Surf Ninjas: Surfing Karate Kids and Rob Schneider - Rental Reviews

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Joey JoJo - 5 years ago

I had that Surf Ninja's game for the Game Gear, It was an okay beat em up game, similar to Bad Dudes.

Print is Dead - 5 years ago

Reyes is in the movie the run down as well

David Keith - 5 years ago

URGENT:PLEASE DO BEVERLY HILLS NINJA!!!!!!!

DrumWild - 5 years ago

How do you do, fellow kids?"

Noah Dreifus - 5 years ago

RUMBLE IN THE BRONX ALSO FEATURED THE GAME GEAR BUT THE KID PLAYING NEVER HAS A CARTRIDGE IN IT

Noah Dreifus - 5 years ago

I PLAYED ON GAME COULDNT BEAT IT BECAUSE I COULDNT FIND THE SWORD WOULD MAKE A GREAT NERD EPISODE HOPE IT HAPPENS

formerly known as hijodechago - 5 years ago

How did I miss this one? Rob Schneider, Leslie Neilsen and Tone Loc???

chickenteriokyblah - 5 years ago

Ha me and my wife knew we were going to be married because of this movie. We watch this once a year because we grew up watching it

Andrew Paul - 5 years ago

I recorded this movie on a vhs tape when I was 11 when it came out!

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Outlaw GT - 5 years ago

Surf Ninjas is a classic as well as the 3 Ninjas series

MUZA1875 - 5 years ago

Rob sneider probably isn't s good/nice person either? Wuut

adawg818 - 5 years ago

shit i always thought it was bobaram cause this movie too!

The Movie Dealers - 5 years ago

Leslie Neilsen started doing comedies after everyone loved his turn in AIRPLANE! Before that he was stereotyped in deadly serious roles and did those for 20 years (check him as the captain of the ship in the original Poseidon Adventure). But apparently IRL he was a jokester and a goofball, and enjoyed doing comedies. After AIRPLANE! he did Police Squad (brief TV series and 3 movies) which were also successful. After that it was diminishing returns. Probably the best thing he in his later years was Spy Hard.

Residual Waste - 5 years ago

That World war z movie pissed me off

VAC2 - 5 years ago

man I love your videos, all of them, just so good. Please never stop!

highflyer011 - 5 years ago

How dare you! 3 ninjas with my little brother's favorite movie when he was a little kid and we probably watch this 50 times together LOL it's an all-time classic!

MadHatterx - 5 years ago

1:16 how does that happen?
hi do you have Liam Neeson in Schindler's List?
yes we do
ok cool
leaves with surf ninjas
opens surf ninjas case, pops it in with surf ninjas on the cassette
one hour later
Wait a minute this isn't Schindler's List?! this is Surf Ninjas

James Rosenblum - 5 years ago

Wait. You DON'T think ninjas would throw dynamite to kill someone? They would TOTALLY do that. A ninja would kill any way he/she could, INCLUDING hiding out in someone's toilet and stabbing them in the ass. Look it up.

Mr. Monster - 5 years ago

"rumble in the Bronx" i think. had a game gear.

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BlackBaron08 - 5 years ago

Saw the trailer of surf ninjas during the VHS preview of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III when I was 4 years old and immediately dismissed it because the title made no sense... Why would ninjas surf?

Edinaldo FIGUEREDO BLASIUS - 5 years ago

Tony is a fine damn bear

Nicken Chuggets - 5 years ago

Holy crap that intro is great

thatboy353 - 5 years ago

I loved this movie as a kid cuz the other kid had a game gear... which i wanted badly back when. As much nostalgia as I have for this flick yea its bad lol

Daniel Riportella - 5 years ago

I had the surf ninjas game gear game. I had no idea it was a movie. Glad i missed it.

Budget Hitman - 5 years ago

Deuce Bigalow 2: This Time Its Venereal

MuneShadow1 - 5 years ago

I don't think I've seen Surf Ninjas back when I was a kid, but I'm pretty glad that I never had.

Diverse Diversions - 6 years ago

THE WRAITH

fireteardrops - 6 years ago

"This is a kid's movie, right?"
"It's called Surf Ninjas."
I died at that line lol

IlokanoWarrior - 6 years ago

This is the Ultimate Filipino American kid movie.

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Ian Daddybones - 6 years ago

I blame Ninja Turtles II and Sega Visions Magazine for getting me excited about this piece of shit.

King of Midgard - 6 years ago

Leslie Nielsen: You call throwing dynamite around a martial art?
Rob Schneider: Hey, as long as it works.

SpectreBot - 6 years ago

I used to watch this movie all the time as a kid! I even have the Game Gear game. Both trash, but gloriously nostalgic trash (for me, anyway).

Ivo Poblete - 6 years ago

Power Rangers' movie with Ivan Ooze.

Will James review it??

Shad Wills - 6 years ago

Seems like you guys didn't like this movie, but after watching this I want to see it again! I haven't seen this movie in more than twenty years but it sounds awesome!

PurifiedMadness - 6 years ago

There are 2 movies that I just refused to finish, that was Bio-Dome and Smiley Face.
Like usually, I'll sit movies out. I watched Freddie Got Fingered, Meet the Spartans, all kinds of awful movies all the way to the end. But fuck Bio-Dome and Smiley Face.

J R - 6 years ago

That Babaram song owns though!

BrangeBurger - 6 years ago

Please review Sidekicks with Chuck Norris.

RJay - 6 years ago

Can't disagree more. I love "Surf Ninjas". It's wonderful.

Shanethefilmmaker - 6 years ago

You oughta do a bit where you get into an argument with a customer. Everyone at a video store has had that happen to them and I'm sure you guys could make it funny.

Eric Hallam - 6 years ago

I fucking LOVE surf ninjas.

Cody Smith - 6 years ago

Who is here after the CD32 review?

FoNgThOnG - 6 years ago

I loved Surf Ninjas!!!

Ray Hopkins - 6 years ago

We liked Surf Ninjas in my 3rd grade class but not like we loved TMNT. We weren't clamouring to buy Rob Scheider and Leslie Neilsen action figures It was more like a cool TMNT spinoff to see in theaters. Sadly this was the last movie we got out of our Ninja Phase before the Power Rangers took over

Claurio Neves - 6 years ago

Did you consider doing this for those internet so-bad-it's-good classics? Like The Room or Samurai Cop?

JEWRIEL666 - 6 years ago

"That son of a bitch, bison."

ZeRoCooL71086 - 6 years ago

Absolutely love this show!

ssjf20 - 6 years ago

I rented this movie all summer long in 95. I still watch it. I know this movie is a peace of shit. But I can't help it. I

CobaltBomber - 6 years ago

I prolly watched this movie 3 times a week in the 90s.

DoktorDare - 6 years ago

i had Shinobi on Game Gear and I also loved this movie as a kid

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sherman1ai - 6 years ago

hahahaha mike's porn section comment. perfect way to end it

sherman1ai - 6 years ago

dont forget ernie reyes jr in Red Sonja

sherman1ai - 6 years ago

There was a GameGear in Rumble in the Bronx, but it's hilarious because the kid jams out on it and there's no cart in it

Pandy - 6 years ago

You should totally review Tron, it'd be Radical!

SupDev - 6 years ago

Fuck that I thought the movie was awesome still watch it today. And European Gigalo is still a funny ass quoteable movie. “Hey yo mommas in here”

err0r0b0 - 6 years ago

I can't believe I saw this movie in theaters..

