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Jimmy Erazo - 6 years ago

geese are mean animals, I tell you, and they dont even taste that good

justalurkr - 6 years ago

Tks. Shouldna called the goose dumb.

Cash Crusher - 6 years ago

Pawpaw

Wincow - 6 years ago

2:30
Guy: "What'd I do to yo-"
Goose: "YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH!"

Tony Jones - 6 years ago

Just be glad they weren't orioles, they are the meanest birds ever if you go any where near their nest. I've been attacked twice two different times, they're vicious guard birds. Memorable moments though, another story to tell.

Ted Style - 6 years ago

Oh man I'd be eating goose for lunch

StarRift - 7 years ago

Haha pwnt

LaShawn Flewellen - 7 years ago

I never noticed that the geese were laughing at him! This is one of the funniest animal attacks I have ever seen :-)

NYCDrive - 7 years ago

Duck, duck, goose!

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Jas Pur - 7 years ago

Poor guy stupid geese

Mr Durden - 7 years ago

Ебучий тупой слабак, он бы еще утонул до кучи. ЧМО

Dily - 7 years ago

yeah! rules of nature!

Gray Cassidy - 7 years ago

Just keep a sawed off 12 gauge in the boat

a wild Luna moth - 7 years ago

lol the goos got mad cuz he calld it dumd

Bakgethi Remote - 7 years ago

LOL..what did I do to you?

Mikkel Sharwar - 7 years ago

if a goose or a swan tries this with me, then im beating it's ass... I don't care if a swan can supposedly break human bones with it's wings, I don't believe that shit unless maybe it's like a 2 year old human's bones

BigBadBeef - 8 years ago

The geese have had enough of fish, they want blood!

shash wolf - 8 years ago

he's mad at you because you didn't give him the fish XD

StealthyMonk - 8 years ago

Maybe best to remove the word PRO from the title, no ? XD

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Ziaheart - 8 years ago

See, when he moved his oar and it made noise, that was Geese for "your momma".

anon12345 - 8 years ago

what a pussy--let a goose take him down

flickwtchr - 6 years ago

May a goose attack you when you sleep, tough guy.

kenneth 92 - 8 years ago

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGF fucking hilarious!!!

No9Large - 8 years ago

Doland please....

TheAweDude1 - 8 years ago

There are a few simple rules you need to keep in mind when dealing with geese. First, do not walk towards and move towards the goose in any way. This can be construed as an aggressive action.
Second, don't look at the goose's eyes. This can be construed as an aggressive action.
Don't turn your back on the good. This can be construed as an aggressive action.
Finally, don't exist around geese. Existence can be construed as an aggressive action.

Personoide - 8 years ago

puredictabou...

cainster - 8 years ago

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, MOTHERF**KER???!? HUH!?!? HUH??!?! LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT ON OUR TURF, LAND DWELLER!!!"

Bigdawg 1 - 8 years ago

I guess drew should have a Native

AlsoMax - 8 years ago

I fucking hate geese I had one attack me but not that bad

Socal Fisher - 8 years ago

people who mess with animals deserve what they get

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Caleb Peter - 8 years ago

wow

Daniel Rojas - 8 years ago

jajajajajajajajaja la puta risa del ganso.

Paul Contreras - 8 years ago

dang geese

YB90Gaming - 8 years ago

One of Nature's assholes

KarasuXMX0 - 7 years ago

Alongside Hornets, and Wasp

ElectricPudding - 8 years ago

Lol. Completely random attack

Illegalquantity - 8 years ago

This friendly goose just wanted to look into the backpack :)

Eugene K. S. Machiavelli - 8 years ago

well, you did call him/her dumb, lol

johannsebastienbach - 8 years ago

did ya get him and make it your dinner. such fat goose a lot of meat.

Connie Stuart - 8 years ago

Hey I was wondering where extremely on the river you were fishing for bass?? It looks bad ass

Virginia Loves Birds ! - 8 years ago

no the goose wanted to sit on his shoulders but the goose started to loose balance so it flapped its wings to get balance until the guy fell down

Virginia Loves Birds ! - 8 years ago

+Jack Jackharold And goose don't attack like that my mate.

Virginia Loves Birds ! - 8 years ago

+Jack Jackharold You just made me posses. Lol

Jack Jackharold - 8 years ago

Goose don't sit on shoulders mate xD

L GCR - 8 years ago

clearly a professional hitman.

Fuad İsmayılzadə - 8 years ago

take that goose for dinner

sam martin - 8 years ago

wow that goose was an asshole.

zootedsuit - 8 years ago

This is one reason why you should always wear a life vest!

Truther 416 - 8 years ago

just wanted to hump

YAKMAN ONT - 8 years ago

Drew so sorry ..But that is so FUNNY..my God lmol

Ortkuenstler - 8 years ago

omg i laugh my ass off seeing this. that was awesome!

Christoph meister - 9 years ago

lol hahaha its a waterworrier with wings and an stick in its hand xD (looks like when the goose is exactly behind him opening the wings in slomo holding the paddle)

alexfad242 - 9 years ago

And then it was baked with apples.

Fishhunter2014 - 9 years ago

+alexfad242 mmmmmm

AnOrdinaryIdiot - 9 years ago

"Nigga where ma fish at bruh?"
-Geese

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Kristy Asao - 9 years ago

Too funny. Hilarious goose play.

Daniel Weston - 9 years ago

The guy almost drowned because of a 10 pound goose. So sad. Grab the the thing by the throat.

MrDisgruntledGamer1 - 6 years ago

pshh how hard can a goose bite its not a crocodile

John V - 9 years ago

I think there necks are floppy enough they can bite your arm

Ewwen Hills - 9 years ago

This one was not trying to attack. He liked the guy and trust him. When he tryed to clim on him, like ducks and goose do. He falls and he thought the guy was attacking him, that's why the goose hisses at the guy, after a while you can see the goose stop hissing and comes again closer at the two guys without hissing and is calm.

RaBbIt LaDy - 9 years ago

Frist place the Guy was fishing away to close those where don't. Kill the geese be cause trying to get that Guy away from his mate is all

RaBbIt LaDy - 9 years ago

You don't kill geese just be you don't like they be long to some live by the river

RaBbIt LaDy - 9 years ago

A male goose don't like others close females the male will bite if get to closev

Jaafar A - 9 years ago

Thanks why I love to kill those geese there jerks!

shash wolf - 8 years ago

yeah right, killing a poor animals right? how about i skin you alive? fucking cunt

Connie Bonnie - 9 years ago

I agree with some of the comments. That goose took a frisky liking to you.

Adam Tran - 9 years ago

It tried to mate with him................................

Joseph P - 9 years ago

I didn't see the goose open it mouth to bite...looked like it really wanted to sit on you.

