WHY I LOVE CS:GO SURF

10 minutes of family friendly CS:GO fun. Reply to this tweet with questions for my 100K special: https://twitter.com/RaccoonEggs/status/957370469111353344 ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ: ► CallMeCarson: https://youtube.com/TheBlueCrewPros/ ► McNasty: https://youtube.com/McNastyOfficial/ ► bordie: https://youtube.com/bordie/ ► Kandis: https://youtube.com/LivetSomKandis/ ► KryozGaming: https://youtube.com/KryozGaming/ ► iNoToRiOuS: https://youtube.com/iNoToRiOuSCA/ ► McCreamy: https://youtube.com/McCreamy/ ► MojoOnPC: https://youtube.com/MojoOnPC/ ► SMii7Y: https://youtube.com/SMii7Y/ ► Fitz: https://youtube.com/Fitz/ ʟɪɴᴋs: ► Twitter: https://twitter.com/RaccoonEggs ► Discord: https://discord.gg/Cu9WqcJ ► Twitch: https://twitch.tv/RaccLive ► Podcast: https://youtube.com/SolitaireyConfinement ► Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheRacc ► Snapchat: RaccoonEggs Intro Song | Kevin MacLeod - Doh De Oh Background Song #1 | Bknapp - game over remix Background Song #2 | outdoors - tired Song at 7:00 | Hallelujah Outro Song | Tesla Boy - Dream Machine

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10 minutes of family friendly CS:GO fun. Reply to this tweet with questions for my 100K special: https://twitter.com/RaccoonEggs/status/957370469111353344 ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ: ► CallMeCarson: https://youtube.com/TheBlueCrewPros/ ► McNasty: https://youtube.com/McNastyOfficial/ ► bordie: https://youtube.com/bordie/ ► Kandis: https://youtube.com/LivetSomKandis/ ► KryozGaming: https://youtube.com/KryozGaming/ ► iNoToRiOuS: https://youtube.com/iNoToRiOuSCA/ ► McCreamy: https://youtube.com/McCreamy/ ► MojoOnPC: https://youtube.com/MojoOnPC/ ► SMii7Y: https://youtube.com/SMii7Y/ ► Fitz: https://youtube.com/Fitz/ ʟɪɴᴋs: ► Twitter: https://twitter.com/RaccoonEggs ► Discord: https://discord.gg/Cu9WqcJ ► Twitch: https://twitch.tv/RaccLive ► Podcast: https://youtube.com/SolitaireyConfinement ► Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheRacc ► Snapchat: RaccoonEggs Intro Song | Kevin MacLeod - Doh De Oh Background Song #1 | Bknapp - game over remix Background Song #2 | outdoors - tired Song at 7:00 | Hallelujah Outro Song | Tesla Boy - Dream Machine

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Doctor Crabtastic
Doctor Crabtastic - 6 years ago
Is the father war story real? Y’know, except for the whole tiny dick part at the end. Or did you come up with it on the spot?
Milkquaxks
Milkquaxks - 6 years ago
This is my first raccoon eggs video I ever watched and I can’t stop now
Adam H
Adam H - 6 years ago
boy u know the doo is a youtuber too. his name isnt in the description but he was playing guitar at the end if the video
I like toast.
I like toast. - 6 years ago
Oreoes are actually vegan
ian cheek
ian cheek - 6 years ago
why is my forheasd yyyy
JoshTehGameh
JoshTehGameh - 6 years ago
I was getting so absorbed into that last tragic story until he said that the largest tragedy is that his penis was too small. At that point I realized it was a Racc vid.
Gage Strickland
Gage Strickland - 6 years ago
I cried I little bit at the end felt like I hand a flash back......WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH MY CHILDHOOD
AjayKouhai
AjayKouhai - 6 years ago
Ate my fucking nut
Kahaan P.
Kahaan P. - 6 years ago
actually lactose intolerant people can eat oreos
i know because a friend of mine is

10. comment for WHY I LOVE CS:GO SURF

AND MEJ 48
AND MEJ 48 - 6 years ago
todos los niños en tu país trabajan en granjas
Childish Gam3r
Childish Gam3r - 6 years ago
Server name?
Beletures Babyson
Beletures Babyson - 6 years ago
TheDooo?
SacredVenom
SacredVenom - 6 years ago
That cunt in the end ruined it ;_;
savage squad
savage squad - 6 years ago
The last story why did I laugh at the end I’m so cruel
Steeltazdevil
Steeltazdevil - 6 years ago
More of this plzzzz
savage squad
savage squad - 6 years ago
Why do I watch u your so funny
Lil Shrek
Lil Shrek - 6 years ago
Honestly you are one of my favorite YouTubers. I've seen clips of your videos on Instagram and just today found your channel. Your humor is extremely offensive, which is amazing. Keep doing what your doing my guy
Red Nelson Gaming
Red Nelson Gaming - 6 years ago
4:43 she sounds like tabbes
sabol monster
sabol monster - 6 years ago
The war store was good. Until the end