CineFun - 6 years ago

I always thought that Surf Ninjas Was a sequel to 3 Ninjas

thefulljack26 - 6 years ago

`Money can`t buy knives!`

fluffynoses - 6 years ago

totally useless fact here: Rob Schneider is older than Stone Cold Steve Austin

Sonicify - 6 years ago

SHIT PICKLE! 0:57

AccursedSavior - 6 years ago

Never saw this movie but still have the Game Gear game from when I was a kid (which was generic but okay) and all I can say is
What the fuck

YouTube Channel - 6 years ago

How about Action Jackson :)

Giovanni Morales - 6 years ago

Rob Schhnnnnneiider is a stapler.

TB 88 - 6 years ago

I think I just hit peak nerd when I heard "Patusan" and instantly thought of Joseph Conrad. Lord Jim is a great novel btw.

Trace XL - 6 years ago

Rental Review is second in Cinemassacre series for me to AVGN. I love the background perspective and commentary. Keep this up. Good stuff, every time.

P J - 6 years ago

This is Clerks

CV T - 6 years ago

Makes me wish I had funny and smart friends.

Der Mann Mit Der Lanze - 6 years ago

he is not 15 in the movie information failed big boy

GrimSqueaker627 - 6 years ago

I still love this movie

Hannah Joy - 6 years ago

"I listened to a podcast where they made fun of this movie" WAS THAT HOW DID THIS GET MADE PERHAPS

James Nesmith - 6 years ago

I don't know why y'all think Surf Ninjas was a bad movie. It was actually great (at least in my opinion). Give it chance.

John Doe - 6 years ago

this is one of those movies that a lot of people have nostalgia glasses for until they actually go back and you know watch it again and go oh wow this is terrible and not as they say fun terrible just insufferable horrible 90s level terrible. I mean all you have to know is Rob Schneider's in it enough said it's gonna be trash.

nintendonerdsvideos - 6 years ago

what about the part where the heart is ripped right out

DiggyDwarf 2002 - 6 years ago

Amiga CD 32?

william brumley - 6 years ago

Rumble in the Bronx he plays game gear with no game

Darth Decius - 6 years ago

0:08 I want there to actually be vintage adult VHS movies in there. Maybe some random LaserDisc titles. In 2005 I rented a VHS porno just to say that I have. Look, it's paying off.

Jesse Lang - 6 years ago

I really want to see you review six string samurai. I've never seen any one reference it.

ninjazhu - 6 years ago

Have you seen Surf Nazis Must Die?

Pizzapowerhour - 6 years ago

Kwan-tsu dudes!!

nazi frog - 6 years ago

3 ninjas they were playing super Mario bros 3.

chae fugate - 6 years ago

Surf ninjas was my favorite movie until nothing to lose came out

chae fugate - 6 years ago

Thought u really had a video store now I'm starting to think this is all a ruse

Sonsofculinary - 6 years ago

Trying to find ANYTHING on Canadian Netflix is the same result as James had looking for surf ninjas

ContinualKarma - 6 years ago

This is one of those movies you have to watch a thousand times. It genuinely gets better the more you watch it. It is terrible; but it seems like it's supposed to be in a tongue in cheek sort of way. It's a silly movie that is surprisingly quotable.

Autumn_Sun - 6 years ago

I think Doug reviewed it ages ago: that's how I found out about it.

metalgamer 817 - 6 years ago

Surf Ninjas is like a worse TMNT2: Secret of the Ooze (actually everything is not as good as TMNT2).

Bob Baker - 6 years ago

How do you not mention Tone Loc until the end!?! This movie was great, no matter what they say.

Anthony Hodgson - 6 years ago

The big guy talks way too much in every video

Artorias of the Abyss - 6 years ago

Spy Hard was a great Leslie Nielsen film though. It even had an Weird Al intro

threegoatpurse - 6 years ago

Tone Loc is always in kids movies too. He is also in Blank Check if you remember that one.

Garland FX - 6 years ago

Totally Tubular!!

Nick Maatjes - 6 years ago

I Fucking love the eighties : Skateboarding,Thrash Metal, Goth rock and Bitchin Movies about surfin Ninjas

Chester Furlock - 6 years ago

Tony was listening to the How Did This Get Made podcast! Great podcast if you like this sort of stuff.

Andrew JW - 6 years ago

Since most of you guys didn't watch this as a kid, I can tell you it worked. I loved this movie as a kid. It was my favorite movie. It 0% holds up now though. Also, this movie is the reason I love Barbara Ann.

CZA etc. - 6 years ago

I think there was a gamegear in rumble in the bronx but with no game in it, but I could be remembering wrong.... or it could be the mandela effect (I swear it was stein too)

Sciver Zero - 6 years ago

its very likely they did use the same camo outfits. Hollywood does that a lot even now.

Nate Garcia - 6 years ago

James ya gotta watch the movies!!!

gangrail - 6 years ago

The movie is aweful and thats what makes it what it is, this movie was marketed to kids

Dig intheCrates - 6 years ago

This is not a bad movie; it's just an action/comedy for kids. You guys are too old to appreciate this. I love Surf Ninjas, mostly due to nostalgia. It's campy fun

godtoHrD - 6 years ago

Loved this movie
Have the novel still too
Love the shredderific guitar soundtrack
And the girl is hot

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lbgtr87 - 6 years ago

How come you guys didn't mention that the rock music in the movie was clearly ripping off van halen? Specifically 'Right Now' when they had hagar in the group.

BFGDangerZone - 6 years ago

When are we going to get to see a rental review of The Master of Disguise

CelestialWoodway - 6 years ago

Leslie Nielsen played Father/ Principal in Prom Night. Jamie Lee Curtis' Dad.

DoctrineOfMayhem - 6 years ago

I LOVE these rental reviews. Keep 'em comin'!!!

Crazy - 6 years ago

Say what you want about Deuce Bigallow 2, but the male whores were HILARIOUS

Greg Deaner - 6 years ago

Ernie Reyes Junior was also in The Rundown (The Rock version)

Greg Deaner - 6 years ago

Surf Ninjas is my Street Fighter: The Movie. I loved it.

wiiagent - 6 years ago

i used to have this on vhs lol

MisterFruitbowl - 6 years ago

Derp!

tubekyle2 - 6 years ago

I use to rent this as a kid a lot. Don’t remember too much of it though. I also owned the GameGear game as well.

Adventureruler - 6 years ago

That ending, nice save Mike xD xD xD

IshikawaGoemon - 6 years ago

Hey James, you should play Surf Ninjas for Game Gear. I have seen the movie, for the record.

ED 209 - 6 years ago

lmao @ intro

Rob Pros - 6 years ago

This new series is the tits.

Second Sight - 6 years ago

Lol, I smoked weed with tone loc about 10 years ago.

Kyle W - 6 years ago

BROTHAS DON'T SURF!!

preston davis - 6 years ago

Dude, love this movie

Landbergaren - 6 years ago

No trashcan is as golden to dig in as the 90s trashcan. A lot of gems in there

Jim Gutierrrez - 6 years ago

The game gear was also in Rumble in the Bronx with Jackie chan

Alessandro Monopoli - 6 years ago

Initially I wasn't too much into this, but now I'm hooked :)

boilingmanTV - 6 years ago

I have the gg game

skillzorz101 - 6 years ago

This movie was the coolest shit ever when I was a kid.

xandror - 6 years ago

The "hottest video games"? Those are 8-bit Nintendo games.