Christoph meister - 9 years ago

its a dominance thing^^ we also have geese at home and if you sit down in the grass the aggressive male will sneak from behind if he sees a chance then climb into your head/shoulders from your back^^

Lightshade393 - 9 years ago

What's hilarious is how the goose actually seems to be responding to the things he says. He's smarter than he looks, that's for sure.

jesus hernandez - 9 years ago

boss fight?

MightyVginy - 9 years ago

haha...great vid

TheOneTrueAJ - 9 years ago

I hate them. If I were you I'd have killed it.

KassPåAttHåva - 9 years ago

haha

sharpuslf - 9 years ago

Watching the slomo, I think this goose was simply curious and wanted to ride on the back of the kayak. Then it was PO cause it got bucked off, and dumped in the water.

Mark Funderburk - 9 years ago

Wow this blows my goose attack out of the water.

ramprashad29 - 9 years ago

that goose never forgave the guy for letting that fish go

Horcsogg - 9 years ago

Yeah dude, what Felicity said, that goose actually tried to rape you :o

saywhatitsshae - 9 years ago

Omg im in tears from dying of laughter! Hahahaha thanks for making my night!

Colton Attrell - 9 years ago

Do ya pack a 12 now?

Vollystri MKII - 9 years ago

Geese are vicious bastards, you should always respond with violence

Arex Gamming - 7 years ago

Vollystri MKII sequlls should be hired for the army

jquest43 - 7 years ago

+Vollystri MKII they are weak
the goose fucks them,haha ha har!

Vollystri MKII - 8 years ago

+shash wolf Go fuck some animals you furry degenerate

shash wolf - 8 years ago

by beating up a poor bird? do the world a favor and kill your self

lorena Corsa - 9 years ago

Goose is definetly laughing at you :D

DingoVapes - 10 years ago

maybe the good thought he was a panzy because he need to pick a real sport instead of a "pro" kayak angler? whatever the fuck that is lol

himynameispuky - 10 years ago

Never trust those bastards.

Arex Gamming - 7 years ago

himynameispuky never trust. Any animals period not matter how cutest they are in the wild some can be much more aggresive then others

Josh Blackett - 10 years ago

I bet they would like the taste of some lead pellets hahaha

gear drop - 10 years ago

geese are notorious rapists

newby218 - 10 years ago

Geese are very mean and very protected of their waters....I've seen them attack small children

steve y - 10 years ago

what rod/reed are those? nice they'd float...

dudeserpent77 - 10 years ago

Thats what you get for being a pro...kayak....angler...???

robNtay808 - 10 years ago

What a turkey! The goose was funny too!

Hugo Andrade - 10 years ago

Just a goose being a goose. :D

Felicity Wright - 10 years ago

I suspect it thought that the fish you'd put back in the water was a courtship gift and it was actually trying to mate you. They grip the female by the back of the neck, beat their wings & tread vigorously. Looks like that to me :D

jquest43 - 7 years ago

+Extended NCS And More Music its true

Extended NCS And More Music - 7 years ago

Felicity Wright yeahhhhhhh

Rebecca Ivy - 10 years ago

10 points for the gander!

Everlena Oliver - 10 years ago

Just watched this on World's Dumbest. Still funny.

Starrfiveo - 10 years ago

funny video drew, my dad Ryan (native prostaff, you've met him ) showed me this

Joe Stanford - 10 years ago

It was just on tonite too.

John Doe - 10 years ago

Hahaha If that was me, that goose would of gotten a face full of my paddle when i got back in the boat. Show that bird who is higher on the food chain!!!

Zeegoner - 10 years ago

"we're having fried goose tonight"

bendyprissy - 10 years ago

I agree with you LighteningSamus, the goose says Kayakman sleeps with the fishes.

Evie Existor - 10 years ago

kill it...niv vid

Laura Smith - 10 years ago

That was funny

Desregaurd - 10 years ago

0:50 Kayaker: We're cool right goose?
Goose: Yeah, sure, we're cool...

0:58 Goose: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR BOAT! FUCK YOUR PADDLE! ARE WE COOL NOW?! ARE WE COOL?!!

Suyoung Cho - 10 years ago

its fucking mad that you didnt put fish in it's mouth LOL

Kristoffer Kjellin - 10 years ago

I think it was the sound of the kayak that must have triggered something... :/

Sasaki - 10 years ago

Geeese

shea pasamonte - 10 years ago

kill that geese

donut - 10 years ago

that goose "lol u mad bro?"

Terbin - 10 years ago

god geese are assholes.

Goose Gaargh - 10 years ago

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Goose Gary - 10 years ago

haha this is awesome

Zonia Flx - 10 years ago

Never try to feed geese they be assholes

Poop Poop - 10 years ago

I would have beat it to death with the paddle

jquest43 - 7 years ago

+Poop Poop we will kill you

Poop Poop - 8 years ago

shash wolf no you wouldn't

shash wolf - 8 years ago

and i will skin you alive if you did this in front of me

CHris Cybulski - 9 years ago

By the looks of you, you couldn't beat your way out of a paper bag

Eleanor Thomas - 10 years ago

Pretty obvious that the geese had a nest nearby, and the kayak was getting closer and closer to it. No problem if the angler had figured this out and just moved away a bit.

Tape_City/MineCraft Transit Athority - 10 years ago

lol! this was on America's Funniest Home Videos last night.

Chris Mason - 9 years ago

That show hasn't been good since Bob Saget left.

Tape_City/MineCraft Transit Athority - 10 years ago

yep every sunday night at 7pm on abc (unless a sporting event runs long) I even tape some episodes.

FuzedBox - 10 years ago

How is that show still around!?

Claudia Sotolongo - 10 years ago

looks at goose crap ahhhahaha i cant breath

Benz K. - 10 years ago

you hurt their fish friend.

LightningSamus - 10 years ago

Don't fuck with the Goose Mafia, that right there was Don Gooseleone himself.

Vito Jenkins - 10 years ago

Toooooo funny.

XxBringBackThePastxX - 10 years ago

Time to kill that goose

donado xie - 10 years ago

Kill the goose with a python.

Elias Palmengren - 10 years ago

You vant kill that goose
The goose kills you bitch

Monstah Jones - 10 years ago

Goose Bhump..lol =)

KillerJesse - 10 years ago

You deserved it, motherfucker.

AguaruchImba - 8 years ago

+zesaima123 rofl bro " you might want to go see a doctor, you seem to have cronic bitch syndrome! " hahahaha

chris dunkno - 10 years ago

+Barkin Jheez

Barkin - 10 years ago

+KillerJesse
Stfu nerd, Talk shit and I'll fuck you up real good.

KillerJesse - 10 years ago

You might want to go look in a dictionary. It's "Chronic". You fucking dumb-shit.

zesaima123 - 10 years ago

you might want to go see a doctor, you seem to have cronic bitch syndrome!

