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Dying Dead - 6 years ago

I love swagger, So hilarious, That English really worked out for you.

Brandon Vigil - 6 years ago

that was perhaps the best and most thought out i fucked your mom joke of all time

Gabe Coulon - 6 years ago

For sure I’ll have a dog and then I I’ll go home and then murder a ton of kids

Chaotic Reaper0 - 6 years ago

That moment when you realize the first story turned into the worlds longest "I fucked your mom" insult

EliTheGuy 44 - 6 years ago

This made me sleepy. It was so relaxing.

Aj Limon - 6 years ago

I go to sleep to your voice

oneze - 6 years ago

Good job on the gaetar

Serious Review - 6 years ago

If thats kid was my brother and i saw this video or god forsake my child and heard him ruin the story .... Kid brother id push him out the window of a speeding car if older brother id poke holes in all his condoms and fuck his wife and throw away their birthcontrol if it was my kid id leave him in a locked car on a hot day

Shit ... That
. Isnt enough

Nigel Shepherd - 6 years ago

You remind me of me but I bought a book and no kiss

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Silent Mystery - 6 years ago

Man the first video actually saved my life from suicide

Fuckaroo - 6 years ago

This has happened to me like real shit except I was in 6th grade and my dick was super small flaccid

Richmond Kinzler - 6 years ago

I know this video is 2 years old now, but what music is being played in the background?

chelo646 - 6 years ago

This is how Hitler was born

Jacob Manzella - 6 years ago

Fucking beautiful

Twoinone1 - 6 years ago

The fanciest way to say "I fucked your mom, kid"

xam wuz here - 6 years ago

This is a lie, my ex and me tried kissing under fireworks and it only scared the shit out of me, it kept making us jump and wasn’t the slightest romantic

USMC GRUNT 0311 - 6 years ago

Lmao when you went off on that kid I lost my shit

YoungGlockTheSlumppKing - 6 years ago

"physical education was my favorite sport"
- SwaggerSouls 2016 -

1NameofaName - 6 years ago

i fell asleep at my desk and when i woke up it was about to auto play my first gay experiance + cat csgo story time

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figet spinner - 6 years ago

looks at dick What is this?

Nelson De Jesus - 6 years ago

I’m dying of laughter irl onfg

vapenoodles - 6 years ago

Fuck that annoying ass kid who interrupted

Pan Smile - 6 years ago

What's the song name when he's talking?

Scav Boi - 6 years ago

How can he not cringe at himself. This shit's great.

Conner Hastings - 6 years ago

You actually made that kid agree that you fucked his mom cause you did as he said fucker her right in the pussy fuck that kid

Des Vexel - 6 years ago

Was listening this on my drive home from work around 11 and didn't realize it was pretty loud as I drove past my neighbors house before my road. They have a little kid and I was like, "yep that kid is gonna be fucked in the head now"

adam hunter - 6 years ago

You talk kinda stiff when your telling the story, like a robot

cadyn floyd - 6 years ago

Hey what’s the name of the server you use? Or map

Bob Ross - 6 years ago

he fucking destroyed that kid lmfao

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XxDemonSlayerxX - 6 years ago

I love your voice swagger

Bradley Burrey - 6 years ago

R.I.P Paul

Onceapigeon - 7 years ago

I make the same type of Videos would mean alot if you checked my channel out thanks!

No U - 7 years ago

How's the map called bois

Pure Venom - 7 years ago

yeeet there my swaggering souls...
i was actually tearing up in the beginning.. you're absolutely brilliant... keep it up and remember if a stranger offers you weed.. you say thank you mkay, because Weed is expensive

Alexander Willför - 7 years ago

Horny kid

Jerry Can - 7 years ago

At the end someone said "are you OG Mudbone??" Haha

vortexx - 7 years ago

what is the beats you use in ur rap battles?

Purple Renea - 7 years ago

"are u o.g. mudbone? i just need to ask.."