Nesty - 6 years ago

rob schneider have a mexican wife and shes a mamacita also ernie reyes jr was the martial artist kid in red sonja

Brandon Green - 6 years ago

I start DYING how he says “Rob Schhhhhneider” lmaooooo

Dom Menace 226 - 6 years ago

This movie made me want to move to San Jose. I'm in San Jacinto now, so....close enough.

Nick Armitt - 6 years ago

2:18 - Did James just book the VHS back into the system???

Wiz Gi - 6 years ago

You know this movies shit when Leslie Nielson isn't funny

LeRoy Lion - 6 years ago

i used to work at a Caldor

SkwareBlox - 6 years ago

I'm loving this series i'm spending way to much time watching these when i should be doing other things.

Dominic Tringali - 6 years ago

Rob Sneider had a jeep so he has to be atleast 16 in the film. I also get the impression he was held back a grade or two so I would guess he is meant to be 17 or 18

phillyphan420 - 6 years ago

What?! Surf Ninjas kicks ass!

The Ultimate Rage - 6 years ago

Maaaaaan IDGAF y'all hatin'! Surf Ninjas was awesome AF when it came out hahaha KWANZU!!!! (or whatever the fuck they were sayin' lol)

ElderFan 1425 - 6 years ago

Kelly Hu is the reason to watch this movie

Nick Zotixx - 6 years ago

I hope you guys do a 3 ninjas movie review

Matt Nelson - 6 years ago

make one about megaforce

u r - 6 years ago

If i recall correctly, there's a Game Gear in Home ALone 3.

HPG Productions - 6 years ago

at 18:54 the guy on the left looks confused and when the main character asks if everyone is ready he just looks up and shakes his head no, pretty great

Damian Mangos - 6 years ago

review cannibal holocaust

tommytatt - 6 years ago

Holy fuck thats rob Schneider

corder1991 - 6 years ago

This was one my favorite movies as a kid along with three ninjas!

Hajduk - 6 years ago

One dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way.

wolf man - 6 years ago

You guys should check out the 1987 film Wild Thing with Robert Knepper.

Iamafishproductions - 6 years ago

"Surf Ninjas is the Cannibal Holocaust of Leslie Nielsen movies." -Rich Evans, 2018

Bearded RC - 6 years ago

Haha best line in this " they're gang murdering! These kids, these children & and Rob Schneider they kill so many people with dynamite in this movie "

MadChickenPictures - 6 years ago

It took me an hour to realize I was watching the wrong movie

Jorge Mas - 6 years ago

Now you have to do an AVGN episode about the Surf Ninjas game!!

Snake Pliskin - 6 years ago

Do one on the original punisher,how dolph would ride his motorcycle in downtown LA sewers and how theirs hundreds of ninjas hanging out down there to. Lmfao random

Jose Moran - 6 years ago

Kelly hu is the only good thing in this movie

fawkthescene666 - 6 years ago

I actually like surf ninjas as a kid. Years later it turned into a more nostalgic like. Not saying it's some great movie though lol.

Raven House Mystery - 6 years ago

The film that made me lose it in a theater was Larry Crowne (2011). When the moped gang started their West Side Story shtick, I literally broke my own rule of not talking in the theater and said, "Oh, for f***'s sake!"

Brad Lansford - 6 years ago

Mike wins the best joke of the video with his final line.

I'm digging these videos. Keep them up!

JamesBoJones - 6 years ago

I had Surf Ninjas for GameGear! It sucked if I remember correctly. I wish I still had it so I could make sure. AVGN should definitely make a Surf Ninjas episode!

BurnRoddy - 6 years ago

Surf Ninjas MUST Die

Raphael Tobar - 6 years ago

Amazing find at the costume designer!

Danjimaru - 6 years ago

I only knew Surf Ninja from the Amiga CD32 video game with the same name, never saw the movie.

Odairu27 - 6 years ago

Now james gotta review the game Surf Ninjas as the nerd

Vercalos al'Corlin - 6 years ago

I know Surf Ninjas is on DVD.

This movie's a guilty pleasure for me.

MrWosull - 6 years ago

That one guy kinda looks like a super hefty linkara

TunaCakes - 6 years ago

Rob Schneider is not a good person, I don't know...so if you dont know than why would you say he's a bad person? Dumbass

RettMikhal - 6 years ago

ARE YOU GOING TO LAUGH DURING THE WHOLE BIT?!

ThePatente - 6 years ago

What about 3 Ninjas serie. Sooooooo bad.....

Clifton Down - 6 years ago

This was my favorite movie as a kid

Christian Stoleski - 6 years ago

nice nice

Jim Morrison - 6 years ago

Wtf is calador?

Jesse Swarbrick - 6 years ago

Do "Garbage Pail Kids" next. That movie was sooo awful

Elykus - 6 years ago

solid save by mike at the end lol

Chillionaire - 6 years ago

fuckin dope

Paul Blutaloff - 6 years ago

The only problem with these videos is that James is too nice to guests, he should be more critical about their opinions, because a lot of time their opinion is garbage and they are totally noncharismatic.

RMJ Movie Reviews - 6 years ago

I remember seeing a poster for this in theaters back in 1993, and NEVER saw it! A buddy and I were desperate to see a movie and we almost bought a ticket for it, but ultimately passed and went to the arcade instead.

Sh3p 83 - 6 years ago

Surf ninjas Vs surf Nazis..

Gerudo Kupo - 6 years ago

Although the gameplay is certainly simulated, a Sega Game Gear (with a VR Headset) also appears in the 90's Spike Lee joint "Clockers", starring Harvey Keitel. The game gear being "nice" and expensive is an important plot point

Billysan291 - 6 years ago

Time to do the Surf Ninja game, James. I didn't even know a game existed!

Dave Smulin - 6 years ago

You should do "back to the beach"

omuleanu - 6 years ago

I liked the movie very much

MrDwaters88 - 6 years ago

The other 90's movie with a Gamegear is Rumble in the Bronx.

Jack Burton - 6 years ago

Rob Schneider actually has come across as surprisingly "with it", down to earth, if not potentially smart even, in much of what he has said outside the world of trash movies and tv roles.

repcatcher - 6 years ago

That liam neeson line gets funnier every time I watch or think about this episode

Top 10 Wizard - 6 years ago

I love this series. This could be endlessly entertaining.

NEVER STOP!

Mustard Tiger - 6 years ago

Rob Shnnneeeiiiiiider

motakay - 6 years ago

Haha!! What a fantastic ending there Mike!!! :D

phoenixfire blood over intent - 6 years ago

I use to have the game..game gear

BigAL68xyz - 6 years ago

If you wanna see some great early Ernie jr., check out Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon. One of my all-time favorite guilty pleasures. In fact, you guys need to do that movie on this series.

BigAL68xyz - 6 years ago

"Don't expect Citizen Kane." - Leslie Nielsen, when asked about Surf Ninjas, back when it was his most current project.

WarlordRising - 6 years ago

The best thing you can say about Surf Ninjas is that you'll never see a bad guy defeated by a Game Gear in any other film ever made (past and future). Well, you could also say that about Mario Bros and the Super Scope 6.

Robby Andrews - 6 years ago

And RAWB SHNIDER!

