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Stuart A Sankowich - 6 years ago

These children are so wonderful. Besutiful family n nice vids.

Dan Odroft - 6 years ago

Oh thanks mate, can I look as cool as you now? Great job teaching your kids that the most important thing about surfing is how you look! Bet you have plenty of mirrors in your house to make sure you ‘look’ like a real surfer all the time?

Candice Woollaston - 6 years ago

I have helicopter arms

Cludo - 6 years ago

1:20 holy shit I lost it hahaha
Imagine any onlookers just watching

Meag - 6 years ago

Do your kids go to school? Or homeschool?

Jus Bamathy - 7 years ago

lmao

De Wae - 7 years ago

This kids overbite pisses me off idk y seems like a bitch

andy.ec - 7 years ago

I completely disagree that surfing with a relaxed slightly knock knee or 70s single fin style stance and relaxed fluid style of surfing is undesirable...imo, its way better than that horrible wide legged stance and super jerky aggressive attack the wave as if it's your enemy stance and style of surfing such as the brazos and all kinds of young bucks seem to favor nowadays....i.e. the jock stance....ish is not a good look...I can tell u approach surfing as a "sport" which is not only an inane and boorish look and starkly different from the perspective with which I approach the dance we all partake in.....

Dylan Granados - 7 years ago

I do the helicopter when I do cut backs so I'm not supposed to that??

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r o g e r - 7 years ago

Cool kids

James Sundborn - 7 years ago

Follow me on instagram @james_surfing

halloargentinien - 7 years ago

Must ALL surfers be sssso ccccool as YOU are buddy? wow! amazing yo so cool man. Keep on doing yeah!

Aimee Tutone - 7 years ago

ya'll are literally my favorite! I learned how to surf just from watching ya'll videos!

loveisforever - 7 years ago

all about the looks here huh

SurfinSanDiego - 7 years ago

How did you pull off moving down there? How much do you need? It looks like my dream life.

Reed Byford - 7 years ago

Who the fuck even does most of these

stoney - 7 years ago

When your just done in life 1:44

rizodinho - 7 years ago

Omg when the son did the t-rex on the wave it was so hilarious!!! HAHAHA my favorite part

Erik Bates - 7 years ago

This is literally the most useless how not to surf information I have ever seen.

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Refugee70s - 7 years ago

Peter Cole always waved his back arm around and MR surfed with his knees together... what a couple of kooks, huh?

Cherokee44 Oklahoma - 7 years ago

I've noticed the Poo stance at Mavericks. Thank you for these tips. I'll remember them.

likeriver - 7 years ago

Helicopter arming looks dope. Gonna try that from now on.

javier francisco toledo aleman - 7 years ago

good! boy

Ximena Dada - 7 years ago

Not the t rex it's the charlie

parraphrase - 7 years ago

When growing up we used to have names for some of the surfers at NSB Inlet who surfed with some of these habits. There was "Butt Surfer', 'The Pink Panzy', and my favourite, 'Turtle girl'. Thanks for the helpful hints!

whatawonderfulful - 7 years ago

that last one is called Adriano de Souzing

tomhansonphotography - 7 years ago

lol

Brian McNeil - 7 years ago

#Hilarious! =)

Dietetyczne Fakty - 7 years ago

if I surfed like this kid I wouldn't care how my arms look

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Marswellb - 7 years ago

Classic

Evaldo Fílhő - 7 years ago

precisam de uma aula brasileira

Sean til dawn - 7 years ago

should of used real examples

Bee Shiel - 7 years ago

The kid is a show of

Shedz Channel - 7 years ago

M.R. (the wounded gull) made it as world champion, was a ''bronzed aussie'' and held top positions in contests for may years doing the pogo stance (as you call it).
i certainly wouldnt call mark richards a kook!

Vex77y Gaming - 7 years ago

When u realise that they surf shitter then you
and your younger

OceanConqueror - 7 years ago

+HB SKATE How does saying what surfing is about make me seem younger? XD

HB SKATE - 7 years ago

Lol I can tell your younger... and more of an asshole too.