KillerJesse - 10 years ago

Shut the fuck up.

zesaima123 - 10 years ago

how? are you retared?

Ulysses Ly - 10 years ago

It would be a lot funnier if an alligator attack you from below to...ahhhh, no that would be a tragedy. :)

Ulysses Ly - 10 years ago

It would be a lot funnier if an alligator attack you from below to...ahhhh, no that would be a tragedy. :)

ouzomitsos - 10 years ago

Duckastrophy

Brian Pentecost - 10 years ago

I think he was just playing....lol

River churnet - 10 years ago

That was goose lee

Ling ling, Herro? - 10 years ago

I'm sorry for what I'm about to do...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDHDHAJAKAKSKSHAJANANAJAHAHSHSHAHAHDHDHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHDHDIEIWIWKDBXKAOQOWHSHABZBDJSJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

M Huston - 10 years ago

Watching this just makes me paranoid about all of the geese we see while out in our canoe. Oo XD

AtomicHombek - 10 years ago

That gander was trying to hump him.

Christian Berg - 10 years ago

Haha, that was the gander, he probably thought you looked at his woman the wrong way. I have a pet goose so I am not an expert but I am guessing that was only mild aggression. He didn't try to bite you at all. He thought you were cool but he wanted you out of that area so he did that. If they want they can tear skin off with their bites and his hissing and chatter was more along the lines of dude wtf back off. Not I want to hurt you.

Christian Berg - 10 years ago

Haha Upon Learning more about geese he was trying to mount you. He didn't bite or do their wing attack. Hate to say it but he was trying to make you his lover.

Tianna Ross - 10 years ago

Lol I can't stop laughing! And then he asks the goose "what did I do to you"? Lmbo and the goose hisses at him! Lol ohhh soo funny!

Tianna Ross - 10 years ago

Lol I can't stop laughing! And then he asks the goose "what did I do to you"? Lmbo and the goose hisses at him! Lol ohhh soo funny!

Stephanie Yarde - 11 years ago

LOL

jhanna - 11 years ago

Nah, he just called him dumb.

jhanna - 11 years ago

I think Goose was pissed that he threw the fish back lol.

jhanna - 11 years ago

lol

Theo Lubbe - 11 years ago

As far as I can tell, what this goose wanted was sexytiems.

Croopskate - 11 years ago

3:00 "Last thing I thought would happen to me today"

morphyne69 - 11 years ago

ANGRY BIRDS!!! HAHAHA Make a game outta this lmao

Arsonist13 - 11 years ago

i admire to kayak anglers behaviour.He didn't go for revenge.if i were him i would have killed that duck somehow

calistman222 - 11 years ago

2:00 Finish him!!

javiertrx4 - 11 years ago

I would´ve grab that motherfucker by the neck and just rip his head off fucking goose happened something very similar to me

stig5057 - 11 years ago

1-0

Joe King - 11 years ago

that was greatness. to funny Drew

Vermin Ennans - 11 years ago

Don't call a goose dumb, didn't your mother ever tell you that? Haha, actually, I don't think that was an attack, I think he was trying to just perch on you, and you scared him when you freaked out. There was no aggressive body language before he did that, which if he was trying to attack you, he'd have shown more body language.

Baltic 144 Productions - 11 years ago

A lesson learned today is, never call a goose dumb.

muffin - 11 years ago

The goose didn't even bite him, it just jumped on his back lol

Hecket - 11 years ago

This is mah pond bitch!

Bebe Lor - 11 years ago

maybe you were near their nest

yanciv - 11 years ago

Goose 1 , mankind 0.. LOL..

BigBossIsBack - 11 years ago

Talk shit, get hit

MrDjdfymrf - 11 years ago

на жарёху за такие дела.

LBPFan65 - 11 years ago

Pussy you actually think you're a hard ass now??

Scott12345 - 11 years ago

That's embarrassing, the goose fucked your world up

Infinite Sky - 11 years ago

You may find this hard to believe, but there are actually people in this world who have this thing, you might have heard of it, it's called class!

Roman - 11 years ago

he realized that your were taking his dinner

Cheree' Peterson - 11 years ago

check out my channel to see my video of geese chasing me plus more videos!

el flesh - 11 years ago

He even posts his right arm as he's falling into the water! Hilarious to see instinct take over like that!

Jollyollie92 - 11 years ago

this has to be one of funniest things ive ever seen.

chestateegold - 11 years ago

how did you not let an f bomb slip

Chantal Sellers - 11 years ago

Never call a goose "dumb." Then the hissing at the "stupid" comment. Haha! Smart bird! I would have done the same had I been a bird.

RTTG - 11 years ago

ha what a dick goose

TheCondensedVersion - 11 years ago

That high-pitched ringing is the worst.

Sugastack/Daphne English - 11 years ago

Lmao the geese said "I'll show yo as@ who's the dumb one now bit@@"!!

mrdonleymd - 11 years ago

It mounted him!!! He may be expecting now.

bioroid09 - 11 years ago

how is the camera mounted to the kayak?

Khild565 - 11 years ago

slow motion bit ruins the vid

MyDonut101 - 11 years ago

now now dont scream at the goose that was a buff there pretty rare now not meany left on the watch and preserve list

SmIgorek - 11 years ago

Тут не удочку надо брать, а ружье...

Kranky Oscar - 11 years ago

Oh my God, I'm laughing so hard at your misfortune...I feel like I should apologize...but its so bloody funny :p

tigrodim - 11 years ago

азхахахахах

darienko66 - 11 years ago

Как ёбнул бы веслом по башке.

MrZurata - 11 years ago

You came to the wrong pond motherfucker

Grandfunkundergroundrailroad - 11 years ago

[goose laughing intensifies]

tigrodim - 11 years ago

Ахахахахахахаха ¡!!!

Momma5Duck - 11 years ago

OMG ... Goose hunting season would have just started for me!

JoshTheGreat 28 - 11 years ago

I would of drowned that bitch

civicious - 11 years ago

My thoughts exactly

horseygurl143 - 11 years ago

Hilarious! Btw, they weren't hanging out with you, they were stalking you!

bennett323 - 11 years ago

Once the camera was turned off , I bet he gave it a good paddle flogging lmao

Iain Prentice - 11 years ago

GOOSEBLOOD

Okay Damn - 11 years ago

He definitely killed the fuck outta the goose after he stopped recording lol.

IlluminatiFeca - 11 years ago

LMAO YA GOT BEASTED SON

mark smith - 11 years ago

That shud teach ya!

Rudy hernandez - 11 years ago

Ill tell you what you did wrong on what you did to him you freakin offered him a fish and the goose was like mutha fuker are you forreal??!!.i catch my own shyt!! So basically you disrespected him.. Thats like saying the goose catch his own.shyt

11yoyoyo11 - 11 years ago

I'll never go calm water kayaking again. This was just way too extreme.