Carlos Lopez - 6 years ago

Love the video, but needs Teddy Rubskin in it. He'd have some shit to say!

Collymotion - 6 years ago

Missed the moral of the story which is that MONEY CAN'T BUY KNIVES.

Jennifer Quistgaard - 6 years ago

I miss old school video stores with all VHS tapes.

BRUCE ASKEW - 6 years ago

I always thought it was a Atari lynx,, thanks for the info

Zuja Ayy - 6 years ago

and rop S c hn id er

Purple Galaxy js - 6 years ago

I hella liked this movie

MetalmaT - 6 years ago

I completely forgot about Leslie Nielsen even being in this movie. Overall it's a rather forgettable movie though. Both this and "3 Ninjas" kind of suck but for whatever reason I remember "3 Ninjas" quite a bit more.

Alharron Bersamina - 6 years ago

Do Enemy Mine please

MyLittleDiscolite - 6 years ago

Leslie Nielsen jerks off in this film

Stephan K - 6 years ago

There's actually a Surf Ninjas poster up on Ebay right now

Robert Lindert - 6 years ago

Highly enjoying these. Very casual, and I love how obscure the movies are.

Dillyn Crisp - 6 years ago

The discussion beginning at 2:00 Fucking lol

Big Fudge - 6 years ago

Rob scheider DERP!

Eddie Bernerstål - 6 years ago

my favorite move , i was 9 years old ,,Great movie still

NSixtyFour - 6 years ago

had the vhs and the gamegear back in the day.
we had more fun back then with what we were handed

Ian Parker - 6 years ago

ha, I remember this shit came on like every other day on tv

Mr Amazing Toast - 6 years ago

Long time fan here. Great stuff. I loved it.

R B - 6 years ago

Love it !

Ryan Powell - 6 years ago

Full points for Surf Nazis Must Die reference

Philippe H. - 6 years ago

Classic movie of my teen years. Was 11 when we saw the french translation, haven't watched the original english version yet.

My Pants - 6 years ago

I love this show!

Jeremy Is HeRe - 6 years ago

you guys should make one of these with the movie master in disguise

HEYZOOS-CGR - 6 years ago

The Game Gear is in Home Alone 3 too. (A yellow one)

D lopez - 6 years ago

Wtf Surf Ninjas classic

Briscoe Greenwell - 6 years ago

Surf Ninjas taught me an important life lesson. Money can’t buy knives.

mike muniz - 6 years ago

Is this the same as 3 ninja

MrFig 358 - 6 years ago

how can you forget to mention Ernie Reyes Jr as the little kid in Barry Gordy's the Last Dragon?

Neon Hagalaz - 6 years ago

To be honest I loved this movie as a kid :D

noakesy316 - 6 years ago

I can't believe I was 14 when this movie came out. Luckily I was old enough to realise it sucked

Mattias Adam - 6 years ago

do The Mask next!!!

thekenner - 6 years ago

15:33 it's Jeff Sessions.

Gorehounds Unite! - 6 years ago

Thumbs Up for a Surf Nazis Must Die Reference in a review of Surf Ninjas.

CuriousCorduroy - 6 years ago

I remember seeing the trailer on the Tmnt 3 VHS as a kid and wanting to watch it because it looked awesome. Never did find a copy though.

Marcy’s Galaxy - 6 years ago

Legit wanna go to cinemassacre video

OA B - 6 years ago

PLEASE! I BEG YOU! DO 3 NINJAS! Duuuuuuude

Fredrik Hast - 6 years ago

This is great, I hope you guys continue with this series!

Drake Harris - 6 years ago

Ninja with camo sounds like a Godfrey Ho movie

The Smoking Dog - 6 years ago

You should check out the film 'Surf Nazis Must Die.' Its a "bad but good" film from 1987.

Robert Silvers - 6 years ago

He's gonna take you back to the past,
To watch the shitty films that suck ass.

Coley Amos - 6 years ago

BioSphere2*

Sakumi - 6 years ago

This has become a new favorite series

Bro McDude - 6 years ago

I don't get it...Surf Ninjas was fun as fuck.

Savage Shot - 6 years ago

Huge fan but, I prefer angry video game nerd.

MoarRushPl0x - 6 years ago

Rumble in the Bronx had a Game Gear in it? If I remember correctly.

THERealRibbitBartono - 6 years ago

Shiiiiiiiiiit pickle

rotaryfreak3 - 6 years ago

I loved this movie as a kid, precisely because of how stupid it was lol. This and Sidekicks with Chuck Norris. Another movie that doesn't seem to exist anywhere anymore.

Cawby - 6 years ago

Lol same, watched both a few years back on YouTube, still enjoyed them both. You can give that a shot, still might be on here.

trekadam30 - 6 years ago

Ernie Reyes Jr. was also in The Last Dragon; he was the badass little kid.

Raymond Colbert - 6 years ago

Isn't the door that way? lol

Winds of Change - 6 years ago

Also I love this series. Keep 'em coming!

Christopher Kaesemeyer - 6 years ago

I saw game gears more in movies then in real life.

Drew Kane - 6 years ago

Review Masters Of The Universe!

Michael Williams - 6 years ago

Rob Schneider is... The Surfer

Rated PG-13

Winds of Change - 6 years ago

When is Son of Godzilla?

SupremeDominator - 6 years ago

Review surf ninjas for game gear

Jose Berrios Jr - 6 years ago

Fuck surf ninjas with a carrot

maximuscesar - 6 years ago

How could Game Gear batteries last that much? Fakest movie ever!

War Against Myself - 6 years ago

I honestly would rent from there

Jason Wagner - 6 years ago

My new favorite cinemassacre series

Angry Gamer0503 - 6 years ago

Oh not this attention craving lard ass again ugh.... no one else can get a word in.

BboyZoinks - 6 years ago

which one

Somestranger83 - 6 years ago

Should have watched 'Surf Nazis Must Die'

Marty Dmf - 6 years ago

I could listen to that bigger dude talk trivia about shitty movies all day.

Matt Ring - 6 years ago

I’m surprised this wasn’t an ad for Shinobi III: return of the Ninja Master on Sega Genesis (also released 1993) because there’s actually a surfing level in that game and you’re (obviously) playing as a ninja warrior in the game.

Nguyễn Long Huy - 6 years ago

I love the old video record tks James

Joseph Bentley - 6 years ago

This is actually a pretty good martial artist movie

John ghoul - 6 years ago

"Ok I guess I'll take some sea snail's & be on my way. No no a little lower the one's on the bottom. Have a good nipple."

M Borges - 6 years ago

Ba ba ba, Barbara Ann

Patrick Darling - 6 years ago

This and Mr. Nanny were my fav movies

Nathaniel Garro - 6 years ago

I confused the movie with "Surf Nazis Must Die" :D

Arctrooper Rob - 6 years ago

God, he's the angriest gamer I've ever heard, AND NOW HE HAS A STORE?

sadetwizelve - 6 years ago

:43 COLONEL CHEE!

Too Perwin - 6 years ago

This is great! I really love it.

Chad Guiry - 6 years ago

love this series!

3goDoge - 6 years ago

I LOVE SURF NINJAS!! :D

Alexander Rewijk - 6 years ago

bio-dome is so bad too lol

"i'm a sherman tank!"

Amber J - 6 years ago

I loved it as a kid I watched it most weeks .and in the uk I couldn't find it on dvd or anything.but its not a good film but a awesome fun film

Ace High - 6 years ago

Voorhees?? As in voorhees nj?

