneth has developed a small cult following within the armed services who's sole-purpose is to serve him in chaos.
Related: Cult of Kenneth
As well that the two nations have the same history of been taken, retaken and nuked.
I think the two glorious leaders should be friends.
All Hail Kenneth, All Hail Rockmania, All Hail Datlof, All Hail the GIN.
Kenneth master of Destruction and Chaos, CHAOS REIGNS!!!
OUR LANDS THEY TAKE, OUR HEADS ON STAKES
BUT OUR KENNETH BEATS EVER ON!
KENNITH LIVES FOREVER!
LONG LIVE KENNITH!
KENNITH'S GLORIOUS REIGN SHALL NEVER END!
ALL HAIL KENNITH!
KING OF ALL!
ALL HAIL KENNITH!
THE ONE AND ONLY GOD!
(Colourized)
on the 27 of March an independent state
this was much against the wishes of certain governments
Whose soldiers tried to break Kenneth down and make him repent
Oh noes
National Monument: Patricks Rock our original creator and underwater dweller who just slept
As I just realized that this does basically sum me up minus any athletic things
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
"Kenneth"
It would be fun they said.
It would be a calm bonding experience they said.
All I see is CHAOS
Bug: Kenneth must die
Me: squashes bug with extreme prejudice
41 bois.
Kenneth: launches nukes from lighthouse
Edit: still want to know what I just watched.... and why I can't stop rewatching it.
Bloody Good Show Lad!
I love youKenneth won
Makes sense
Radio 2: So whatcha gonna do?
Cult of Kenneth member 42: Alalalalalalala
* kamikazes into airborne helo *
Class: Euclid
Description: Kenneth is an aggressive human male that always speaks in third person and has an ability to persuade people to his cause.
Usually when in proximity with Kenneth the fabric of reality begins to “break”
Special contaminate producers:
Run has far away as you can!!!
SCP-Kenneth has also been seen to chant "Chaos reigns" and "Rockmania lives" repeatedly for atleast 5 times in a row. The Foundation has classified these chantings as an auditory Cognitohazard which means that the chanting can only affect individuals listening to it rather than seeing it written down even by the Object itself.
SCP-Kenneth's effective containment procedures are unknown due to the amounts of successful escape attempts the Object has done over the past years.
Attempts to effectively neutralize SCP-Kenneth is unknown even by using the most destructive methods, the attempt failed.
Powerful Cognitohazardous Memetic Agent filters that filters out cognitohazardous audio from SCP-Kenneth has also proven to be unsuccessful at completing it's task even with Foundation's most advanced filtering technology yet.
Containment breach/recontainment procedures: RUN. RUN. RUN. RUN. RUN. RUN. CHAOS REIGNS. RUN. RUN. RUN. RUN. RUN. RUN. ROCKMANIA LIVES. RUN. RUN. RUN. RUN TILL THE EDGE OF EARTH. I WILL STILL FIND YOU.
DO NOT LET HIM NEAR A LIGHTHOUSE
Hypothesis: Destruction of Kennith's creator/discoverer may in fact destroy Kennith himself. If only the Foundation had a clue as to who and where this "Rimmy - Downunder Gaming" might be.
Test-02 SCP-Kenneth vs SCP-682
Result: Denied by unanimous O5 vote due to risks that SCP-Kenneth will tame 682 and use it as a steed. Anyone wondering why it was rejected "given how 682's omnicidal tendencies should prevent that" is to consult footage from Incident K-516 on the date of [REDACTED] where Kenneth managed to get in the driver's seat of SCP-516 and override its pacifist tendencies leading to the deaths of [REDACTED]. On a related note further testing has shown that SCP-516 will use live ammunition on anybody named Kenneth regardless of cost to life as a result of this incident.
Addendum 2: Regardless of whether or not it exists Kenneth is not
the President or Prime Minister or Secretary of the Treasury ofANY politician from the Islamic Republic of Eastern SamothraceAddendum 3: Claims that Kenneth killed the last known SCP-1000 is to be denied, I don't care if it is true that he did do that I am just tired of him screaming he "killed a Big Foot".
Addendum 4: The Flesh that Hates is not Kenneth's babies, no matter how convincing any evidence to the contrary that shows up is.
our lives they take, our heads on stakes but our hearts beat ever on
ROCKMANIA STANDS!!!!!
I’m insulted. We all know da red onez go fasta!
SEE? I DID TELL YA GITS PURPLE WUZ DA BEST, AVE YA EVER SEEN A PURPL ORK? I DIDN'T FINKS SO, CUS WE'Z DA SNEEKIEST.
(actually the role list for that "mission" had rando guys names instead of proper roles like "sergeant", "merdic", etc. I was Roger)
Rockmania
nuclear mortars
burning down the heretics