Crystal Christensen - 11 years ago

That really sucks.. however notice that this guy was wearing a life jacket?

xxxstephensxxx - 11 years ago

Had to watch it after hearing about it at the KBF Open captains meeting!!!!

martseagray - 11 years ago

LOL! This is a good idea for a sequel to Alfred Hitchcock´s "The Birds"....

Luca94 - 11 years ago

Possibly but the hissing is indicating dominance so he was probably trying to also dominate....

John Andrews - 11 years ago

Hmmmm .357 with birdshot might be an option.

KalaburTV - 11 years ago

So funny!!

Mobbingsocke - 11 years ago

That makes it even more hillarious, lol.

blissycrisi - 11 years ago

ROTFLMAO

TexasTarheelYaker - 11 years ago

dude, you didn't tap out, if my opponent doesn't tap out or the ref doesn't pull me off, it's still on. there was no ref and i didn't see you tap out, so the goose just kept on kicking ass. HA! this is a very good tutorial on the dangers that are out there for us yakers. great job getting the footage

ZandWheet - 11 years ago

what the duck man

Izzoroth - 11 years ago

lol pwned!!

tclott316 - 11 years ago

what duck?

captainpegs07 - 11 years ago

How come most kayakers use the foam pdf's instead of the inflatables?

Kali Koshak - 11 years ago

Aww. They must've been captive or something. For the gander to be so comfortable around you is so odd. (: you must have a thing.

Oz Pariser - 11 years ago

lol "what'd I do to you?"

Texas Sports Outdoors - 11 years ago

What kind of Cologne were you wearing.

lishy402 - 11 years ago

Reminds me of paranormal activity

Kerze - 11 years ago

This is correct, if it were trying to attack, it would be hissing like crazy.

FireButtBreather - 11 years ago

how often do u fall in the water?

Darren Ward - 11 years ago

LLLEEEEEERRRRROOOOOYYYYYYY JJJJEEEEENNNNKKKKIIIINNNNSSSSS!!

Madrush - 11 years ago

Lets have a restful fish day today lol.

Mack Hardy - 11 years ago

i would have grabbed that thing by the throat and squeezed till the hissing stopped

voyrrr - 12 years ago

Yep, we have geese too.... and while hilarious, and probably unnerving for you, the goose liked you.... liked you alot. An attack hurts.... you know when you have been bitten by a goose.

Brayden M - 12 years ago

haha funny

Edward Wong - 12 years ago

Get off my fish you b*tch!

briantotse3 - 12 years ago

"AH SHIT! AH!"

Hatstack - 12 years ago

He still got attacked by a goose. Whether it was sexual or not should not matter.

Ира Беляева - 12 years ago

Ххах

Martin Martinö - 12 years ago

Well I can see ... this goose is male and he did not attack the fisherman at all. The attack look different and this look like sexual harassment. Than plllz do not write and do not share confusing informations. Thanks . Kind Regards Martin

Gorlung - 12 years ago

geese simply do not like any kind of violence.. buy a geese-screening accessory for your Super Pro kayak in order to hide your catch from their eyes..

Pawoodsman - 12 years ago

Had a guy drown locally from that

Megan Stark - 12 years ago

that goose was trying to hump you not kill you.

KiritoFan1 - 12 years ago

Mongoose mowdown o.o

Nik Brown - 12 years ago

I was wondering about the goose-be-gone bottles in your other videos! Duck, Duck, Duck, GOOOSE!

lisa8220 - 12 years ago

Imagine a mother and five kids being attacked at a small park by at least nine geese. It was serious, getting the kids in car. They could have pecked little ones eyes out. It was hard and viscious, but I guess as the eldest child and fighting them off from the back of the old woodie stationwagon, the adreneline protected me. Out last winter picnic, for sure.

QuietReckoning - 12 years ago

Dude. A goose volunteered to be your dinner, and you got your fishing pole back out?

panathora - 12 years ago

That bird wouldn't have breathed anymore after that.

Ben - 12 years ago

LOL pulled a bird while he was fishing!

Kutdog - 12 years ago

Was this before the coosa? lol.

Ranch Biz - 12 years ago

i think they attacked him, because he insulted them. goose attacks when he said they were acting dumb. goose hisses and heads for another attack when he says geese are stupid.

Ranch Biz - 12 years ago

he got goosebumped

Lone Ryder - 12 years ago

2 weeks ago i went to the public playground to shoot some hoops and soooo many goose were there, more than 15....when i pulled up in my car, they all started walking away, when i took the first layup, they all started walking back towards me, i got the hell out of there loll

Gecko Moria - 12 years ago

ME GOOSETA

mala heron - 12 years ago

2:53 ... YAH YOU SCARED THAT GOOSE

Ranch Biz - 12 years ago

he was goosenecked

abyucougar - 12 years ago

I would have been a lot more mad at that stupid bird.

Janusz Korwin Mikke - 12 years ago

what a fag xD

vishesh20 - 12 years ago

with friends like geese....

Vladimir Chertok - 12 years ago

my co2 BB gun would be more then a match for those delicious ducks.

comaradella - 12 years ago

Never call a goose DUMB !!!!

Kutdog - 12 years ago

Bet you wish you had a coosa out that day huh?

bp968 - 12 years ago

looked like an excellent excuse to have roast goose to me ;)

Lauren Constant - 12 years ago

Drew hey!!! It's Jeff Consant's daughter. Just saying hey

crabjunkie2 - 12 years ago

Did you hear him coming. Now you have been goosed

MEpianist - 12 years ago

Silly goose.

natmcsplat - 12 years ago

CHUCK NORRIS GOOSE

PuckDaddy12 - 12 years ago

SOmeone please add a voice over to this... please

thesalvydude - 12 years ago

i would drowned that geese and saved it for thanksgiving :)

konman001 - 12 years ago

What if a goose attacks you? You can't kill it in self defense? You should let a crazy goose potentially gouge your eye out? Well, I still would kill the bastard goose and explain to anyone who might have a problem with this that it was self-defense. . . . or maybe wait till hunting season, come back with a shotgun and kill the bastard and his friends . . . and then eat them.

HaloofCurls - 12 years ago

It's illegal to kill wild geese, dummy. There are migratory bird laws that protect all migratory bird species, including geese (and little twittery songbirds, and hawks, and eagles). It's only legal to kill geese during hunting season and even then you need a permit. If it's hunting season and you have a permit, you can kill and eat a goose no problem.

konman001 - 12 years ago

It is illegal to eat a goose? I see too many posters here are vegitarians.

HaloofCurls - 12 years ago

You know that's illegal, right?

konman001 - 12 years ago

I would have whacked the goose with the oar and eaten some bird meat for dinner instead of fish.

Carmen Bernardo - 12 years ago

Sometimes, the inner Tyrannosaurus Rex comes out of these things. Usually that's when they decide that you're not welcome on their turf.