Daniel Escobar - 6 years ago

"ROB SCHNEIDER!" LMAO!

Micah Buzan - 6 years ago

I wouldn't mind spending a month in that basement.

adamisajoker - 6 years ago

Can you please do one of these for Arachniphobia?

Joshua Roy - 6 years ago

The podcast he was referencing was “how did this get made” and it’s fucking awesome. That episode was hilarious

lbmautos - 6 years ago

How in the world do you walk out with the wrong movie in the case! Lmbo

Glasses&Mouthplates - 6 years ago

Surf Ninjas was a Geeeeeeeeeeeeniussss movie.

Jeff Olds - 6 years ago

Reyes jr. Was also in "The Last Dragon"

Steven Smith - 6 years ago

James please do an avgn review of the of Dark Stone for the PS1. One of the worst games I've ever played

PirateTube TV - 6 years ago

Hope he makes more of these with the guys in the video store.

Val Halla - 6 years ago

totallyyy tubular!!!!!!!!!

Kristoffer Suico - 6 years ago

They’re not saying Barbara Ann, they’re singing Baba Ram since the guy is the Baba Ram of Meekrob. So they use the Barbara Ann song by The Beach Boys to dedicate to them

Silentype Student Producer - 6 years ago

Stop looking at THE FUCKING CAMERA!

Joshua - 6 years ago

i found out on game gear they made a game of surf.ninjas. this. movie is full of 90s cheese lol

Jaysound sherapa - 6 years ago

Anybody see the goodfellas reference in this review haha its there the entire episode

cubeincubes - 6 years ago

goddamn league of whatever fuckin with the batman

Ronald Mcneill - 6 years ago

Please do little giants.

George Batton - 6 years ago

Ernie Reyes Jr. was the stunt guy in the costume of Raphael in TMNT 1. I'm not sure who it was in TMNT 2 since he played Kino. Reyes is Filipino, and Rob Schnieder is half Filipino.

MC - 6 years ago

I loved this when i was a kid.. you guys shat all over it

Movies Over Matter Productions - 6 years ago

More like CineSavior James! The video store theme is a PERFECT idea! I'm really digging this! Video stores shouldn't be forgotten!

Gau Bu - 6 years ago

As a kid. I lovedddd this movieee! I wanted a game gear soo badly lollll.

BubbaSteve Garcia - 6 years ago

Holy shit that intro brought back all the feels!

Krock - 6 years ago

It took me a while to figure out they were saying Master of Disguise and not Master of The Skies

NoBSFX - 6 years ago

Request: The Meteor Man 1994

Steven Simmons - 6 years ago

Good Lord I watched this movie way too much as a kid. I was/am a big Leslie Nielsen fan and was so excited her was in it. I haven’t seen it in like....15-20 years?

plhought - 6 years ago

Rooobbb Schneeiiiddeerrrrrr

Tronfan80 - 6 years ago

Loving these new videos, great idea for a new review series!

nick hall - 6 years ago

The concept art looks like Jigsaw

ManDevil - 6 years ago

Concerning Rob Schneider playing a 15-year-old at age 30... It's Rob Schneider guys! He probably got held back a few years at school!

ADKearney2112 - 6 years ago

I can't wait for more of these! Rental Reviews is an amazing series!

House Music Catalog - 6 years ago

morgellons world wide

TheRackits - 6 years ago

You bitches is crazy. This movie was tits!

JuggErr Knot - 6 years ago

I love surf ninjas corny as it is but the Son of Godzilla there is a masterpiece.

anava84 - 6 years ago

F-ing love this movie! They missed the best joke of the movie though. What if?? I still say those jokes to this day haha. What if I lose this power? Noooo! I had it, then I lost it. Hahahah

Dylan Starr - 6 years ago

Gotta love that Ed Wood playing in the back

Z00Ball - 6 years ago

You guys should do a review like this for the 1993 skater movie "Airborne"

Jaco Verster - 6 years ago

Great series

ファンセガ - 6 years ago

How did he make the commercial so 90’s

Armed Astronaut JM-83 - 6 years ago

I had this game on Sega gamegear!!!! Pretty awesome!

TheComb3z - 6 years ago

Dang! Maybe it's just that I haven't seen this movie since the 90s and early 2000s, but I thought this was hilarious in its self awareness. "Everyone know's money can't buy knives!" Good stuff as always.

Tim Dahl - 6 years ago

How about Airborne (1993)? PS the gamegear though!

JB0071051982 - 6 years ago

I actually bought the novelization to this movie as a kid. Ironically I did not see Surf Ninjas until years later. I am very pleased that I did not bother to see this as a kid. It is a shame that this movie derailed Ernie Reyes Jr.'s acting career for a while. After this he took a hiatus to concentrate on his martial arts (he took up Muay Thai and fought professionally for a few years.) and stunt work. Since then he has acted in a few direct to video martial arts movies and performed stunt work in films such as Indiana Jones and The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull, and Act Of Valor.
Glad that Kelly Hu has gone on to appear in better things since this movie came out. As much I don't like it, I would rather watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III than this movie.

itsCONTROVERSY - 6 years ago

rob schneider is, The Stapler

Beta Ray Tasty - 6 years ago

I miss Leslie Nielson.

dinosoid2000 - 6 years ago

Erney Reyes Jr. was also the little dude that beat the crap out of The Rock in The Rundown.

brodie kercheval - 6 years ago

Float like butterfly sting like bee

scott762mm - 6 years ago

Goodfellas t-shirt.

TheCobradragon - 6 years ago

Lol you can tell he is laughing at 01:20

Gingervitus - 6 years ago

Checkout video, Scan to 4 random spots in the video, Hear Justin Silverman still desperatly talking over everyone else. Back to other avgn content

alex & emily - 6 years ago

Let Each-other Talk! Stop Talking Over Yourselves!

mekkanizer - 6 years ago

t o t a l l y t u b u l a r

monkeyCheezzz Jones - 6 years ago

THIS SERIES ROCKS!!!!!! MOOOREE! MOAAAARR!!! MONKEEEY FUUCKKINNNN CHEEEESEEEE

monkeyCheezzz Jones - 6 years ago

i want a gumball !!! ... an orange gumball
i want a skittles machine :P
gumball classic

S Marcey - 6 years ago

This was great loved this flick as a kid.

SoCalChunkybutt - 6 years ago

can we not get some production value?

Simon Outlaw - 6 years ago

cmon surf ninjas rocks

Tom S - 6 years ago

God damn I love this series so much.

Andrew Gilliland - 6 years ago

Loved this.

trytip x. - 6 years ago

now eventually, you might have surfing on your, ummm on your surfing movie?

thewillingwell - 6 years ago

Can you guys talk about that Dan Akroyd/Chevy Chase movie 'Nothing But Trouble'. That movie gave me nightmares as a child. Keep up the good work. I really enjoy Rental Reviews. My family ran one at home but it's mostly Betamax.

HACK THE MOVIES - 6 years ago

I reviewed it on my channel years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9fGaCWwy7Y

Nick Andreason - 6 years ago

yall are such nerds... i love it

DEVIANT KNIGHT - 6 years ago

Movies for mom and dad ;)

Blake Melkey - 6 years ago

European gigolo is awesome. Assopopolus. Mike Matei is awful I'm sorry

Shinmsl - 6 years ago

Fun fact: The father of Ernie Reyes jr. , the Ernie Reyes senior played Akuma on the Street Fighter The Movie- the game, so there's an actual connection there.