20. comment for WHY I LOVE CS:GO SURF

Haha Yes
Haha Yes - 6 years ago
Im in this video (:
Haha Yes
Haha Yes - 6 years ago
And 0:55
Haha Yes
Haha Yes - 6 years ago
0:49 im in the specs
Robyn Cleffa
Robyn Cleffa - 6 years ago
This guy is like if Critikal and the postal dude made a baby
Derpy_ Dolphin
Derpy_ Dolphin - 6 years ago
every time he said a joke i needed to make sure my moms not close by
SpookyScarySkeletons
SpookyScarySkeletons - 6 years ago
That last joke has such a long set up I was thinking “If he doesn’t deliver I’m killing myself”. It was a dick joke. Thank you for delivering.
Ronald mc. Daddy
Ronald mc. Daddy - 6 years ago
You sir have urnd a suv
Soy Saucin
Soy Saucin - 6 years ago
One time I put my hand in a blender and when I took out my arm, I was oozing melted butter.
Tal Kliot
Tal Kliot - 6 years ago
song in 7:00?
I want to die
I want to die - 6 years ago
Hallelujah
GMan 0209
GMan 0209 - 6 years ago
What’s the name of this surfing server?
ItsHank
ItsHank - 6 years ago
Oreos are vegan
Hannah Wilson
Hannah Wilson - 6 years ago
damn that was depressing

30. comment for WHY I LOVE CS:GO SURF

Dr. Stephenson
Dr. Stephenson - 6 years ago
the ducks fighting like cats made me laugh so hard i legit started throwing up.
Tide Pods
Tide Pods - 6 years ago
HOLY SHIT THE DOO!!! 9:06
Danilo664
Danilo664 - 6 years ago
R u penguinz0 ?
Carbs 20
Carbs 20 - 6 years ago
At the end isn’t the origional song played on the piano? It was so good
Micco moore
Micco moore - 6 years ago
You don’t need an epi pen for lactose intolerance
William LeBendig
William LeBendig - 6 years ago
Doesn’t 5:39 sound like that one time ninja freaked out at that kid in H1Z1 ?
Eduardo Chavez
Eduardo Chavez - 6 years ago
My parents probably think I’m a school shooter
Sawyer Vuorensyrja
Sawyer Vuorensyrja - 6 years ago
That ending got really fucking sad and then some obnoxious cunt went and fucking ruined it
Sawyer Vuorensyrja
Sawyer Vuorensyrja - 6 years ago
“About as useful as a paper mache bomb shelter” absolutely fuckin killed me
Geminy
Geminy - 6 years ago
Not even joking those where good ass stories
Foxxtrot
Foxxtrot - 6 years ago
Bro I love your videos you should have so many more subscribers
pokemon_nerdikus29
pokemon_nerdikus29 - 6 years ago
almost choked on my microwave pizza by laughing at the avocado stapler idea
CA_Andrew 1
CA_Andrew 1 - 6 years ago
What if that kid never said he had a small dick...
parodic Jack
parodic Jack - 6 years ago
666k views...nice
Ben Jacobs
Ben Jacobs - 6 years ago
well i now have depression
2Cool4Nothing
2Cool4Nothing - 6 years ago
kid at the end caught me off guard
Jason Canuel
Jason Canuel - 6 years ago
not gonna lie i actually cried during that dad story
Vampyrix
Vampyrix - 6 years ago
10:10 FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU CHILD LET SOMEONE TELL A SAD STORY
DutchFireworksCrew
DutchFireworksCrew - 6 years ago
lov it
michael gutierrez
michael gutierrez - 6 years ago
I am lactose intolarant and I cannot have oreos or milk ,and epepens are for allergic reactions

50. comment for WHY I LOVE CS:GO SURF

TheFoxIn TheTrashBin
TheFoxIn TheTrashBin - 6 years ago
6:35 I CAN'T OH MY GOD HAHA
Link Drowned
Link Drowned - 6 years ago
Yo that last story was actually sad I cried
Ishyskwishy
Ishyskwishy - 6 years ago
Little know fact for all lactose intolerant ppl Oreos are milk free