Vex77y Gaming - 7 years ago

never seen this cunt do an air

Vex77y Gaming - 7 years ago

Fuck up cunt

OceanConqueror - 7 years ago

They were showing how you would surf in those stances...

JakeTheRipper 73 - 7 years ago

definitely guilty of knee knocking. I've never really seen the others often though. T Rex maybe.

Shawn Callahan - 7 years ago

FREE STYLE

Justin Stevens - 7 years ago

The pogo is in. Skinny stance and giant cut backs are what dreams are made of! Wide stance is out.

troy davey - 7 years ago

is the girl mute or not allowed to contribute?

Sophie Brock - 7 years ago

troy davey She contributes a lot in other clips. No one needs to always speak.

Abhilash - 7 years ago

thanks for the funny way of saying things

Beau Roberts - 7 years ago

do a vid who to duckdive

Lynn King - 7 years ago

this is hilarious

Nicholas Green - 7 years ago

10subscribers

Mr Crumb - 7 years ago

Hey I got a Denga board too...! Go Santa Teresa!

Kinny Renahan - 7 years ago

I have not seen anyone do these moves

HB SKATE - 7 years ago

stop spamming

Mariska Debeer - 7 years ago

Kinny Renahan I've seen all these moves

Kinny Renahan - 7 years ago

I have not seen anyone do these moves

Kinny Renahan - 7 years ago

I have not seen anyone do these moves

Jen Bradford - 8 years ago

Nice Attalea Palm in the background!

Rod Templar - 8 years ago

good video :)

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Kyle Smithers - 8 years ago

I recently shaped a single fin and I was trying to get the smaller stance style and now that I've gone back to the shortboard every once in a while I'll stand with my feet too close together

Brett Deinum - 8 years ago

The official name of the poo stance is the stink bug stance.

G William - 8 years ago

stupid

ghouyg - 8 years ago

Where is this spot?

Jettylocal1502 - 8 years ago

Have you done a episode on etiquette? Rule #1 etiquette.

Jettylocal1502 - 8 years ago

Have you done a episode on etiquette? Rule #1 etiquette.

Jettylocal1502 - 8 years ago

most of your mistakes or bad style comes from. counterrotating.

GregoCatal - 8 years ago

You guys are so great! Thanks!

Austin Sorenson - 8 years ago

i am so confused... hardly any surfer does any of these things. lol

Divine Knights - 7 years ago

i think beginners do some

paul kerr - 8 years ago

Is there a prize if you do all ten? Great video.

Hammock Joe - 8 years ago

i have personally never seen this before, would have never imagined that some people actually do this stuff :D

Fritz Stedtfeld - 8 years ago

this video is so funny I'm dying! xD

Michael McVey - 8 years ago

You guys are great! I see so much of all these errors but I cannot decide where the worst offenders are Santa Cruz or Huntington Beach. Thanks for the laugh.

Beach Bum Woodworker - 8 years ago

Man, I think it is really awesome that you do these videos with your kids. Seriously! You guys seem so happy. Cheers!

Od od - 8 years ago

those to kid u get to get them out of the screen next time!

magicmeerkat76 - 8 years ago

what size board is he riding?

Gianluca's arts - 8 years ago

Damn this lil girl is so beautiful

Nick - 7 years ago

Nah that's some creepy shit. fuck that.
I never got it when dudes try to get away with saying that they would tap a lil girl in a few years when she's old enough. why the fuck would that kind of a thought enter your head about a little girl? that's fucking weird and pedophilic. don't try to justify it you sick fucks

Gary Souza - 7 years ago

Yea, lock her up till she's 25. Lotta grey hair coming dads way...

HnlPlayzHD - 7 years ago

Kaylee White how do u know he's an adult?

HnlPlayzHD - 7 years ago

Kaylee White how do u know he's an adult?

Daniel Marcoulis - 7 years ago

You literally said "would tap in 10 years". Be useful and become compost.

JakeTheRipper 73 - 7 years ago

Kaylee White calling a girl pretty doesn't mean you're looking at them sexually. no different than a woman calling your son handsome.

Thelegend27 - 7 years ago

+Tori Ollar im not looking at her sexually....