BlueSoulJim - 6 years ago

DUUUUDE!! RADICAL!

axel - 6 years ago

Are they in Philadelphia

St.AshHole - 6 years ago

And here I thought I hallucinated this movie all these years ago.

Crispin Swickard - 6 years ago

I am really liking these reviews. Probably much easier than the fully written, and produced reviews, and I like the more genuine talk. keep them up.

Mike Sharon - 6 years ago

James I see some games and vhs movies I can't get in my town do u ship rentals? Lol

William Rachuy - 6 years ago

I really enjoy these! I recommend using another camera or two to split the single shot.

DeeJay Dos Muchoz - 6 years ago

The other movie James cant remember that the Game Gear was in it would be Rumble in the Bronx

greater chungus - 6 years ago

Good times

Mike Brough - 6 years ago

I always thought Rob Schneider was the creepy older friend. Did no one else have one in their respective group of friends growing up?

Nexus of ice - 6 years ago

Am I the odd man out on this one? I loved this movie. Now and as a kid in the 90s.

Sawse Bawse - 6 years ago

Three Ninjas or Surf Ninjas?

RedZeshinX - 6 years ago

You guys need to eat popcorn, hot dogs and soda while you do this.

Colin Scott - 6 years ago

How did I read that as “Surf Nazis must Die”? Weird

Chris Kurz - 6 years ago

This is a great series! Seems like a lot of people agree. I hope this series does well for ya! I'll keep watching!

kong DaBomb - 6 years ago

I only liked this movie for the gamegear scene

Jason Rasmussen - 6 years ago

I loved that movie.

biggtexaz - 6 years ago

Ernie Reyes Jr. also has a good fight with The Rock in The Rundown.

biggtexaz - 6 years ago

Cinemassacre Video looks like it’s located in Jefferton.

Captain - 6 years ago

The plural of "Ninja" is "Ninja".

Arcexey - 6 years ago

is there some sort of secret art or filmmaking technique that is beyond me when it comes to having the camera behind the customer?
I can't see him! I can't see him talk! I can't see his expressions! I can't connect!
this is such an amazing thing. thank you.

And like having those videos in the foreground makes things so weird.Keeps making me feel like that is about to be in focus and that the people talking are the 2nd feature

Ziggy Hull - 6 years ago

MOTOSURF!!!!!!

Raymond Frand - 6 years ago

I WANNA GO TO THAT VIDEO STORE!

Brian Greg - 6 years ago

Yall hatin on surf ninjas....pshhhh totaly bogus man

Matthew Seader - 6 years ago

I think it went completely over your heads that Surf Ninjas is a farce

Jay P - 6 years ago

Why do you guys hate rob shnieder ... I thought he was very funny.. his like the guy thaf its funny that all the bad stuff is happening to him.... waterboy he was funny than on The Animal Adam Sandler basicly plays the same roll rob shnieder played on Wboy.... lol I liked rob shniedee some...

7th AngelAD - 6 years ago

Saddle up, Keno!

Jeff Cockmann - 6 years ago

hahaha tone loc and a "young" rob schneider..

uberdown - 6 years ago

i hung out with rob schneider in '01, the thing that made him laugh most was when i randomly said "moto surf" in his delivery of the line

Wayfaring Stranger - 6 years ago

That intro was brilliant.

GHOST UNOLY1 - 6 years ago

Keep this up its fantastic.

bigcat81 - 6 years ago

He thought he was watching Schindler's List for an hour. dead.

HACK THE MOVIES - 6 years ago

bigcat81 fun fact. We tried to order a surf ninjas VHS for the episode. It showed up a few hours after finished filming.

bigcat81 - 6 years ago

And returning it in the Surf Ninjas VHS case. Anyone would of made that mistake.

HACK THE MOVIES - 6 years ago

bigcat81 I thought it was weird the movie was in color...and a comedy, and not in Germany.

duhsmersh - 6 years ago

love the commercial style intro dude you nailed it

Robert Matthews - 6 years ago

Mike's just there to be there,he contributes nothing in these videos

Neosaurus - 6 years ago

Fantastic review

Andrew Wright - 6 years ago

This was my absolute favorite movie as a kid. Not exaggerating, I watched it nearly every night for at least a year.

Kenzo Nuñez - 6 years ago

Awesome series James, maybe someday you can talk about Kamen Rider Amazons (2016) or other Tokusatsu. You've the knowledge to do it.

scorpio13 - 6 years ago

Growing up in a small town I had two rental places. The looked just like this. You guys nailed it. I can still hear the creaking floor boards and smell the old and dusty scent. Such good memories. $7 for a game for 7 days. I rented Dragon Warrior, Final Fantasy, Super Mario 2, Mega Man 1-3, Startropics, Little Nemo and many others. They're both gone now :(

neverthere - 6 years ago

NEXT TO CALDORS!! Hahah

RedRocket - 6 years ago

Half in the Bag is better dad said so.

Pacers143 - 6 years ago

LOVE THIS SERIES!

MT Onitonit - 6 years ago

I think it was Wrong Turn 3 (could be 4) that has my friend almost knnocking over his TV and rage quitting two thirds into the movie.

ex0duzz - 6 years ago

Kelly Hu, Rob Schneider and Leslie Nielsen ? Lol. Also was here to perv on Kelly Hu, but instead we get a prepubescent Kelly Hu. What a waste if her many talents,..

Benjamin Berrios - 6 years ago

Literally for the longest time during my childhood. This was the only vhs tape I had to watch. So between my friends it has become a cult classic. It hurts me that I can quote this entire movie.

Tetra Max - 6 years ago

This movie made me get a Game Gear.

JAG214 - 6 years ago

You can find this movie on YouTube

Gersub Denis - 6 years ago

Oh my god the very last line killed me!

Dioji Woolf - 6 years ago

Fun Fact: Patusan is a fictional land used in a few different stories that are unrelated, created by Joseph Conrad in his novel Lord Jim.

Charles Davis - 6 years ago

Did Commando. Predator please.!!!

Slayer Runefrost - 6 years ago

I remember that the only time ive ever heard of this movie besides the ONE time i watched it and now is that the trailer is on the VHS of Ninja Turtles 2. Also, why no mention that Ernie Rays jr co-stared with Gil Gerard on the tv show Sidekicks and he also played Prince Tarn of Hoblock in Red Sonja

Oldtimer Plays - 6 years ago

STOP LOOKING IN THE CAMERAAAAAAA!111111111

Jess P - 6 years ago

Hooked on the "totally tubular" part.

King of Moose - 6 years ago

As someone who loved everything Ninja, have you ever seen "Nine Deaths of the Ninja?" Kinda rough to get through...

michael bush - 6 years ago

Oh Jesus...Surf fucking Ninjas!

Daron L. - 6 years ago

Great Vid - My recommendation is that each person be lav’d up to improve the audio a bit

Hypernova0601 - 6 years ago

Awesome as always chaps keep em coming, you mentioned biodome and street fighter in this video, Kylie Minogue was in both :)

Alpha Gametauri - 6 years ago

Dear Angry Video Game Nerd.