They just use cum as a substitute
Exclusive Lyrics
Exclusive Lyrics - 6 years ago
in sweden they have lactose free milk
NarniaFan27
NarniaFan27 - 6 years ago
Please write a book dude, you can definitely write a good one.
That last story actually almost made me fucking cry....
Tomas Belinski
Tomas Belinski - 6 years ago
I almost cried when he told the story
TerminalKachow Patient
TerminalKachow Patient - 6 years ago
I was drinking water when he said Vegona
Braedon Freeze
Braedon Freeze - 6 years ago
That one at the end actually made me shed some tears
loneliness/records
loneliness/records - 6 years ago
i just wonder if Dooo was actually playing the music for his story at the end, that would be really cool because mostly i just see dooo playing with Kugo and Spoon.
dontreadme21
dontreadme21 - 6 years ago
what is the name of the server?
Andre
Andre - 6 years ago
10:10

“exactly”
Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris - 6 years ago
I just wanted to say Oreos don't contain milk
KraZy_kharlie
KraZy_kharlie - 6 years ago
how is he not writing books he would get so many medals on his book
maxgilman
maxgilman - 6 years ago
Damn that was some deep ass shit
Zilay
Zilay - 6 years ago
net somebody
net somebody - 6 years ago
I relate to nutting in another dude trail mix
FegoMLG
FegoMLG - 6 years ago
I like that voice so much .. I wish I can speak like that
Aiden Flayer
Aiden Flayer - 6 years ago
Bro, Oreos don't contain milk. It's all vegan.
Almost ASMR
Almost ASMR - 6 years ago
You told an entire ass story about how your father had PTSD, how your mother became deathly ill and died trying to bring back your father, JUST TO SAY YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS
aimne and YouTube all day
aimne and YouTube all day - 6 years ago
Why it sounded like the last of us song
Tina Msp
Tina Msp - 6 years ago
Your voice is so nice to listen to
Encrypted Aqua
Encrypted Aqua - 6 years ago
I can’t surf for shit
II ZODIN II
II ZODIN II - 6 years ago
The dad story made me cry, not even fucking joking right now
stand for Anthem
stand for Anthem - 6 years ago
3:45 made me spit out my water
Dimitri Hermantas
Dimitri Hermantas - 6 years ago
Oreos are vegan
Spripperman
Spripperman - 6 years ago
6:09 mark zuccerburg in a nutshell
Joe Homer
Joe Homer - 6 years ago
Some of you people are horrible the last story is very sad and should not be made a joke of how would you feel if you had a tiny penis because that would be the single most horrible thing that could possibly happen we need to support this man and donate money to him so that he too may have a sizeable Johnson.
Josh Reid
Josh Reid - 6 years ago
You have as much charm as a burning orphanage
Evan B
Evan B - 6 years ago
I just like to fuck ya daddy
Jorja Tidmarsh
Jorja Tidmarsh - 6 years ago
Actually Oreos are vegan soooo
RicoDope Entertainment
RicoDope Entertainment - 6 years ago
LMAOOOO I saw a clip of you on snap and nearly died of laughter you earned this sub man
JayBLax22 #22
JayBLax22 #22 - 6 years ago
I was really getting emotional about the dad and the war then the Mexican kid had to say someone had a small penis and killed the vibe
Angoose
Angoose - 6 years ago
that story was all too real, even if its not it really felt like that was a true account <3
Valk Risen
Valk Risen - 6 years ago
the end hit me hard
Nicole Matti
Nicole Matti - 6 years ago
"two ducks fighting like cats" that shit had me wheezing
BanDana Gaming
BanDana Gaming - 6 years ago
6:45 i fucking died
Kween Karmyn
Kween Karmyn - 6 years ago
I'm crying holy shit
Random Person
Random Person - 6 years ago
That second story was so sad
Kai Mast
Kai Mast - 6 years ago
Oreos are vegan...
CRUCKED MAN
CRUCKED MAN - 6 years ago
That kid doesn't even have a penis
Harrison Mains
Harrison Mains - 6 years ago
OREOS DONT HAVE LACTOSE
Amber The Lamb
Amber The Lamb - 6 years ago
MY DRAMATIC ASS CRIED AT THE STORY AT THE END. HOW TF DO YOU CHANGE THAT TO HAVING A SMALL DICK
hi
hi - 6 years ago
Carlos Agredano
Carlos Agredano - 6 years ago
Oreos don’t have milk in it (*b*)
Aniss 05
Aniss 05 - 6 years ago
Trail mix story ,greatest ever...
iSell Tv
iSell Tv - 6 years ago
Where are you from Racc?
Rory Carter
Rory Carter - 6 years ago
vagona
Landhorn05
Landhorn05 - 6 years ago
The two ducks sound like Donald dick having an orgasm
Your Real dad
Your Real dad - 6 years ago
How do you mow with a tractor?
Dank Boii
Dank Boii - 6 years ago
6:34 IM FUCKING WHEEZING MAN