Wiregoathanger - 7 years ago

that fking 8 yr old that is just full auto autistic

Daniel Rauch - 7 years ago

when Faze Trifecta was born, someome should have said; 'whos yo daddy'

EEPHUS12 - 7 years ago

Who else watching on July 4th

Casey Neistat - 7 years ago

This vid and she laugh soooo fuckin hard. Great job

Casey Neistat - 7 years ago

Are u fucking spastic?

Casey Neistat - 7 years ago

8 inch flaccid 24 inch penis. Lol

John Van - 7 years ago

So your son, how old is he now? Is your son doing alright? Does he still be racist to people who are trying to have a good time? If so let me shoot him in the head, he'll become a courier instead of a Marine Biologist.

SchmiggyWiggy - 7 years ago

you ever going to do a face reveal Swagger?

dorito master - 7 years ago

you are in the big dick club

RADical - 7 years ago

This is why kids shouldn't have access to the Internet... they become toxic cunts.

Ya Boi - 7 years ago

Swaggersouls you should be the most popular channel on youtube

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Cemre - 7 years ago

just found my new favourite youtuber

Tom - 7 years ago

fortunately you have good voice which is well understandable but you should edit into video subtitles like fitz its realy somthing else of quality m8

Franky's Art - 7 years ago

ip?

Saber - 7 years ago

Just cum already

NOVA CLOUD - 7 years ago

no you did not fucking lier

Zero - 7 years ago

Saber I read this comment scrolling down as soon as he said it.

aldo 99i - 8 years ago

hey yo dud i love ur voice <3

Gaming Potato - 8 years ago

Are these storys real???

Ian Inskeep - 6 years ago

Jaybird9876 it's swaggersouls. That's him going easy.

Jaybird9876 - 6 years ago

Jon Porras

Wait. That’s not normal...?

Jon Porras - 6 years ago

Gaming Potato well in one of them he slaughters an entire birthday party at chuck e cheese.

Russell S - 7 years ago

Gaming Potato If you're actually serious, you might be Swagger's extremely autistic child that he was worried about having.

Itchy Doggo - 8 years ago

Are you a fan of Dukelovesyou? You have similar delivery.

WezGo - 8 years ago

Cant believe i actually met swagger when he was about to hit 40,000 on surf kitsune bruh

Funny Face Megee - 8 years ago

Can I plz get these on itunes and say this is the song of my life

Badass Cardboard Props - 8 years ago

play on surf utopia 24 7 more

Jami Mcbrien - 8 years ago

Yo!! That FaZe clan drives me crazy every time I play COD4!

thicc L - 8 years ago

They fucked

FatPanda - 8 years ago

Best shit ive seen lmfao 2:28

deniaL - 8 years ago

AMAZING...

kr3k3n - 8 years ago

well... better than my first time. No autistic faZe Trifecta was conceived though, so I guess I got that going for me.

faisal junaid - 8 years ago

i hope you grow you deserve it :)

RedRumGaming - 8 years ago

10/10, would have an autistic baby with you any day. Youre new favorite youtuber, and I believe you will go far.

Blake Alvarez - 8 years ago

are you fucking spastic ofc ive heard of dodgeball

Blake Alvarez - 8 years ago

just cum already

Jamed Hardy - 8 years ago

You deserve 8 million subs

Alppuccino - 8 years ago

So dramatic then "are you fuckin spastic?" I LOVE IT MAN

DrewStory - 8 years ago

I played with you last week!

legofreak107 - 8 years ago

This guy's voice is so fucking amazing to listen to. And then this guitar at the background it just fits perfect!
You deserve way more subs man!

Bryson Long - 8 years ago

notice how he smacks after every line he says

Alec Mackintosh - 8 years ago

why are you such a god

God geass - 8 years ago

swagger u do a really nice job

Dalton Spillman - 8 years ago

i love you stuff , i wish i was able to talk to u

Arctic Gaming - 8 years ago

Beautiful!

Ztrumx - 8 years ago

this is so funny my autism increased thank you

Alec Sedate - 8 years ago

What server do you normally play on?