Ride to Hell: Retribution, review this piece of shit!

lxldeviouslxl - 6 years ago

This dunce at 4:56 referred to Ra's al Ghul as some ninja batman fought and the called the league of assassins the league of what ever... this man has no credibility in my book now. Then he said he didn't like the Ninja Turtles.... this guy never again.

lxldeviouslxl - 6 years ago

Ra's al Ghul was Batmans mentor and teacher. As for the other ninja it was Kyodai Ken.

HACK THE MOVIES - 6 years ago

lxldeviouslxl I wasn't reffering to Ras Al ghuls. I was talking about the Night of the Ninja episode. And I said league of whatever Because they had two different names and I thought I'd use the wrong one.

Ninja turtles is whatever. Shredder is cool though

Jimie - 6 years ago

I saw this movie as a kid.. I remembered seeing the preview for it on the Ninja Turtles 3 VHS. I was so excited to see it. I begged my dad to take me to it, I was a kid, and thought it was awesome. My dad to this day says it was the worst movie he's ever seen. I haven't rewatched it as an adult yet. Soon(TM).

"MOTO-SURF!"

Vigilance - 6 years ago

I like these videos. They are fun

big bad papa bear - 6 years ago

No wrestling tapes and dvds :(

Ariel fangirl Mendez - 6 years ago

I seen surf ninjas and that guy from the 2nd ninja turtles movie was the best!

Sykotik1 - 6 years ago

Review 3 Ninjas!!! I loved Tum Tum lmao

Franck Schuchhardt - 6 years ago

Great new Video Series! Hope there are coming more videos!!

jimmyju76 - 6 years ago

This is one of my favorite movies how dare you diss it

jimmyju76 - 6 years ago

Money can't buy knives

hammyX18 - 6 years ago

This movie made me want a Game Gear lol

Manuel Colon - 6 years ago

Seen Surf Ninjas hit play and like button right away

Miles Trombley - 6 years ago

That movie was my childhood guilty pleasure.

GrantDeezNuts - 6 years ago

Reminds me of Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst series. And that's a good thing.

Chairman Meow - 6 years ago

Is this an actual series now? Cause that'd be fucking awesome.

Adam Bolinger - 6 years ago

Thought it was Colonel Che?

future shock - 6 years ago

Three Ninjas was a much better cheese flick

Eammon Wright - 6 years ago

ya that is totally the guy who's roommate called Total Biscuit an asshole.

future shock - 6 years ago

I love this new series James

The3Brett3 - 6 years ago

If you wanna see a really fucked karate movie then watch Kickboxing Academy. The sensei at the end takes to the crowd with a machine gun.

The3Brett3 - 6 years ago

Douche Bigalow.

animus hack - 6 years ago

he also play one of the ninja turtles in part one

Alvaro Flores - 6 years ago

Nice episode guys, could you do something starring scream queens Linnea Quigley, Michelle Bauer or Brinke Stevens like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers?

Noloc Drums - 6 years ago

I love these segments!! Hope to see more

MegaHello202 - 6 years ago

I love these rental store reviews

Campo Reviews - 6 years ago

do a review of the game

Joshua Bell - 6 years ago

This is better than the Nostalgia Critic

omuroth88 - 6 years ago

another movie i absolutely loved as a kid same with the 3 NINJA'S franchise :D <3 \m/ leslie nielsen as colonal chi is brillaint haha

Leonard Wei - 6 years ago

There are actually two movies I enjoyed Rob Schneider (for what it's worth): Down Periscope because he was an asshole the whole time, and The Chosen One, which he was perpetually depressed the whole time.

DarthMacchio - 6 years ago

I remember my friends and I all thinking this looked so stupid when we saw a trailer for it at the cinema. Once we all caught it on cable though we actually kind of enjoyed ourselves. It is terrible. And strange. And pointless. But somehow entertaining. It has a certain charm. And no, I can't believe I'm saying that.

MidsummerDream - 6 years ago

I thumbs upped as soon as the parody commercial was a minute in. So love.

future shock - 6 years ago

Yup, that pumped the nostalgia up to a level 99

DarkIce 1990 - 6 years ago

What about warriors of virtue

CH 03 - 6 years ago

This is just so good.

Gabriel Asaf - 6 years ago

lmao the classic adults only section, thats the peak of nostalgia in your ad

Justin Bliven - 6 years ago

You guys are great. We'd be friends.

Josh Sinclair - 6 years ago

And I thought Mike Mattei's story about pissing on the screen during TMNTIII was hilarious.

Boris Mzhen - 6 years ago

Love this new series! good stuff, keep em coming!

Michael - 6 years ago

Love the South Park reference with Rob Schneider.

bigideas3 - 6 years ago

May I suggest Teen Wolf Too for one of these?

joeriveracomedy - 6 years ago

I walked out of European Gigolo. It is the worst movie ever minus the mention of a Portuguese Breakfast.

Joe Hung - 6 years ago

Ernie Reyes Jr. was in The Rundown with The Rock.

Firebert - 6 years ago

Rob Schneider is The Stapler!

Chuckaloso - 6 years ago

Anyone else getting a "RedLetterMedia" vibe from these videos?

bigjake360t - 6 years ago

Money can"t buy Knifes.

Nate Chumley - 6 years ago

I really liked the way this was setup and shot. From the old commercial to they way everyone was positioned. But I always seeing your rental store basement room.

ekku1979 - 6 years ago

Goodfellas, Tommy's mother's painting on a T-shirt. Next level shit...

Super Nintendo Chalmers - 6 years ago

ekku1979
One dogs lookin one way the other dogs lookin the other way and this guys like “hey what do you want from me?”

mauricio chacon - 6 years ago

come on nerd, at least watch the whole movie before making a video, that was dumb

Fox Mulder - 6 years ago

"Surf Nazis Must Die" is the movie you gotta see, It's a Troma classic

Todd Gack - 6 years ago

I think you guys are being way too hard on this movie. There's nothing more for me to say.

Tivendord - 6 years ago

So James when are you going over the Godzilla King of the Monsters trailer?

Jay Ceester Deester - 6 years ago

Awesome, some more martial arts cinema!

Hey, I found out that here are book two sequels to Bram Stoker's Dracula. One is co-authored by his decendant, Dacre Stoker along with a Dracula expert, Ian Holt called Dracula The Un-Dead. Another was written with a near identical title by another author. Both should show up if you look on Amazon. Thanks again team Cinemassacre.

Curtis Riceman - 6 years ago

Surf Ninjas - a Rob Schneider story.

Check GS - 6 years ago

Surf ninjas— top 5. I put it at #3 right ahead of Goodfellas at #4.

The Summary Guy - 6 years ago

One of my favorite 'bad' films. Money can't buy knives

Perry lee - 6 years ago

Man I came for James Rolf, there's only so long I can listen to random guys talk over each other.

Uzi Game GP - 6 years ago

Bad Leslie Nielsen movies don't exist.

SmugOwl - 6 years ago

Your movies are amazing james
you deserve 10 million subs for making millions around the globe smile and laugh with your godly videos.

julie price - 6 years ago

Also I love the intro it's totally bringing me back to growing up and the video store or arcade was my version of going to Disney land. I also loved the laser disc reference

Jon H - 6 years ago

Wait James. Was this a take on the 3-Ninjas success by Touchstone? "3 Ninjas - 1992" "3 Ninjas Kick Back - 1994" "3 Ninjas Knuckle Up - 1995" Seems as it tried to settle in 1993 and didn't quite make it. :p

julie price - 6 years ago

Do a AVGN for the surf ninjas game on Sega game gear. I used to have it. As Mike says there's fun to be had playing it but it's also a little difficult as the jumping is hard to deal with.

illuminatioracle - 6 years ago

lol CALDOR. That sign was basically a part of the flushing queens skyline since they didn't do anything with the property well after it went out of business

simpersly - 6 years ago

When I was a kid about third grade I rented Surf Nazis Must Die thinking it was Surf Ninjas. I was very confused.