100. comment for WHY I LOVE CS:GO SURF

Night Hawk
Night Hawk - 6 years ago
7:58.
Will Does Nerdy Things
Will Does Nerdy Things - 6 years ago
VAGONA
misterK
misterK - 6 years ago
I can do that cat sound
ArkayMC
ArkayMC - 6 years ago
I see you like your right click
Steamy Boi
Steamy Boi - 6 years ago
I FINALLY FOUND THE ORIGINAL VIDEO. AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE YEARS I FINALLY FOUND THE VIDEO WITH THE TRAIL MIX STORY.
Quaide Swink
Quaide Swink - 6 years ago
6:40 Honda owners be like
Joseph Gurski
Joseph Gurski - 6 years ago
That kid ruined that sad was story
the bonesauce
the bonesauce - 6 years ago
"You probably eat popcorn with a spoon ugly nigga."

I want to use this insult forever.
Sycotic Panda
Sycotic Panda - 6 years ago
The end story was actually really sweet till that cunt decided to say shit. I was honestly hoping he would continue.. <3
anthony c
anthony c - 6 years ago
7:00 such a beautiful story
RaptorTank
RaptorTank - 6 years ago
Lactose intolerant people can have oreos. I would eat them often when I still had a milk allergy.
Nintendo Switch
Nintendo Switch - 6 years ago
3:40 made me Die laughing THAT WAS SO FUNNY
God Himself
God Himself - 6 years ago
I started crying at the damn end then all of a sudden

"Swagger souls you have a small penis"
TacoBellLord
TacoBellLord - 6 years ago
The best part of raccoon is that his voice is so emotionless and it sounds like everything he says is serious because he somehow manages not to laugh while telling his funny ass jokes
Bae :3
Bae :3 - 6 years ago
holy shit i just realised the doo was in this?? 9:12
BORNTOENJOY 500
BORNTOENJOY 500 - 6 years ago
The story actually made me nearly cry
Robert Stalla
Robert Stalla - 6 years ago
I teared up more in ur speech then when both my parent's died in a car accident
Cakes Plays
Cakes Plays - 6 years ago
Dude that story actually made me sad lmao
MrMood Edit
MrMood Edit - 6 years ago
HOW THE FUCK CAN I MAKE FUCKING DUCK NOISE QUACK
Goat Pro
Goat Pro - 6 years ago
I cried
R3trofortherecord 261
R3trofortherecord 261 - 6 years ago
8:20 hol up isnt that from one punch man
Kai Brown
Kai Brown - 6 years ago
Actually they can eat Oreos I found out that the creme isn’t real creme and they are actually vegan weird right
The G.O.A.T Vauxen
The G.O.A.T Vauxen - 6 years ago
Lel i subbed
SAKAMADAKA
SAKAMADAKA - 6 years ago
That fucking kid with small penis wtf, the story was so good
M ! l K
M ! l K - 6 years ago
This guy is a wanna be swagger souls
Dev1LsPvPYT
Dev1LsPvPYT - 6 years ago
Bruv i actually started crying from the story in the end even i know it was fake (please pin so people know some people have feeling so they can stop being toxic)
manu nonmini
manu nonmini - 6 years ago
10:10 racc = swagger souls confirmed
curving cube
curving cube - 6 years ago
And when he put his little bro on
curving cube
curving cube - 6 years ago
The Russian national anthem broke me
Pemo's Place
Pemo's Place - 6 years ago
This shit made me cry
A1A Vane
A1A Vane - 6 years ago
Hey do you remember jay_sanc
Huzaifa Amla
Huzaifa Amla - 6 years ago
Steven Arrue
Steven Arrue - 6 years ago
Is that the Trailer Park Boys Title Song in the background @RaccoonEggs ?
Kai X
Kai X - 6 years ago
Song at 9:00?
Yee Boii
Yee Boii - 6 years ago
I live in Hawaii so that kinda hurt but whatever
emo loser
emo loser - 6 years ago
i might be lactose intolerant, but that doesn’t stop me from eating dairy whatsoever.
Xander Inchaustegui
Xander Inchaustegui - 6 years ago
6:35-6:48 is all I need in life.
Ian Schoepski
Ian Schoepski - 6 years ago
do you like khai dreams bc he's in a ton of your videos as background music
Isaac Feldmann
Isaac Feldmann - 6 years ago
6ix9ine looks like instead of taking birth control pills his mother just popped a couple skittles
coke the tin can
coke the tin can - 6 years ago
Your constructive criticism is just about as good as a paper mache bombe shelter