ImproperBurial - 8 years ago

Yo dude you fill my day with happiness and I think I can say the same for many other people keep it up!

Aqua - 8 years ago

how can anyone dislike

DarkFire - 8 years ago

The one dislike is the autistic kid :P

Morphitz - 7 years ago

hey, he could have payed them <3

Lance Spencer - 7 years ago

Morphitz he cannot possibly have that many friends

Morphitz - 7 years ago

and his friends

abir mojumder - 7 years ago

he's got a few more kids now XD

Juan Doge - 8 years ago

found my bedtime stories

Ronkeli - 8 years ago

you should write books if just get those storys just like that

Zer0_Time - 8 years ago

more of this lol. this is more addicting then crack cocain

Patrick Kuschmaster Ree - 8 years ago

did this channel just get 7000 subscribers in three days? shieeeet

SulliMLG - 8 years ago

I want to deep throat your voice

Johan Djerf - 8 years ago

3:56 "Is this a true story?" LOL i laughed so hard xD

Norbert Hreskó - 8 years ago

Awesome :D I didn't expect I see fire as background music though :D

Delta 1262 - Scorch - 8 years ago

Awesome videos man keep up the good work!

DuckOnQuack - 8 years ago

Lol the end of the vid are you OG mudbone?

NextLiveGamer - 8 years ago

3 AM u made my night lmfao

NextLiveGamer - 8 years ago

Rollercoaster Are God - 8 years ago

+NextLiveGamer :)

NextLiveGamer - 8 years ago

ahhhhh, ur right lmao

Rollercoaster Are God - 8 years ago

Morning*

Corey Adler - 8 years ago

You and Millerpede are a dreamteam! Your humor is 10/10

Samuel Antonov - 8 years ago

what servers do you play on

Had faxZ - 8 years ago

whats the server title?

Valificus - 8 years ago

I still love you

Petar Medo - 8 years ago

AYY LMFAO

Rayyden Cat - 8 years ago

Autismo is that u
#ToTheOrphange

GoldRazorK - 8 years ago

SUBBED

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LZY Infinite - 8 years ago

Plz.... be my dad!!

Spungey - 8 years ago

Faze Trifecta disliked this

Carpet salesman - 8 years ago

This is beautiful, why dose this guy not have more subs xD?

BGMastera - 8 years ago

fuck u i cry everytime i listen to ur storyes ;-;

jpatt - 8 years ago

Please what servers are you on

kaka pupu - 8 years ago

nice dude

Zitro Lp - 8 years ago

Yo dude, nice vid, you're like my new favourite Youtuber. Keep up the good work?
Is it possible to add you on steam and to play with you or don't you like that? :)

Greetings

Francis Mullinger - 8 years ago

he could use his autism to be a marine biologist.

GrowTopia Cheat Central - 8 years ago

I wanna be the first guy to dislike, BUT THE VIDEO GREAT! So i won't dislike.

Xarfai_Psych - 8 years ago

Fuck it, I want your voice in documentaries.

BTW: You could be the Narrator from The Stanley Parable.

TheCouch - 8 years ago

Dude! I Think i just became your biggest! If i could sub a million times i would do that! Keep it up! More videos!!!

TrueFatEggSkate - 8 years ago

"Are you OG Mudbone?"

kcaZ - 8 years ago

5:57 Wait till he says tim. What Swagger really meant to say one Tim your in the small dick club now

Twisted - 8 years ago

It's the 4th of July too xD. Good shit, man. Happy 4th! Keep up your awesome videos!

Kneecap - 8 years ago

Aight we gotta get the likes to 420 and 0 dislikes. Swagger Souls deserves it...

Do31n8a Games - 8 years ago

3 more likes!

LoNGruNer22 - 8 years ago

i legit imagine you reading to all these guys in a circle

peytN - 8 years ago

Watching this on the fourth of july. Happy 4th of July!