Richard Bentoski - 12 years ago

id of grabbed the paddle and went medevil on that goose

gaura - 12 years ago

Rape

Taylor Williams - 12 years ago

1:45 Did anyone else die laughing at the stupid noise? XD

ohheckyeah17 - 12 years ago

2:01, look at the thing in the water near his arm... I was like WTF IS THAT

holobalobalo - 12 years ago

Geese bite and twist. been there done that lol

theboyyan - 12 years ago

jajaaj he is laughing

holobalobalo - 12 years ago

It didn't look like it attacked, I mean it didn't bite or anything. More like it was just trying to jump up on your shoulder or something and you panicked, ha.

jethrowomber - 12 years ago

sorry peta i would've bitch slaped it

jethrowomber - 12 years ago

Goose PAWNCH!!!

Trombone Kingdom - 12 years ago

Except the fact that Geese are assholes. :P Much like Dolphins.

antifolkhero - 12 years ago

When I see these videos, I wonder why people don't just grab the goose by its neck and shake it until it's dead.

John P. Budrow - 12 years ago

That is what you get for being a "professional angler"... douchebag. Baaaahahahahaha "These things might get hooked if they keep actin dumb." - why cause you catching fish on their pond is more important then them living their goose life?? - double douchebag.

Jess Martinez - 12 years ago

lmao

Ben Murray - 12 years ago

@sleepycatz1972 he's wearing a Pfd, and his clothes? boardies an a tee shirt what's up with that? The real problem is this guy is apparently a professional yet can't even get back into his kayak on his own on a flat lake, that's 1 star skill level.

rustytrombone1027 - 12 years ago

Jeez dude, grow a pair. You look like a little girl. Who is afraid of a bird? I would have snapped that fuckers neck.

wiibart - 12 years ago

o, wrong text field, i wanted to search for swan attack, now you know. good video

wiibart - 12 years ago

swan attack

kwles - 12 years ago

CORRECTION: with the exception of predators such as Fox, wolves, and coyote swan would be a meal.

kwles - 12 years ago

Thankfully you were wearing protective life vest! Its been my experience to see swans attack humans from sideward and backward positions. We use to own Canadian geese for guarding the home. They would honk like crazy chasing away animals that were non threatening. Like a fox, wolf, coyote! Very intelligent, sneaky, and can be very aggressive!

thomaspeters1994 - 12 years ago

shot with shotgun next time!

BUCKrub91 - 12 years ago

"Their gonna get hooked if they keep actin dumb!" the geese where saying "this guys gonna get his ass kicked if he doesn't get away from me"

D-Gauss - 12 years ago

Today in the news. Swans attack and kill father of two. chicago [dot] cbslocal [dot] com /2012/04/15/officials-villa-park-man-drowns-in-pond-near-des-plaines/

DivinityBleu - 12 years ago

When wild foul attack, they don't mess around. A guy named Anthony Hensley just died under very similar circumstances, only it was a swan that attacked him and knocked him out of his kayak. Hard to believe someone who was a pro on the water could die that way, but indeed he did. Glad you're alright!

Ryan prague - 12 years ago

that goose was trolling you for sure

Prohoprr - 12 years ago

That fuckin goose would've been dinner.

Pat - 12 years ago

I probably would have snapped it's neck... Yeah, I have anger issues ;D

adsfdsadfdf - 12 years ago

lol goose just owned u you learn next time before u call a goose dumb

Ray C - 12 years ago

You need to reedit and add the deliverance music. That goose liked ya. Good thing your buddy was there to help you.

Vintage - 12 years ago

also greetings from imgur ^.^

Vintage - 12 years ago

I would have broken the gooses neck and edited it out for sure lol

mad7206 - 12 years ago

Oh i'd be comming back packing for that bad mother goose

Gizmodus - 12 years ago

Boom, headshot!

oltorious - 12 years ago

The goose didn´t attack. You mated...

James Scullion - 12 years ago

2:30 Guy: "What did I do to you?" Goose: "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!"

Noel Lealalegria - 12 years ago

American Buff that's what kinda goose it was.

karthadastim - 12 years ago

fuck the pogeese

gamacrit - 12 years ago

Geese are assholes.

Tarmack002 - 12 years ago

no, actually just a few reposts on reddit :P

GreyouTT - 12 years ago

Reminds me of the Sean in Hot Fuzz

SourceMinistries - 12 years ago

Over half a million views and still going strong! A random act or a divine appointment; you decide.

browjosd - 12 years ago

HAHAHA, ah man that is good. Hope I never have that problem, but you never know.

loborome - 12 years ago

Soon after, that goose was seen smoking a cigarette.

DENMONKEY - 12 years ago

carrying on a like a bit of a sissy aren't we ? Might also be worth trying a self rescue once or twice :) guessing you may have been near their nest. Had a swan once get real nasty with me. Want to hit me in the pecker right or wrong.

Andi Watt - 12 years ago

The goose was trying to mate with you. You should be flattered. Geese, ducks and swans are notorious for rape and will also hump non-anatidae. Of course, bird mating is somewhat clumsy, as you can tell.

JonnieMexico - 12 years ago

The the little white goose was it's offspring. Most wild animals are unpredictable when they're with their youngins.

Captain Coco - 12 years ago

You should have smashed that goose with your paddle and then strangled it infront of it's mate. They go crazy if you attack their other half.....lol next time do that.

Mark. A. A - 12 years ago

it was trying to rape him lol

XxSnow Goon - 12 years ago

Lol! He should have gotten Aflac instead of Major Medical!

slikdarelic - 12 years ago

AFLAC!!!

JAGGERFIST - 12 years ago

LOL LOL LOL LOL LAMO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gooseman2k2 - 12 years ago

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN TROLLED! we geese are the worlds most notorious trolls! JUST WAIT till your an old man on a golf course!

Buddy Jenkins Fishing - 12 years ago

Well the tipping point on that yak is unreal in the slow motion part

JoeDavid Eason - 12 years ago

Hmmm.Let's turn the tables.Say she came into your living room and started throwing a spinner bait at the fridge in the kitchen then dragging it across the carpet.I'd say you'd jump on her back and throw her the hell out of your house.Ha!

rustlervxl97 - 12 years ago

thats y i shitched sports from hunting to fishing ... =p one attacked me when i was comeing back from a frusterating day of hunting and well... you know.

Uriel Reyes - 12 years ago

Why are geese so aggressive? In the lake of a near park they are always attacking people just passing by, mostly kids.

Mike Farina - 12 years ago

This is soooo funny!!!

407 Shroom crew - 12 years ago

y did u just grab it and ring its neck

The Jopa G channel - 12 years ago

Oh hell, I can't stop laughing my ass off, ha ha. Next time put a piece of fish on the edge of your boat and when that same goose comes back take that paddle and smack him so hard he'll never taste fish or human scalp the same way again.