Best quote
babychild181
babychild181 - 6 years ago
Where have you been my whole life
Lucas Kennedy
Lucas Kennedy - 6 years ago
Oreos are actually vegan so if you're lactose intolerant then you can eat Oreos without an issue
Ajeller Films
Ajeller Films - 6 years ago
spudtato
spudtato - 6 years ago
Star Killer3127
Star Killer3127 - 6 years ago
peunus
curving cube
curving cube - 6 years ago
All the children in your country work on farms omg I'm crying and you absorb her powers
GoLuckyz
GoLuckyz - 6 years ago
Dad

Why tf you crying so damn loud?
Cauterizer Code
Cauterizer Code - 6 years ago
I came here to laugh not fucking cry
iReppo
iReppo - 6 years ago
6:36 I am literally on the floor and in tears what the fuck brooo
ForcyBoBo
ForcyBoBo - 6 years ago
that last bit made me cry
Tony Levesque
Tony Levesque - 6 years ago
We can eat Oreos and Epi pens don’t work unfortunately bc it’s not an allergy
Jay - Official
Jay - Official - 6 years ago
That story was as genuine as that advice you gave on what to do when your girl leaves you.
Cone Entertainment
Cone Entertainment - 6 years ago
I love this dude
Noah Petrilli
Noah Petrilli - 6 years ago
6:37 When Donald Duck is getting it on
benis potatoe
benis potatoe - 6 years ago
The penis thing at the end ruined the story
Frankie DiMuzio
Frankie DiMuzio - 6 years ago
Frankie DiMuzio
Frankie DiMuzio - 6 years ago
Mystic Gaming
Mystic Gaming - 6 years ago
i want that pic 3:44
Ajeller Films
Ajeller Films - 6 years ago
Shwagger shouls you hev smol penyoosh 10:09
Dead Soul
Dead Soul - 6 years ago
4:43 sounds like it’s tabbs
Scott Jaxson
Scott Jaxson - 6 years ago
Flamin Yong = Filet Minon (It's a play on words)
Carlos Hernandez
Carlos Hernandez - 6 years ago
Just noticed it was @TheDooo playing the guitar
Last Gen Dempsey
Last Gen Dempsey - 6 years ago
WE HAVE PASSION PROJECT IN OUR SCHOOL AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE
Cancer on a Stick
Cancer on a Stick - 6 years ago
Damn the story about the the father and mother made me like depressed as fuck..
Rowan Keigher
Rowan Keigher - 6 years ago
OMG I SAW PART OF THIS ON INSTAGRAM
texas longhorn
texas longhorn - 6 years ago
you should make a video of you reading stories.
ImmatureGamer
ImmatureGamer - 6 years ago
PLEASE remake the last story it had me balling my eyes out but the guy ruined it
Marcus Cockerill
Marcus Cockerill - 6 years ago
“We still reminisce back to the days where he ate my fuckin nut”
Senhor Batata
Senhor Batata - 6 years ago
Lik if u cryed, kan wee geet 10000k liks
Mateo Sarax
Mateo Sarax - 6 years ago
server ip?
nice_m3m3
nice_m3m3 - 6 years ago
Why didn't you put the dooo in the description
Ma Sun Tucan
Ma Sun Tucan - 6 years ago
All the csgo people have the same voice
SinVex
SinVex - 6 years ago
I’m lactose intolerant I eat that shit with almond milk uncultured wine
LulxD xDLul
LulxD xDLul - 6 years ago
Cringing the hole time
Preston Greene
Preston Greene - 6 years ago
The war speach made me cry
Panicky Productions
Panicky Productions - 6 years ago
I died when he started telling the stories
The Iron Clooch
The Iron Clooch - 6 years ago
Does anyone know the song that thedooo was playing at 8:06
Nop_
Nop_ - 6 years ago
I almost died at 6:10
Watchmen Gaming
Watchmen Gaming - 6 years ago
that last story highkey had me in my feels
So No Head
So No Head - 6 years ago
Who's the person who had the best fucking laugh at 2:35 I need to know
dingo gaming
dingo gaming - 6 years ago
Fake ass swager swouls