Twigs - 8 years ago

Your voice is amazing, out of curiosity, would you ever consider voice acting?

caden perry - 8 years ago

Very good content you will blow up before you know it :)

Archer JS - 8 years ago

love ur stories!
greetings from germany

Luis Lara - 8 years ago

Ur voice turns me on ●_●

yummsbunny - 8 years ago

more please

yummsbunny - 8 years ago

I'm a greedy son of a bitch

MachineManiak - 8 years ago

You are a fucking legend man.

MaRs - 8 years ago

keep it up ur amazing

Jacob Macaree - 8 years ago

this is some amazing shit bro

Emilson - 8 years ago

Dude, your voice is so amazing! I could listen to it for hours :D

Div - 8 years ago

Holy fucking shit 0 dislikes. I guess even terrible people love your voice. Funny thing is that this has been out for like a week too.

RuiJC - 8 years ago

You are the best!!!

Ninjahr - 8 years ago

wish more people knew about this channel. in my opinion he's more entertaining than leafy. The surfing's not good but that doesn't matter he will get better overtime. His videos are simple and entertaining with no bullshit.

Kev - 8 years ago

why do kids have to ruin everything..... ;_;

Crossweeze - 8 years ago

your voice if perfect for this kind of stuff

Majestic M8 - 8 years ago

Not a single dislike shows how good of a youtuber u r :)

Kappa2000 - 8 years ago

i love this video

CallMeCarson - 8 years ago

THEY FUCKED

Timothy Chaffee - 8 years ago

Your a savage

Michael Munsch - 8 years ago

Is it wrong I got a boner

BlameGGaming - 8 years ago

It would be wrong if you dint got a boner

Soepblik - 8 years ago

Nah bruh, imagination probably.

Frost - 8 years ago

You know the video is good when it has 0 dislikes, i mean... WHO gets that now a days :O

Mathias Kristian Lund - 8 years ago

This is a awsome video!

Just Monika - 6 years ago

Joel Vinsant okay, what does he get when he gets to finish it tho? What? A life?

watchthemfall0949 - 8 years ago

It's not easy telling stories and surfing.

whomadewhat - 8 years ago

the surfing isn't good but it's not cringe, how can surfing be cringe

SwaggerSouls - 8 years ago

never said I was good :^)

La Flarb_19 - 8 years ago

Swagger Souls ur my hero

Conevski Daniel - 8 years ago

this voice is so entertaining

MarvFPV - 8 years ago

why cant those dumb ass authistic kids just shut the fuck ip and listen to the story...
im 13, too, but would never interrupt this (
id probably have to mute me, while laughting my ass off)

Jamthis - 7 years ago

or just set up push to talk.

wootsoot - 8 years ago

lol

Smokethe Bear - 8 years ago

we have a special snowflake here

PCMasterRace - 8 years ago

hahaha i love this man

OGPN Glide - 8 years ago

hey bro its glide from utopia a couple days ago, keep up the good work, this shit is funny as hell :)

Acne On Tha Track - 8 years ago

this is amazing

AllenNoTalent - 8 years ago

shouting you out on twitter
https://twitter.com/AlinSymonz

AllenNoTalent - 8 years ago

this fuckin amazing

AllenNoTalent - 8 years ago

i love you swagger xD

Oguzhan Ay - 8 years ago

when you finished the 1st story at the end one guy said "is this true" hahaha lmfao

Luke Labombard - 8 years ago

I LOVE YOUR VIDS BRO KEEP THEM UP THEY MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH

Super Snake - 8 years ago

Make more stories

Rip - 8 years ago

Shit im in this one ahahahaha

edin - 8 years ago

Steam?

Broseidon - 8 years ago

Yo dude, I could help you with some new graphics for free.

Broseidon - 8 years ago

+SwaggerSouls Plays sounds good
maybe later ill make some for you, it wont be anything crazy but just a little something

SwaggerSouls - 8 years ago

Sure man, but I just want to let you know that there's a chance I won't use them. I appreciate the offer, and if you go through with it, be sure to let me know and I'll consider it!