Tori Ollar - 7 years ago

Thelegend27 10 year old girls shouldn't have to worry about adults who want to prey on them when they get of age. Let her have a childhood, it's not okay that pre pubescent girls have to worry about adult men looking at them sexually.

Thelegend27 - 8 years ago

+Kaylee White also KYS

Thelegend27 - 8 years ago

+Kaylee White how is it pedo? I said in 10 years. Also are we not allowed to say she is beautiful how is that even pedo if someone looks good doesnt mean i want to fucking rape them or something.

Thelegend27 - 8 years ago

would tap in 10 years

tucko11 - 8 years ago

lol some people are idiots when they surf lol

OBAMAS WATCHING ME - 8 years ago

He forgot my problems. It's the I can't get the fuck up horizontal stance and the sex wax causing the sore nipples effect.

GrumpyPants - 7 years ago

OBAMAS WATCHING ME sore nipples indeed friend

Ethan Kugler Games - 8 years ago

Atua looks so weird in this

E F - 8 years ago

Good advice, but have the girl talk!

adam bamf - 8 years ago

poo-stance footer to pogostick to reverse momentum for the finish

Skate Witch - 8 years ago

atua's poo stance made me actually die laughing

goodbaad417 - 8 years ago

What I like to do, is try not to fall down and then fall down anyway. Repeat until sufficiently sunburnt.

Ramblin'Rider - 8 years ago

great vid! taking the time to show each on the surf was very much appreciated :D

Тарас Писарський - 8 years ago

girl is so pretty)

xisotopex - 8 years ago

the top brazilian WCT surfers have taken all of these styles

berniedmj m - 8 years ago

Jeff booth & Bobby martinez are known for being knee knockers

hackman55able - 8 years ago

HAAA hoo, oh yeah baby. The T-Rex had me shitting with laughter. HA! So funny, i've seen barneys do this. Awesome video and very very funny.

Remix_Boom - 8 years ago

ur son has the sam boardies has me the hurely phantoms

Julie G - 8 years ago

the kids are raised right

blackdevilsairsoft team - 8 years ago

So is surfing like riding a longboard? This is so unknown to me

Isaac Dawson - 8 years ago

why so serious

Dylan Ben Haskin - 8 years ago

Holy shit the Trex looks incredible! I'm totally adopting that style from now on.

Scott Parnell - 8 years ago

Funny video , plenty of that going on over here .lol Aloha from the big Island

Ryan Connor - 8 years ago

What if I surf possibly the worst waves around the world (the gulf coast). I live in the Destin FL area (40 mi. East of Pensacola) and the waves are absolutely horrible. The waves are big when they are coming in but you can't catch them because they are too gradual and right as they hug a sand bar they dump all of their energy and turn to whitewash

Katherine Sillaman - 8 years ago

+Katherine Sillaman my spots have a few sandbars but they arent high enough to effect the surfing too much unless its low tide. you wouldnt even know the sandbars are there, but thats where all the "decentish" waves are

Katherine Sillaman - 8 years ago

+Ryan Connor do you have the means to travel to a different part of florida? the waves arent as big, (ove certainly not seen any 10ft waves reccently at any of my surfspots) but its better than not surfing at all

Ryan Connor - 8 years ago

+Katherine Sillaman doesn't, it goes for like 50 miles one way and 20 the other

Katherine Sillaman - 8 years ago

find a new surf spot.go further down the beach and see if thesandbar ends.

Ryan Connor - 8 years ago

Ps biggest waves I've seen out there are 10ft

Rachael Nagle - 8 years ago

Uhh

TWISTEDRIFTER - 8 years ago

Im stuck on my triple backflip rodeos any tips?

Vinícius de Andrade - 7 years ago

yea! get a grip

TWISTEDRIFTER - 8 years ago

a little bit of a pogo stick works well on retro fishes, which shouldnt be for airs anyway.

iSURFTRIBE - 8 years ago

+TWISTEDRIFTER Very true

Shaka - 8 years ago

"STINKBUG"! The most common.

Kris Kris - 8 years ago

This is one of the funniest videos I've seen! Good tips tho!

Fernando Rocha - 8 years ago

Nice family!!!!

