CS:GO SURF F*CKERY
Surf 7 years ago 577,999 views
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"FUCKING SHIT, uhh, DAMN PUSSY SMELLING BLEACH, uhhh, I HATE THE BEACH, I FUCK YOUR FUCKING MOM *outta breath* AND, uhh, HER PUSSY SME- TASTED GOOD *breathing heavily* YOU'RE A BITCH ASS PUSSY
*Dies*
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I love it!
Some 14 year old kid: DIES OF LAUGHTER
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edit: i used the wrong phrase, fuck
Sailing the river, selling seashells by the mother fucking sea shore. I'm poor as hell but I still want more just to get my foot through the door to be able to adore all the great things in life like having kids and a wife, but at least I'm still ripen rhymes like a triceratops, nail clippers, I aint no waiter trying to rely off of tickers (?) but I'm still waiting for the day that I can say I made it and I'll be celebrating, corroborating the mating of gay hamsters.
I'm saving my savings for the paving of the path of the future. Mask off of the crotch Dr. Seuss top off my cock stop the boat because I still fit in a kid's shoe size. Styling off the dome like a snow globe, bathrobe smoking on a
lobe chocolate melting in my hands like the end of a joint hitting my ballpoint.
Pen on the paper drawing pictures of the air, feeling the vibe as I hit the fucking pipe going higher and higher.
THC in the lungs while my friends are all on speed. 'Cuz I need a reason to keep being asleep, Yeet Yeet .
Beat the meat, conceit, eatin wheat(?) cuz I smoke good kush like the big bad wolf. Call me uhh fuckin... Rolf Sartorius. I would dropkick a baby for a smack on the sack. Running up and down these rhymes like an anteater, Spitting the flow wearing nothing but a, wife beater, Tripping balls off this flow like I drank a glow in the dark (unintelligible) While I stick this lyrical dildo in your ear so you can hear. Hell, rapping is done, Masterful, done by the one and only get racc'd step back, cut me slack, call me a super hot fire, I'm a rapper, but I'm lookin pretty dapper, when I swing away the rapper from my family size, bag of M and M's, Got nothing on me because I'm done, G,E,T, R, A double C,C, D, and when I'm having sex with the beat you should not fuck with me, but I aspire to aim higher and poke holes in these wannabe rappers like bush wookie, who is talking mad smack but the rap lacks, drive by shoot your ass in my Cadillac, take flak like a man and don't cry when your dad doesn't come back. Get fuckin destroyed.
NOTE: I'm not sure how accurate this is but I think I got most of it right. I don't have a paypal so I don't expect the ten dollars.
(Edit) This is the most likes Ive ever gotten on a comment.
(Edit of an edit) you follow?
It's almost worked once now.
U got a new sub
kinder surprise egg?
I came up with it I'm proud
oh the difference one P can make