I still have no idea why my mom would rent that movie for me.

infntnub - 6 years ago

James has a video store in his basement.

Meanwhile, his friends all live in their parents' basements.

Javier Molina - 6 years ago

Remember "MONEY CAN'T BUY KNIVES!" this was definitely a good and enjoyable movie.

jose juan andrade - 6 years ago

WAIT ! Did this movie realy exist??? I always though James made it up for the AVGN series!

xn0 - 6 years ago

James, its time for SURF NAZIS MUST DIE.

Browncoats85 - 6 years ago

Dude I freaking love this movie! It was so bad but so much fun!

bEN-OFFICIAL MASSIVE - 6 years ago

Ahh u mention the Troma one.....I wrote my comment too early, where on the same page!

hammerbrotha - 6 years ago

Fond memories of this movie . Thanks for the video!

bEN-OFFICIAL MASSIVE - 6 years ago

I'm from Australia and totally remember this movie. We revisited a few years back because of all the bad is good nostalgia but like u said it should have slipped through the cracks. I don't think we even watched it as kids but I remember the cover. I actually thought it was a Tromaville movie for some reason. Think I'm thinking of the Surf Nazis or something I don't know. It was one of those movie covers like Shocking Asia or Spazmo that stood out but u never hire it cause it looks bad but the covers image is burnt in your brain like a reoccurring nightmare on steroids and smack, robbing your innocence like a broke junkie hooker.....was trying to go there but I'm not as legendary as yall. Anyway great discussion fellas! :D

stephen sharrer - 6 years ago

On the original VHS tape off Ninja turtles 3, the previews had a trailer for Surf Ninjas.

pepe Gamer153 - 6 years ago

Make the Nerd play simpsons hit and run

King Rhuts - 6 years ago

Hey! If u ever want an episode where someone tries to rob the “store”, I’m your man! Just gotta buy me plane ticket from San Diego! It would be guaranteed fun and entertainment! Guaranteed!!!

playakain - 6 years ago

Don’t forget about blank check ... tone L = awesome

samsquanch1996 - 6 years ago

Awesome video! I've been watching James' vids since 08, awesome to see that after all this time he's still making quality content!

Hard Workrr12 - 6 years ago

I wanted to see this so bad in the theaters when I was a kid but I was like grounded at the time or something. Lol maybe my parents did me a favor

Lucas Warfel - 6 years ago

Play...
Surf Ninjas...
On GameGear...

Marius VanDamme - 6 years ago

I remember as a kid seeing the cover at the rental, but decided to rent Army of Darkness instead.

Death - 6 years ago

Do double dragon some time.

consciousnick - - 6 years ago

Airheads with adam sandler featured a gamegear

Guen Doff - 6 years ago

James has a tat

Khale Wagner - 6 years ago

Loving the new videos fellas, keep it up! The old vhs rental shop room is looking amazing!

TheSuperBuff84 - 6 years ago

Guys, please do 'COP AND A HALF' starring Burt Reynolds.

Riz2336 - 6 years ago

That movie looks ridiculous dude, probably so bad haha!

Randy Jr - 6 years ago

I watched this so much as a kid, it's my favorite movie lol

Matt Haggard - 6 years ago

I loved this movie as a kid!! Kwan-tsu dudes!!!!

GoldbondPowder - 6 years ago

Favourite movie of all time.

ALszaro - 6 years ago

Kwansoo Dudes!!

Ross Scarlet - 6 years ago

say yes to vhs

SegaCDUniverse - 6 years ago

One two dude!

Prootzy Zoots - 6 years ago

That way they say Rob Schneider is like in south park

Amp - 6 years ago

Surf Ninjas > Schindler's list

Jean-Francois Gagnier - 6 years ago

lol so funny you do this review now, I watched it like 3 days ago!

A D All Day - 6 years ago

I love this movie and it has a place in my heart forever... still own it... I think you just had to grow up with it to love it... it's so good

rock star2345 - 6 years ago

Loved this movie as a kid. Unwatchable now

Batman Blood - 6 years ago

I loved this movie when i was a kid for the fighting. Now i love it because it's horrible. Its just close to my heart

Joshua Weeks - 6 years ago

Really loving the Cinemassacre Rental Reviews. Keep em cumming!!!

Robert Topham - 6 years ago

Kept my video since i rented it a long time ago its so terrible its great

killert41 - 6 years ago

Legacy of kain

Channel1Mind - 6 years ago

I love this movie back in the day. We rented this from West Coast video like almost every weekend. Watching this with my older sisters and little nephews & nieces was some of my fondest memories.

iokcs - 6 years ago

WTF is this garbage?

Computer Bladet - 6 years ago

So a writer goes into a studio and pitches this idea and they say "wow thats gonna be awesome" :-D

Tin Foil Hat - 6 years ago

Mike and Jay have really let themselves go.......and wheres Rich??

HankBlockOG - 6 years ago

Best of the 90s!

Raspotnik - 6 years ago

I hate this and that.

Ocean Man - 6 years ago

Weeaboo's in Japan be like: Bro where are the subtitles.

MordenKult - 6 years ago

Holy shit guys, Cinemassacre Rental Reviews may already be my favorite thing that you guys have done. It's a really great set up with a fun atmosphere and it seems to give you guys a ton to work with creatively. Keep up the great work!

Mike M - 6 years ago

"Brothas Don't Surf"

AvatarOfGames - 6 years ago

Rumble in the Bronx had a Game Gear in it.

Project Redfoot - 6 years ago

USED TO LOVE THIS MEWVIE!

Stanislav Yeremitsa - 6 years ago

can we hope to see some movie-based videos not featuring those guys ? Like in good old days ?.. :(

bigHtown36 - 6 years ago

You should do a episode on Monster Squad, it was one of my favorites growing up.

John Doe - 6 years ago

Hey Cinnemassacre. Please be yourselves. You are not RLM, you are something else, something different, something just as good. Ok bye

HardyBoy - 6 years ago

this movie is fucked lmfao

Long duk dong - 6 years ago

Careful James that dude might eat you.

cyclonejokerjt - 6 years ago

Haahahahahahaha

xenosus - 6 years ago

I think Surf Ninja's needs a remake and it should be as serious as Schindler's List.

Puppana - 6 years ago

Movies even for mom and dad? Let's see some of that!

Serj Star - 6 years ago

i used to love that movie when i was a kid

Serj Star - 6 years ago

it has some charm

Arch Dawg - 6 years ago

Did you guys not know there was a surf ninjas 2?

AlienBoy13 - 6 years ago

One of the film's writer's, Dan Gordon. He co-wrote the hurricane (much better film) and co-wrote the Kevin Sorbo religious film let there be light.

Mark Hyde - 6 years ago

Loving this series....

Arch Dawg - 6 years ago

This is like a book club but video style

Arch Dawg - 6 years ago

I seen this in the theter when it came out..

CLIF F - 6 years ago

Oh this movie brings back good memories lmao

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