OldeFreedom - 12 years ago

Two things: Holy hell, sorry but that was funny! At least it's not a Loon like my father caught while fishing. And second, Thank you tons for the life captions as I'm a deaf viewer. Very much appreciated.

Bowshooter321 - 12 years ago

Shoot that raggedy ass mo fucka next goose season

Maya C - 12 years ago

I would went all gangsta up on that goose!

oklahomaisok - 12 years ago

I think animals even wild ones are smarter than we think. I talk to my pets and even wild animals if they can understand and have held wild birds in my hand.

Rebeca Lorenzana - 12 years ago

Man : what d I do to you? Goose: Fuck off ! LOL

john2555 - 12 years ago

what's happened when camera was turned off? :D

mike vang - 12 years ago

lol he got his ass kicked by a goose .....

Thomas Hilborn - 12 years ago

New meaning to the term "Getting Goosed". LOL!

Aquariam Luver - 12 years ago

I guess that goose said "NOT TODAY BITCHH !!" XD

basspig - 12 years ago

Methinks that goose was trying to mate with you, Mate! I've seen them do that to female geese at the zoo.

skelly2222 - 12 years ago

Frigging brilliant!

jdizzle451 - 12 years ago

@stylyroper That isn't true. The way geese can really hurt you is to beat you with their wings. In fact, the bigger the goose, the more damage they can do! If you're ever attacked or threatened, the easiest way to avoid getting severely hurt is to grab them by the beak, they can't hit you with their wings, or scratch you with their claws. Geese have been known to do massive amounts to damage to people who interfere with mating or nesting.

Maya C - 12 years ago

Crap! Dam nature u scary!

Above In Shadow - 12 years ago

what'd i do to you? you are fishing my food in our lake..fool

KDKJ - 12 years ago

Najman już czeka na walkę

Devilock79 - 12 years ago

"Don't call me DUMB!!!" Didn't your dad ever tell you to never insult a goose? Well, I hope you learned your lesson.

Kudaan The Great - 12 years ago

Daffy duck lol

Pandała - 12 years ago

you entered their area

Diego .Martinez Rojas - 12 years ago

i never thought fishing would ever be extreme

Sycsa - 12 years ago

What a predator.

fitsyofwt - 12 years ago

lmao@ what did i do to you

redeyeguy - 12 years ago

Bird flu; I'd kill it before it infects me.

joey shapiro - 12 years ago

LMAO!! Hehe that's awesome!

Keyoka - 12 years ago

Hahahaha

Tessia - 12 years ago

your thinking about fighting a fish when all of a sudden you get a goose attack

Nathalie Driver - 12 years ago

I love your beautiful video - but if it makes you feel any better, this goose is actually not attacking you. He's actually, um, how do I put this delicately.....you wooed him with your kindness! :) We have geese and have watched this behaviour many times - hope you'll keep being nice to the geese, they are lovely.

Melfchuah - 12 years ago

Paddle smack it :\

RagingKoala - 12 years ago

I know your pain lol

PaperCutStickFigure - 13 years ago

@JunDageki Geese are pretty fucking aggressive, I think he just didnt know

Osswmi - 13 years ago

that goose is laughing its ass off! lol

JunDageki - 13 years ago

I think that since he was being friendly with the goose the goose just wanted to hop in and be all friendly or something but the man just freaked out and things went out of control.

Joey_91 - 13 years ago

GEESE RULE!!!!

T4v33b - 13 years ago

This video needs a MILLION hits!! LMBO!!!

RockySmokeySushi - 13 years ago

bet you when that camera shut off he beat the shit out of that fucker.

squanto2 - 13 years ago

What's insane is that you didn't grab a baseball bat and bash the bastard goose.

niperaquestes - 13 years ago

jajajajajajaja puto pato

avvoltoio31 - 13 years ago

funny :)

Christopher73092 - 13 years ago

Single greatest fucking video ever.

Littlebirdsalone - 13 years ago

@Velvellatio That man had no fucking chance, shows him for going in the gooses territory, i mean fuck niggas gotta get shown whos boss sometimes

Velvellatio - 13 years ago

sup /v/

Jelley0 - 13 years ago

FUCK GEESE

TelePhotoLens - 13 years ago

maybe you were cutting into their food supply? :-/

TelePhotoLens - 13 years ago

AHHAHAHAHA! not only did the goose attack you but you fell in the water! *dies laughing*

sparkeynews - 13 years ago

how funny

stokestoke - 13 years ago

Sexeh Fisherman!

Robert Hartz - 13 years ago

@ReadR00ster1 A third of all ducks you see are rape babies. Ducks really like to rape.

Froz3npho3nix - 13 years ago

THE SLOW MO CONFIRMED IT. BUM! BUM! BUMMMMM!!!!!!!!

peterpeterxxo - 13 years ago

yes the goose wanted to have sex with your head.

floopa - 13 years ago

i think it was trying to mate with you

Tyler A. Chase - 13 years ago

Goose didn't like you torturing the fish. Simple as that

Tyler A. Chase - 13 years ago

whats the matter? you afraid of a little birdie mr man?

Darkfire889 - 13 years ago

@gthbf1 I think catching them is the best part. Also freshwater fish are not as good eating as saltwater fish

Sterling Thompson - 13 years ago

i would of hissed back and roared at it

JediDanD - 13 years ago

lol, that Goose is going to Hell for betrayal. And just when you thought Canada Geese (the brown ones with the black necks and white under chin) were bad.

gthbf1 - 13 years ago

Whats the point of catching fish if u just put them back in the water?

RainbowSprinkles - 13 years ago

the goose was mating at the guy

Kazimierz K - 13 years ago

And I like the fact that you didn't try to hurt that goose.

Chris Rooster - 13 years ago

@druso33 They are entitled to taste delicious in my mouth after being slow roasted with rosemary potatoes and gravy.

Chris Rooster - 13 years ago

XD -duck...duck...duck..duck...RAPE!

reelgroceries - 13 years ago

Nice video and sound..and of course the near fatal goose attack. Dude you freaked out like it was a rabies infected german sheppard.

Kayak Man - 13 years ago

Needs some Barry White for the slow motion bit

k5lta - 13 years ago

XD ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

lanciadub - 13 years ago

@ john17972. You're watching too much south park.

kittyhumor - 13 years ago

AFLAC!!

rodstartube - 13 years ago

@FrankieJames7 hey all of you look i have gun and I kill a bird, wow admire me I'm a bad boy. Stupid clown.

FrankieJames7 - 13 years ago

@rodstartube yes another cod nerd who has never shot a real gun replys, and calling me a a nigga when the people in my town call me white boy, your fucking high

rodstartube - 13 years ago

@FrankieJames7 all those bitches saying "I would have killed it back" are punk niggas

rodstartube - 13 years ago

@john17972 no, that's not proportional, you can kill it only if it kills you

Night Refs - 13 years ago

The subtitles make this video!