marslmao
marslmao - 6 years ago
Fuck I’m crying
Jokesly
Jokesly - 6 years ago
last story was legitimately sad
Justin Harvey
Justin Harvey - 6 years ago
What song played in the background of 2:30
cody caton
cody caton - 6 years ago
People who are lactose intolerant can still drink milk lol they aren’t allergic to it
Owen Is Here
Owen Is Here - 6 years ago
Shit got deep at the end
ThisIsStrange
ThisIsStrange - 6 years ago
That hit way too close to home man ...
budder bro13
budder bro13 - 6 years ago
Oreos contain no animal product. Meaning that a lactose intolerant person can eat Oreos without any problems. Sorry I know I'm being a douche but I can't pass up a opportunity to teach someone something new.
Christian Burkhart
Christian Burkhart - 6 years ago
6:02 Two Gentleman Of Vagona by William Shakespeare
manny gomez
manny gomez - 6 years ago
I just noticed when he was talking about his old man, the guitar was playing a river flows in you.
RandomMan1224 Idk
RandomMan1224 Idk - 6 years ago
The last part was so deep
Sky Tiger
Sky Tiger - 6 years ago
Fuxk i laught so hard at the avocado Strampler i woke my mum up and she beat the hell out of me hahahahaha
Amir Vasquez
Amir Vasquez - 6 years ago
So sad can we go home?
ThePixelPyro :D
ThePixelPyro :D - 6 years ago
Whom the fuck eats popcorn with a spoon?
First Name Surname
First Name Surname - 6 years ago
The end was so sad that my eyes busted a nut
Papa P3pperoni
Papa P3pperoni - 6 years ago
7:57 that story was amazing, it was sad but racoon always seems to make people happy, thanks dude
Edgy Commeter
Edgy Commeter - 6 years ago
I replayed vogona 13 times just to hear that laugh
Diego Ramirez
Diego Ramirez - 6 years ago
3:13 they called me out I eat popcorn with a spoon
Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner - 6 years ago
Tht_Forza_World
Tht_Forza_World - 6 years ago
Fortnite plz
xXimmortalGoof
xXimmortalGoof - 6 years ago
That stupid bitch ruined the story
Just a Raccoon
Just a Raccoon - 6 years ago
Is the Avocado Stapler a purchasable product?
Sidney Green
Sidney Green - 6 years ago
6:37 what it sounds like when he eats pussy
oodle noodle
oodle noodle - 6 years ago
i just poop a lot when i drink milk
Offbrand Ninja
Offbrand Ninja - 6 years ago
Anyone see the name of one weapon it was called sandy hook
Toymaker
Toymaker - 6 years ago
That story was one of the most beautiful things ive ever heard up until the end
Datbull Meek
Datbull Meek - 6 years ago
Fuck u
SmilingDrip25
SmilingDrip25 - 6 years ago
Why do people call racc "swagger"?
Legendary Eagle
Legendary Eagle - 6 years ago
at 0.30 i spat my gum out of my mouth cause i laughed to hard xD fml
CookedIowa9589 Smith
CookedIowa9589 Smith - 6 years ago
YouTube lagged the moment you said laggy ass for me
CrazyNate
CrazyNate - 6 years ago
F
Chrome
Chrome - 6 years ago
Where’s McKenzie?
Chrome
Chrome - 6 years ago
Nvm
Esoon
Esoon - 6 years ago
"He fucken wrote down vagona"
domosborne000 Clips
domosborne000 Clips - 6 years ago
I haven’t cried in 8 years and I’m not kidding. But the end story although fake was the deepest saddest thing and I cried. I felt for young Racc
Ozzy Boy
Ozzy Boy - 6 years ago
zZRarity
zZRarity - 6 years ago
If RaccoonEggs did stand up, i'd love it. Amazing one liners xD
Uganda knuckles
Uganda knuckles - 6 years ago
I cried of laughter
Licht Vergessen
Licht Vergessen - 6 years ago
"Shut up n*gga, you probably eat popcorn with a spoon, ugly n*gga, shut the fuck up bruh"

