The Goblin Shark, Disturbing One of a Kind Footage
Shark videos 14 years ago 3,828,204 views
The once thought to be extinct species of Deep Water Shark, The Goblin Shark, In Hi def, Hi Speed, Slow Mo Footage shot in Tokyo Bay for a documentary film about the Goblin Shark One of a Kind Video captured for the first time , The Jaw that shoots out of the head of the shark in mid bite and chomps the prey while bringing its Jaw back into its head, Unreal, Must See !! Filmed by, for the Science Channel, HD. (all rights of short clip are owned by SCIENCE CHANNEL)
Advertising
10. comment for The Goblin Shark, Disturbing One of a Kind Footage
20. comment for The Goblin Shark, Disturbing One of a Kind Footage
30. comment for The Goblin Shark, Disturbing One of a Kind Footage
Not me.
50. comment for The Goblin Shark, Disturbing One of a Kind Footage
Shark : HA! You just activated my trap card!!!
i give him all my respect cos that needs some ballz xd
- Sees how big it is. -
So... it's basically like having a Chihuahua with weak dentures latching onto your pants leg?
100. comment for The Goblin Shark, Disturbing One of a Kind Footage
LOL!
(goblin sharks jaw pops out)
diver:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Ok, ok, ok OH MY FUCKING GOD IM SCARRED FOR LIFE
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
everybody asking the exact same question "anyone from my ass ?" like dont you motherfucking see it in every other comment.. some people actually came to just watch the video, shitlords
watches divers juggle a very confused fish off of their camera
1 - you just fucked up its front teeth. thats going to take a while to recover from
2 - sharks need to keep moving to breath.
you and your madafakin fucked up asshole...
go eat a dick head mada faka
its fuckin rare and about to become extinct, don't vomit up your old fucking, sucking knowledge
Why would throwing your mouth at something be a good idea?
and i was like "WHAT!!, IS THIS GOBLIN SHARK REALL!!!"
i saw one in real life it was wash up on sand without an tail and it had many bite marks on it, really big ones..
707is that you
Yup
well anothe reason i'll never swim in open water
Shark:EXTENDO CLIP MOTHAFUCKA
-------------//
---------------------------------______/. vvvvvvv\
l.
\. ^^^^^^^^/
\-----------------------------------_________ --------------
Diver:OH JESUS FUCK NO HELP PLEASE ITS A FUCKING XENOMORPH HEEEEEEELLLLLLP MMEEEEE NOOOWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: 0:34
Aww... it's so cu- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
For the thought of a blowjob to have even occurred to you while watching this video is too fucked up for words.
Sucks getting your tooth snagged in something
"In Hi def, Hi Speed, Slow Mo Footage"
pull the other one
Meanwhile the goblin shark just goes "Well, shit" as he goes limp when he realizes he's stuck.
I quit life.
Like ever again...
Of course, there's no reason that a goblin couldn't have ventured up a few dozen meters. I think wiki notes that the highest a goblin/goblin remnants were ever found were 150m. :)
Because he's a biologist, and that is an interesting specimen. He was probably thinking "holy shit this is awesome now we can see the way the jaw detaches up close!", at least that's how I would feel.
HAHA THANK YOU THANKYOU!!!
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
chomp""... I have made a terrible mistake..."
Meanwhile humans die at alarming rates at their own and eachother's hands, sharks are not the boogieman. Radical authoritarianism, civil war, terrorism and other violence, preventable diseases, suicide, and accidents, have killed hundreds of millions of people in the last century. Total shark deaths in that time frame is like 100-200. Several times as many people ever year are killed by vending machines and highschool sports, and those are way at the low end of the spectrum of causes of death. https://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/20-things-that-kill-more-people-than-sharks-every?utm_term=.ioWL2gg422#.kbOAO33WOO
Also, Sharks don't actually kill very many people. Your more likely to get killed by a coconut or a cow statistically. Most people who die from sharks die from blood loss rather then a shark attacking out of hostility.
Jaws has colored peoples perspectives on sharks. They are rough creatures yes but they are actually pretty chill when they see a human swimming next to em.
GOBLIN SHARK: I wanna play a game.
ME: Sure what game?
GOBLIN SHARK: Its called riding a bicycle made out of nightmares into your asshole!
ME: Hey there, buddy! Can I have a bite of that sandwich?
BUDDY: Sorry dude, I'm starving. You'll have to make your own.
ME: Oh, is that so? BLAAAAAARG OM NOM NOM NOM
N
O
P
E
SOO MUCH NOPE
DUN
DUUN
DUUUUUUUUUUN
But still holy fucking shite that thing is terrifying fuck
fugly
mofo
I admit they are kind of creepy looking .... but hey they're deep sea creatures!
That shit bit you and you LIVED?