Raffael Geraffe - 8 years ago

Omg i love your vids :DDDD Great talent !

h0lsteiN - 8 years ago

MORE. HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOD, IF YOU KEEP UP YOU ARE GOING TO THE STARS DUDE :))

snxwwy - 8 years ago

Dude ur shit is gold keep it up ^^

snxwwy - 8 years ago

Dude ur shit is gold keep it up ^^

LarryDaMusicGuy - 8 years ago

Tim, you're in the Big Dick Club now!

Jewdank - 8 years ago

I subscribed on two different accounts aha there are no dislikes on this video your content is really funny keep it up!!

Bachmen - 8 years ago

What mic do you use?

Internet Explorer - 8 years ago

He deserves way more subs

FLuiD xd - 8 years ago

haha that was great man

LazyDrake - 8 years ago

At first I was unsure if I would enjoy it. Until you roasted that FaZe kid lmao

boi - 8 years ago

"JUST CUM ALREADY"

Trons - 8 years ago

Funny shit man lol.

FakeIGN - 8 years ago

WAT U DOINQ HEre?

KothsHF Gaming - 8 years ago

tf you doing here trons

SwaggerSouls - 8 years ago

Thanks fam, I appreciate it!

ofn ಠ_ಠ - 8 years ago

ily

Connar Umaru - 8 years ago

omf i wanna meet you in real life

PussWhisperer - 8 years ago

Dad!

Vectik'Dzn - 8 years ago

remember me dude ur voice is awesome

Fury - 8 years ago

Your voice is majestic af

Riv - 8 years ago

HAVE MY BABIES

Gizzgy - 8 years ago

That rap from Notorious's channel led me here, but I stay for the great content. Keep it up man!
Also, do you have a steam group or something to add you on?

Ryan Hartfiel - 8 years ago

You need to make more at all cost

Matters - 8 years ago

bruh iNoToRiOuS made a vid on you rap battling someone else

ArcticDZN - 8 years ago

So yeah if I made you an intro, would you use it?

ArcticDZN - 8 years ago

+SwaggerSouls Plays ok cool!

SwaggerSouls - 8 years ago

It depends, maybe I will, maybe I won't. It really depends on how it looks. I'm not the one for those crazy dubstep 3d animations. Something simple, 2-6 seconds, works just fine for me; hence my current intro. If you really want to do it, by all means! Thanks for the offer :)

vanilla - 8 years ago

nice content bro keep it up :)

Cellofellow - 8 years ago

faze trifecta is reason enough to be an abusive father.

shorlock gaming - 8 years ago

do more plz

JustEmGames - 8 years ago

That was epic i subbed :D

Luek - 8 years ago

Yo man I remember when you came over to the australian servers to check out whats going on. Man I had no clue you had a youtube channel and your a rap god ;)

Nebsy - 8 years ago

Awesome content, love it, wish you the best bro!

Monzy - 8 years ago

remember me ?

ArcticDZN - 8 years ago

I absolutely love your content, I I made you an Oreo would u use it?

ArcticDZN - 8 years ago

+SwaggerSouls Plays Fuck I meant intro lmao

SwaggerSouls - 8 years ago

You lost me at Oreo

João Murgel - 8 years ago

Bro you are really funny I hope you keep doing videos , would be cool if you could make more rust videos too

Stoic Gaming - 8 years ago

I was waiting for this vid cause I was there and I was laughing so hard lol

Logan Bradley - 8 years ago

One of my favorite channels. Keep it up man!

ClimaX 2 - 8 years ago

Love your vids

Huon - 8 years ago

Can you play Dark Souls 3 on your channel SwaggerSouls? I mean, it is in your name and picture of Solaire... I'd love a playthrough with your voice commentating dude.

AllenNoTalent - 8 years ago

i'll watch all of the ads on your channel if you make more videos :3

Huon - 8 years ago

Thanks for answering! Definitely consider it. Your voice is amazing dude. I was one of the Australians on the server in your video titled "CSGO Underground Rap Battle" or something like that and I really thought you were joking when you said you had a youtube channel, but then I searched it up and I love your videos now. Keep it up mate!