This got me good
Chooch_chuch
Chooch_chuch - 6 years ago
I nicknamed my sex robot vagona.
JoshmillsPlays
JoshmillsPlays - 6 years ago
DUDE I WAS DRINKING HOT COFFEE WHEN WATCHING THIs
Finley Woods
Finley Woods - 6 years ago
Oreos are vegan
Ruinedsparrow Pt
Ruinedsparrow Pt - 6 years ago
You have the voice of a god can you marry me
Dkewl
Dkewl - 6 years ago
Who's the guy who sounds prt chill
Mooncatofdeath
Mooncatofdeath - 6 years ago
that was actually pretty sad
AssMario
AssMario - 6 years ago
Song on 8:18?
Cyn
Cyn - 6 years ago
I wanna fucking a va acado sta pl er
Caelin Ham
Caelin Ham - 6 years ago
Can you do a face reveal at 10k subs??
Wolfpack12
Wolfpack12 - 6 years ago
I made the lethal mistake of drinking water while watching this video
bfox123456789
bfox123456789 - 6 years ago
"HE FUCKING WROTE DOWN VAGONA" IMDYING INUT
Ben Doverson
Ben Doverson - 6 years ago
I laughed so hard my lungs almost collapsed
Shawn Laws
Shawn Laws - 6 years ago
NEXT STAGE
soradotwav
soradotwav - 6 years ago
Is the beat in some parts of the video from love-sadkid?
Jack Neely
Jack Neely - 6 years ago
I lost it at the dude mowing a river
Tyler Woods
Tyler Woods - 6 years ago
Honestly bro, I do not know if it was this video; well honestly I am watching quite a few of your videos but in one of them, you made a story about your father and mother and honestly no joke I have a lil penis and also been through some shit... Please do not judge me, I am only a young 18 year old (just for comedic purposes) (I CRIED BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I RELATED lol!!!)
xXHyperLulXx
xXHyperLulXx - 6 years ago
jamba juice is gud I used to go there all the time
LABVILKS
LABVILKS - 6 years ago
Oreos don’t have milk, I put them in oat milk
Nekkrux
Nekkrux - 6 years ago
THE DOOO WAS PLAYING RIVER FLOWS IN YOU AYDNEIAGEMFIVWKAYEBFIBAWYEN
Nekkrux
Nekkrux - 6 years ago
RIVER FLOWS IN YOU ON GUITAR. I HEAR IT
Nekkrux
Nekkrux - 6 years ago
RIVER FLOWS IN YOU ON GUITAR. I HEAR IT
Fabian Ortiz
Fabian Ortiz - 6 years ago
i almost cried on da last story
shadow.
shadow. - 6 years ago
The dooo played the river flows in you
Ahron Ronis
Ahron Ronis - 6 years ago
"You ever like hold your dick in your hand and draw the disney logo"
Ahron Ronis
Ahron Ronis - 6 years ago
"Girls that play games yeah dude i know what you mean i love girls that play hopscotch"
TheXboxXperience
TheXboxXperience - 6 years ago
6:06 Stephen hawkings last words
FoenixLavaHawk
FoenixLavaHawk - 6 years ago
Oreos are vegan...
Connor Abernathy
Connor Abernathy - 6 years ago
V A G O N A
Bloop Dapple
Bloop Dapple - 6 years ago
What font do u use on ur thumbnails
matthew lowery
matthew lowery - 6 years ago
The dooo was playing for him lol
Spark
Spark - 6 years ago
V O G O N A
Fade/UpRyZe Explosion
Fade/UpRyZe Explosion - 6 years ago
After this i instantly subbed my hand fucking went through my phone
Sabra
Sabra - 6 years ago
his voice makes everything better how haven’t i seen him before
Aidan127 _
Aidan127 _ - 6 years ago
Is that River Flows Into You?
Zeb [Slightly Baked Potatos]
Zeb [Slightly Baked Potatos] - 6 years ago
Why does everyone think you're swagger?
Jazzy 3 Tears
Jazzy 3 Tears - 6 years ago
I gotta give you props bro, you made my grandmother laugh. she never fucking laughs pro.
الماستر محمد
الماستر محمد - 6 years ago
it translates to "i don't know what he is saying because i don't speak arabic"
My-Dads-Adopted
My-Dads-Adopted - 6 years ago
Can somebody send me the audio that starts at 7:50? Please
erik traheim
erik traheim - 6 years ago
I swear, I listen to the war father story time and time again, and it still gets to me every time.
ReapzCantHit
ReapzCantHit - 6 years ago
You had me rolling for a good min my dude
Mario Guzman
Mario Guzman - 6 years ago
What do i search up to find flamin yongs picture
Alexis Zaragoza
Alexis Zaragoza - 6 years ago
He create like the fuckin deepest story he can think of, and all the sudden he’s pissed that he doesn’t have a big dick
Zeh-RO Oficial
Zeh-RO Oficial - 6 years ago
Anyone have a link to the version of Hallelujah used in this video?
Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez - 6 years ago
That was the saddest testimony ive ever heard
Ephexia
Ephexia - 6 years ago
Timmu thick had a meme page lmaooo
