Top 50 Shitty Shark Movies
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This video was originally made in 2013, as a Top 40 list. It was exclusively on Cinemassacre.com. Now I've updated the list to 50, and releasing on YouTube. Make it 51. I wasn't even aware of 47 Meters Down!! This video was re-edited a month ago, and scheduled to release just before shark week.
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When sharks attack people, they won't surface.
They'll grab a human by the legs and drag them down.
It's a way of seeing what this hairless, finless seal is.
Best line
ISIS Shark
Sharkmummy
Sharkzilla
7/21/2002
Shitty CG sharks
I also love Shark movies
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That's bullshit
shark movies
shark movies
shark movies
shark boobies
Fuck You. Deep Blue Sea is the best Shark Movie Ever Made!
Sometime this year, SHARKNADO 6!!!
Shark Movies
Hooker Sharks
Amuesment Park Shark
Forrest Shark
Pulp Shark
Shark World
Resiviour Shark
Shark Show
Uncle Shark
Shark Vacation
Lord of the sharks
Robin Shark
Shark Driver
Shark Racer
Of all shark movies
1. Jaws
2. Deep Blue Sea (a b-movie classic)
3. Hammerhead (honestly it was better than I thought)
Actually no. That movie is a masterpiece.
I had the privilege of seeing "Great White" before it was pulled from theaters (and then banned from US distribution for 30 YEARS) for plagiarism!
I still remember laughing out loud in the theater at the absurdity- the balls!!
2. Piranha Sharks
3.Avalanche Sharks
4. Mega Shark VS. Kolossus
5. Mega Shark VS. Mecha Shark
Ha, I sea what you did there.
(these were too much shark movies)(in hebrew)
What a legendary film.
No really, that movie sooooo bad it's fucking amazing
SHO MANY SARK MOVIES
I also think it would be terrifying if a full sized Megalodon existed in the ocean today because it could swallow anyone whole so easily. And now I just thought, couldn't or shouldn't that make a Megalodon less scary? We're practically like a fly next to a full grown Megalodon, it'd be like a Great White going after shrimp or plankton. Maybe if there was a bunch of us together, then a Megalodon would try gulping us like a Humpback whale would eat plankton. It'd probably be more likely to just accidentally catch us in its mouth while trying to eat something else, it wouldn't even notice us.
BUT WITH SHARKS!!!
Did the Ghost Shark production at least give you an Exec Prod credit for the bathtub idea?
Oh, and deep blue sea didn't make the top 10? Shame!
- Raiders of the Lost Shark
- Shark Island (a.k.a. Shark Week)
- Shark Exorcist
- Shark Killer
- She Gods of Shark Reef (kind of?????)
- Sharkenstein
Except for the inherent lack of filters, weird aspect ratio and a chicken-masked narrator.
There's a scene I could swear that shows the main character getting eaten, you see a leg float past and then in the very next scene, he's back. No explanation, no indication of a dream sequence, nothing. He's just there again like nothing happened...
Why am I scared of a stupid dead shark? I don't know.
Fair enough, shark dont wears jacket anyway. LOL
Meanwhile there are all these terrible rip offs which are about as flawed as a film can get.
I'm gonna need plenty of bucket of popcorn...
GOTTA GET THE SHARK MOVIE!!!
Whoo.
Neither of those things is true.
Cyber-Sharks
Mega Shark vs Cobra Toad
Hydra- Shark
Vampire sharks
Shark-Frog vs Three headed chicken
Jaws vs Jason
Fucktuple headed shark attack.
You thought I was talking about hunting sharks? Nope, I'm hunting these directors and actors to ask them two very simple questions. "Why?" and "How?" They'll no exactly what I'm talking about with out any elaboration.
the prequel is called, 1 head shark
just means so much that you were such a huge part of growing up for me and you're still kicking as much ass as ever