SwaggerSouls - 8 years ago

I know I've streamed it before and all that. I'll think about it!

SmileWithCaution - 8 years ago

This is the first video I've seen with 0 dislikes that has been up for this long also not that anyone cares but awesome vid fucking hilarious keep up the great work.

ThornieZoomz - 8 years ago

Just watched and liked all of your vids. If you consistently upload, i give it 6 months before you blow up. You're amazingly funny man. Sub 4 lyfe.

Gannon M Zimmerman - 8 years ago

LOL this is amazing

John Shepard - 8 years ago

This shit is gold.

PappyOmar - 8 years ago

"Are you OGMudbone" lol

somaa - 8 years ago

"Do I smell good"
"Now ya do"

Horus - 8 years ago

AMAZING LOLOL

Veli Aktas - 8 years ago

legit new favorite youtuber. bring us bids every day plzzz

NalyD - 8 years ago

yes please

Bosshog26 - 8 years ago

Love this

Alec - 8 years ago

7/11

a_grip mcfuckboi - 8 years ago

Next video should be a mock radio station where you host extremely racist music. Not gonna lie that'd be some dank shit yo, fuck the lesser races amirite lol

Nakiado - 8 years ago

You say "and" too much in this. Still, good video.

evan - 8 years ago

Damn ur channel has blown up just like ur 8 inch dick, nice m8 ;)

Royal - 8 years ago

Jesus the other day you had like 400 subs now you almost have 2000 wtf

KLOV - 8 years ago

3 weeks later 30k. damn daniel

Caade_ - 8 years ago

+rszgh lol 23k

Elpinnen - 8 years ago

BAM a week later we're at 8,8k

Div - 8 years ago

Some pretty famous Youtuber posted him rapping in a surfing lobby, makes sense. The guy has like 40k

Synnnical - 8 years ago

this is fantastic haha

Vannerss Games - 8 years ago

You sir are a genius! Hilarious xD

Guardian Wolf - 8 years ago

Great video , Someday you will get big on youtube

Leiska - 8 years ago

Man where can i buy your mixtape?

sol - 8 years ago

These videos keep getting better and better! Keep up the good work, Love you dad

Tobi Vsk - 8 years ago

so, someone pulled your pants down, with led to you joining a club, with led to you getting jessica who smelled like shit, who led to you getting Trifecta Autistic kid..... FUCKING AWESOJME

RSVista2 - 8 years ago

Where's the dick reveal dad

Zhouuuw - 8 years ago

+RSVista2 1000 likes for dick reveal

Zed The Cat - 8 years ago

hey sawgger

Robin Sparkles - 8 years ago

Ur faymus nao

SUDO - 8 years ago

Holy shit, that was amazing.

Wing - 8 years ago

Oh hi there.

SwaggerSouls - 8 years ago

Make sure you guys check out Millerpede! He was the one who was playing the guitar in the background. His channel is in the description!

Samantha McKee - 6 years ago

youre the funniest person in the world i would eat the fuck out of ur ass

Cody - 7 years ago

SwaggerSouls I'm Gay

Timothy Harvey - 8 years ago

SwaggerSouls I luv your vids don't let the haters let you down because there is more people that like you than hate

Aleksander achufusi - 8 years ago

Adam

Aleksander achufusi - 8 years ago

you have curly hair

Smiley Man - 8 years ago

hey dude , if its your surfing server pls give us the ip i wanna play nice surf map D;
if anything in my sentence wrong, im sorry but im german ;D

ItsMillerpede - 8 years ago

David AL - 8 years ago

+ItsMillerpede ayy lmao

AllenNoTalent - 8 years ago

more videos please D: you're so fuckin funny

YourAverageShawn - 8 years ago

bruh you're my role model

ItsMillerpede - 8 years ago

aye ;)

Dono - 8 years ago

Ily

FR Phantom - 8 years ago

I love your vids man!

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