FrankieJames7 - 13 years ago

if i seen geese that close i would shoot them with my 12 gauge no doubt

Alex Pyrgakis - 13 years ago

next time 1 get a boat 2kill those kuak kuak

Steven King - 13 years ago

My favorite part is when he asks "what did I do to you" and the goose hisses at him!!!!! Drew great sense of humor about it all, thanks for sharing!!!!

Steven King - 13 years ago

My favorite part is when he asks "what did I do to you" and the goose hisses at him!!!!!

duckling21 - 13 years ago

Goose wins!!!!!

duckling21 - 13 years ago

Goose wins!!!!

tarapos - 13 years ago

Geese fish and are territorial, shouldnt have showed him the fish

kurtkeg - 13 years ago

obviously not a hunter. i would have rung that bitches neck. a full grown man afraid of a goose. better stick to fishin

P Water - 13 years ago

Haha, that's hilarious!

Dan Perez - 13 years ago

I know what I'd be having for dinner!

BOOST MENTALITY - 13 years ago

beat that goose ass with that paddle or fishing pole!! lol

MHoffp57 - 13 years ago

That wasn't an attack. That was foreplay.

George Thomas - 13 years ago

The Goose got mad at drew for putting the fish up to his nose and then turning it lose. Note the goose putting his head in the water looking for the fish. Only after drew put the fish up to his nose did he start looking for it.

chee xiong - 13 years ago

i would have kill the Goose and eat it....

alex P - 13 years ago

nicd hes using a jackson ;)

matzpimp - 13 years ago

u can here him say o shit, lol

Captain Crunch - 13 years ago

when the oar rubbed against the kayak you challenged him to a duel

UCF Table Tennis - 13 years ago

Anyone know what type of kayak his buddy is in?...at the end of the video.

judahjames1964 - 13 years ago

I Guess They're Tired Of Being On The Dinner Table For About 4 Generations!! See How Oppression Works!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!

Guandy - 13 years ago

U MAD?

stars1861 - 13 years ago

Goose-1 The Mighty Sportsman-0

Savman1818 - 13 years ago

lmao

ChiWayEntJAW - 13 years ago

Please check your inbox.

ZeroX1803 - 13 years ago

he wante to be ur hat XD

justintemplin19821 - 13 years ago

poor goose liked you and just wanted to sit on your head, but you had to go throw him in the water and piss him off! lol too funny

justintemplin19821 - 13 years ago

poor goose liked you and just wanted to sit on your head, but you had to go throw him in the water and piss him off! lol too funny

DustOvisioN - 13 years ago

goose one human zero

agonefire - 13 years ago

you shoulda wacked that goose with the paddle as soon as you could, and maybe taught him a lesson.

anaheimdennis - 13 years ago

That goose should have been arrested and charged for cruelty to humans.

MostlyAnimalArt - 13 years ago

Guess that goes to show us that a stupid goose can make us look stupid if it want to. Sorry, but he was probably getting close to a nesting area or something?

Jim Gurney - 13 years ago

@willow2love You should check out the new kayak Drew helped to design...... the Coosa...by Jackson Kayak. I am not affiliated with them...just bought one. It has a two stage seat....you can either be sitting low or high, and you can even stand. Search youtube for Coosa Kayak!

Annie W. S. - 13 years ago

LOL!!!

iluvme4never - 13 years ago

Geese are a bunch of territorial pricks. I'm not surprised at all that this happened.

cttime - 13 years ago

i would have broke that bitch ass gooses neck

Orbit101 - 13 years ago

Don't mess with the goose, young man. You'll get the beak.

Kahuna - 13 years ago

RRRAAAAAPPPEEE!>!!

Bob Gyselinck - 13 years ago

Get off my pond, beotch

syri0 - 13 years ago

p0wned by a duck,

Roklam - 13 years ago

Like mini Velociraptors!

wieslawl59 - 13 years ago

He just wanted some casual sex.

wieslawl59 - 13 years ago

I don't think the gander had an attack on his mind. It looks like mating to me.

Michael C - 13 years ago

It coulda just wanted to hang out with you but couldnt find proper footing, this has probably been said before lol

Daryl C - 13 years ago

I would knock that goose the fuck out

Dizzy Lizzie - 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is one of best things I've ever seen!

Brenda Calvillo - 13 years ago

A pro killer is more like it. Leave the fish alone man.

Brenda Calvillo - 13 years ago

When Drew says "What did I do to you?" I have to ask Drew "What did the fish do to you?" The goose didn't kill you, but you kill fish.

Brian - 13 years ago

@littelG333 haha, I felt my life was in danger, besides its a air soft gun, only has like a 25 PSI shot, with a plastic BB, it hit em, and it just pissed em off even more, it was either I shoot him, or he bites me, and i have to go to the doctor, pay a bill to make sure i don't have rabies or some other "mad bird Disease" lol. I actually did feel bad after i shot him, but i think he wanted me out of his "nesting site" But than i thought about it, and made up my mind i was just defending myself.

NewEnglandGuy333 - 13 years ago

@s4il thats mean animal cruelty much? its just a damn goose not gunnu kill you lmao dude

NewEnglandGuy333 - 13 years ago

@NowLifeStarts lollllll

psychee1 - 13 years ago

Geese are fucking mental man :)

roguegirl29 - 13 years ago

@ZedBazinga I think that's the sound of the line being reeled in. But I can't be too sure.

Stephen Winter - 13 years ago

man I would of put that paddle to good use!

Ken R - 13 years ago

Kudos to you for posting it!

Ken R - 13 years ago

It's funny how he circled you on one side then on the other (smiling all the while) before he turned into Chucky!

mojomarshman77 - 13 years ago

LOL

Brian - 13 years ago

I had that happen to me in Illinois, fishing the fox river, lucky i had my Airsoft-gun with me, and i shot it in it's chest, it came out of the bushes on me, walking by on the rivers edge, it sent it flying back to the tall grass, all while doing these crazy head shakes, and quacking, it came at me AGAIN, this time in flight form, lol, i just go so far away that it stopped following me, after that i started keeping my kel-tech p11 on me.

TROPHY BASS HUNT With Brett Richardson - 13 years ago

Time to go bass fishing for geese....LOL!

shlockg13 - 13 years ago

Damn im still laughing, just great. Keep on Rip-N-Lips and Fightin Geese:)

Falcony100 - 13 years ago

Well i think the goose was looking for a higher point of view without shaking the wings LOL...or maybe he found you very atractive.

hm008vaj - 13 years ago

ROFL! it was a Pok-e-man geese! should have gone hunting too while fishing. gotta catch em all!

Scoobieslacker - 13 years ago

It was just trying to Mate with you dude....at least you had your PFD on.