Rhindi Med Amine - 8 years ago

this made me laugh alot

rosella2214 - 8 years ago

I laughed at the helicopter arms

Lalo de la Cruz - 8 years ago

fun! :)

Slush Pup - 8 years ago

Ahh i'm stuck on carving 360s too.. Please do a vid of breaking this down too! You guys are the best!

0811adam - 9 years ago

lol i should tell my friends, that don't know how to surf to do these techniques just so they look stupid and wipeout

Jamin1975 - 9 years ago

#7 sitting on the sidelines making fun of other people surfing because you probably got made fun of and now you're insecure. Bad habit to teach. ;)

David Wang - 7 years ago

@Gary Souza . . . you are right. And I won't helicopter any more!

Gary Souza - 7 years ago

Didn't see it that way at all. Wasn't making fun of people just trying to correct mistakes. Same as any other sport.

Taco Batman - 9 years ago

Surf coaches ..more like surf roaches

Shedz Channel - 7 years ago

taco batman...more like taco fatman

giastortillas - 7 years ago

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

RonnieBavs - 8 years ago

Jade S - 9 years ago

I figured out how to combine pogo stick and poo stance. Just poo stance the barrel then pogo stick the rest of the wave, it works great!

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Finn Johnson - 9 years ago

i laughed

actionreflux - 9 years ago

What about MR for a knee Knocker x4 world titles ???

TWISTEDRIFTER - 8 years ago

+actionreflux pogo works well on twinnies and single fins, especially retro fish. (Derek Hynde)

willybio - 9 years ago

hahha... So true... this is really funny respecting all the styles and finally can help lot of people who start in surfing. Congrats !!!!

iSURFTRIBE - 9 years ago

+willybio Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.

Luke McHugh - 9 years ago

Love how the kids do a really good job showing how people do it during surfing

Lauren Harrell - 9 years ago

Hahaha I love this video!! I was watching this on a surf trip with some friends just before bed and I was laughing so hard! They were quite annoyed until i showed them the video and they were also in fits of laughter. Awesome video, keep it coming :)

iSURFTRIBE - 9 years ago

+Lauren Harrell Thanks, glad to hear it brought some laughs, its what we were shooting for. Hope your surf trip turned out good.

Tony G - 9 years ago

Need help with shortboard popup. Having trouble getting front foot forward into the proper position as I popup (feet too close together). I can't get my balance and take my hands off the deck. I know practice is key, but Im sure Im making other mistakes, any advice? Thanks

iSURFTRIBE - 9 years ago

+Tony G Check out our shortboard popup vid https://youtu.be/ka-eHdV3M7o might give you some insight.

Jasper van Loo - 9 years ago

that moment when there are no waves and you are bored af so you are watching 10 surf coaches episodes xD

Nick Porter - 7 years ago

Surf coaching binges are pretty shallow in pit of YouTube browsing

peter puzzles - 7 years ago

Jasper van Loo haha yes

jeren thomas - 7 years ago

i wath them when there are no waves

iSURFTRIBE - 9 years ago

+Jasper van Loo Glad we could help pass the time, and hopefully keep the stoke going.

Lauryn Casey - 9 years ago

Ki'ili is so pretty! keep shredding!

NORAA G - 9 years ago

+Nathaniel Cushing I have a 5'11 shortboard. I would like a hybrid though. Thanks for advice man

Nathaniel Cushing - 9 years ago

+Aron G Paddle hard, chest close to the board trying to weight down the front of your board, a fast smooth pop up, and maybe try placing your front foot further forward to help get that "downhill" momentum, but too far forward might not be waxed (so its slippery) or you might pearl. Honestly its just tougher in every regard unless you have a "groveler board" with a high volume like over 30CL.

Sad Hours - 9 years ago

My friend does the poo stance and helicopter arm, it's really bad

christopher5sd - 9 years ago

lol I'v seen a lot of those helicopter poopers

iSURFTRIBE - 9 years ago

+Skyler Zong Thanks!

lee - 9 years ago

LOLLL BEST VIDEO SO FAR 3:55 !!

iSURFTRIBE - 9 years ago

+icerasta Haha, thanks. Hard to believe so many actually develop that style

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