Jessica Kaufman - 13 years ago

MAYBE A NEST NEAR BY?

butt head - 13 years ago

''i was attacked by a dang geese!'' LMFAO!!!!

Drbolla345 - 13 years ago

What a smart goose, if you want to attack something bigger than you that is invading your territory, you befriend it first so they will let you in close and then you strike them from behind.

MachoCheeze - 13 years ago

Looks like the goose is trying to mount him haha, thats one of the funniest kayak videos i've ever seen!

JPLOWMAN2 - 13 years ago

My sister got her finger bit by a goose at the zoo once, but this is way funnier. You should start a TV series - 'When Geese Attack!'

Mister Sarajevo - 13 years ago

I would have died laughing if I saw this happen to somebody I know.. hahahaha

elfishimp - 13 years ago

23 people are relatives of the goose.

elocrimonium - 13 years ago

hilarious

Caron KayakFishing - 14 years ago

Absoloutly priceless. I Fish from my Ocean Kayak Big Game Prowler. I wonder if I would fall in with such a wide yak. I hope I never have to find out! check out my vids if you get a chance. TIGHT LINES!

picturefish40 - 14 years ago

fuking laughing, and laughing, and woke up my wife so she could watch, we laughed so hard we could not sleep so we went out to eat at dennys.

Jason Winn - 14 years ago

"I had no idea that they (geese) could be so aggressive. I would've shot it."

bobareebop - 14 years ago

I love how the goose hisses at him after he's already in the water. That's one evil goose!

bobareebop - 14 years ago

There are trained killer attack geese in Stanley Park, Vancouver, B.C.

Dylan Price - 14 years ago

dont call him dumb

sonigoku - 14 years ago

use it at america fun vid

Marty Boone - 14 years ago

Goose wants smush smush.

Breizhfishing lures - 14 years ago

too funny, great video !!!

TheBassfanatics - 14 years ago

thats funny

rytmen - 14 years ago

ALLIGATORGOOS!!!!!11

Jason Tolmie - 14 years ago

Fascinating video! A friend almost capsized in his kayak earlier this year when a Swan decided to mount him! There's never a dull day on the water, eh;)

Trevor - 14 years ago

He went through you like shit through a goose!

James Neil - 14 years ago

Yep, I have chickens they do the same thing. He was totally trying to mount that guy. AWESOME FUNNY!!!

allan8233 - 14 years ago

can't stop laughing man,best kayaking video on youtube,how did your mate control his laughter

Robert Howells - 14 years ago

I hate those things

Virgil077 - 14 years ago

I lold, but if that happened to me i woulda been pissed and hit that thing with the paddle.

gooselady - 14 years ago

He seriously wanted you. They take their mates by the neck biting them to hang on.....heehee.

JDragonStudios - 14 years ago

I saw that on Most Daring: Loonies in the Boonies (1 or 2 I think) on TruTV.

FoodOnCrack - 14 years ago

i would have SERIOUSLY killed that goose

Delaney Brooks - 14 years ago

AMAZING HAHAHA!

TenshiB - 14 years ago

LOL!! That was hilarious, man!

GooseGoddessS - 14 years ago

That goos liked him so much, he wanted to have a little nookie with him...LOL That's a goose mating gesture..LOL

Adam Harrigan - 14 years ago

and goose goes for the takedown........AND HE GETS HIS BACK!....T.K.O BY GOOSE!!!!!!

gibmiser - 14 years ago

Well that will teach you to call a goose dumb. Seriously though, its crazy how as soon as you called it dumb it attacked. They Know.

Patrick Harris - 14 years ago

GOOFED! I mean, GOOSED!

Brian Lovelace - 14 years ago

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! IT DID HAPPEN.

jitskid831 - 14 years ago

Dam that's a cool story have..

spoochlove1 - 14 years ago

this guy is so cool. he really is. i bet some other douche would have pulled out a .45 and gone duck hunting

LifeTrekker - 14 years ago

Hey what kind of rod is that?

old16tattoo - 14 years ago

That goose must have a golden egg somewhere real close

Joshua R. M - 14 years ago

Why the heck did the goose attack him? Haha XD

Ashley Thompson - 14 years ago

Just when you thought it was safe to fish, instead of Jaws you have BEAKS!!!!!!! 0_o LOL!

EmpressSilverSky - 14 years ago

I love the hissing! ^_^

TheMeetyMeet - 14 years ago

lol ill remember dis 4evr oh i cant hold my breathe from dat

funintegras - 14 years ago

He heard u call him dumb.

Brandon Robinson - 14 years ago

give it a good smack with the paddle xD

Jacko-in-a-box - 14 years ago

hey drew how many did you catch

Marcus Cooper - 14 years ago

That was hilarious:) Lovely to see you at one with nature. I think the goose was just trying to be friendly. Thanks for sharing.

sithproductions - 14 years ago

that was hilarious!

Hunter Ziegelmann - 14 years ago

I would have said screw the fish goose is my dinner now! jumps off for geese RAWRRR!

SuperCrazyboy123 - 14 years ago

At the begining, you should of but your fishing shadow. You should of put that goose attacking you from behind.

SuperCrazyboy123 - 14 years ago

lol now I'm seeing fishing ads on the vid.

SuperCrazyboy123 - 14 years ago

That goose would be good for a guard goose. I need to buy him! How much?

SuperCrazyboy123 - 14 years ago

Hey attacked him becuase he couldn't find that fish! LOL

Audiolaboratory - 14 years ago

Maybe I'm wrong, but honestly, it doesent look like it was attacking you. It looks like its actually just trying to hop up on your shoulders like a cat would, but just couldnt seem to get there.

travelsonic - 14 years ago

Talk about a context-less and overall poor analogy, IMO.

thasheik - 14 years ago

You gave him fish. He wasn't pecking at you. Looks like he wanted to make love to you.

banjobubby - 14 years ago

i know that goose was white.....but shit his soul is blacker than night XD haha hes standing up for his hood!1 rofl haha

assdoooouuutttt - 14 years ago

@shairaptor no, you!

Lewis Martyn - 14 years ago

owned by a goose

assdoooouuutttt - 14 years ago

geese are assholes, but most people don't know that.

LegendaryFrost - 14 years ago

We have Geese at my park in town and I have seem them several times attack small children trying to feed them bread. 4-5 of them will hiss and jump on the smaller ones scaring the crap out of them. It is the most hilarious fucking thing I have ever seen.

staredownaloadedgun - 14 years ago

next time don't tell them they are acting dumb.

Sean Ryan - 14 years ago

That goose is crazy

lucferguson - 14 years ago

pro kayak angler hahahahahahaha!!!! Partner, you can't get back in your boat on flat stillwater, your scared of a hissing goose, maybe you can fish, but DON'T call yourself a kayaker or pro kayak angler ect... PLEASE your not fooling anybody.