Abstract Gamer
Abstract Gamer - 6 years ago
This is incredible. Immediate sub.
GhostkillerPS3
GhostkillerPS3 - 6 years ago
Anyone notice “Sandy Hook”
Choco Cringeboi
Choco Cringeboi - 6 years ago
Im glad I found this channel on instagram
Minimunch Herrera
Minimunch Herrera - 6 years ago
Best part is 0:00 and ends at 10:56.
Aryan Samya
Aryan Samya - 6 years ago
Like if you love melted white chocolate trail Mix
Nikhil Nair
Nikhil Nair - 6 years ago
Anyone come from the memes
GamingNerds101
GamingNerds101 - 6 years ago
Im so fucking glad I found this channel because of the trail mix joke that i found on Instagram. That's when I needed to find out were it was from.
Xander Schwartz
Xander Schwartz - 6 years ago
What the shit, MOUNTAIN DOOOOO
Th3 Fir3 Knight
Th3 Fir3 Knight - 6 years ago
I died when he said "why is my forehead?"
Th3 Fir3 Knight
Th3 Fir3 Knight - 6 years ago
What is an epi pen?
Taylor Shirey
Taylor Shirey - 6 years ago
Yo what’s the server called
ElCoconut
ElCoconut - 6 years ago
that war story actually got me in tears...jesus
The76lord
The76lord - 6 years ago
That Arabic writing is incorrect but it is OK, even H&M get the writing wrong
RoboticNinja
RoboticNinja - 6 years ago
Oreos are actually vegan
Thatonekid911
Thatonekid911 - 6 years ago
Why did that story make me actually upset wtf
Random Person
Random Person - 6 years ago
This is my 2nd time watching and I'm still laughing my ass off
kadrien dietz
kadrien dietz - 6 years ago
Shut Raccoon right a book about that story at the end....I'd read the fuck out if that shit!
LifeAsAKoala
LifeAsAKoala - 6 years ago
I fucking love this dude
Wabber
Wabber - 6 years ago
You'r fucked mate
love it
Ian Barrie
Ian Barrie - 6 years ago
Im laying in my bed crying listening to the story u just told realizing the same happen to me
Please no more vac
Please no more vac - 6 years ago
Are you arab ?
PaladinKnight20
PaladinKnight20 - 6 years ago
Annoying kid interrupted the story :(
Alpha Jinks
Alpha Jinks - 6 years ago
You're honestly sooo much like penguinz0
Ryan Lashley
Ryan Lashley - 6 years ago
Large Ziploc bag of trailmix
Niels Kivioq
Niels Kivioq - 6 years ago
Came here for laughs but got feels
Josh Ventura
Josh Ventura - 6 years ago
I don’t play csgo but your fucking anecdotes make me cackle
THE MOST CRINGEY KID ON THE INTERNET
THE MOST CRINGEY KID ON THE INTERNET - 6 years ago
Fucking ruined the story
Christian
Christian - 6 years ago
8:18 THIS DUDE IS PLAYING YIRUMA ON THE GUITAR
German Munoz
German Munoz - 6 years ago
Triggered that the shithead had to ruin the story
Diffikill
Diffikill - 6 years ago
V A G O N A
Dank Memes
Dank Memes - 6 years ago
Raccoon eggs please do not stop uploading you are the best.
Hacked by the muffin man
Hacked by the muffin man - 6 years ago
If you made a book I would totally buy it
Slothy Koala
Slothy Koala - 6 years ago
I almost cried when he told the story of how much war ruined his life.
Cooper Vistrand
Cooper Vistrand - 6 years ago
The trail mix part got featured by a bunch of meme pages on insta, no credit though
The_arcader1
The_arcader1 - 6 years ago
I want to hear the rest of that last story
Jeremy Marks
Jeremy Marks - 6 years ago
In the story about your dad, I thought you were gonna say: "and most of all, he lost his virginity"
Jeremy Marks
Jeremy Marks - 6 years ago
Michael Ryan
Michael Ryan - 6 years ago
Damn that last story was very similar to my father r.i.p
Kol Gang
Kol Gang - 6 years ago
what was the song the dooo was playing during the second story??
Jackson Lamont
Jackson Lamont - 6 years ago
Josh Gomez
Josh Gomez - 6 years ago
That guy playing river flows in you on guitar made that story really emotional
Eirik Thomassen
Eirik Thomassen - 6 years ago
170000 k now and still not a hundred k video wtf
Joe Hamiltonnn
Joe Hamiltonnn - 6 years ago
Oreos are vegan you can eat them if you are lactose intolerant
Student CW
Student CW - 6 years ago
7:55 bruh I didn't even realize Mountain Doo was playing guitar for him here
Raul Jimenez
Raul Jimenez - 6 years ago
Holy fuck how have I only just now heard of this channel
Schm11 1ty
Schm11 1ty - 6 years ago
"Swaggersouls you have a small dick"
chokes on his spit
Fwaggot Boi
Fwaggot Boi - 6 years ago
360
GoldenGamer3460
GoldenGamer3460 - 6 years ago
what surf is this and how do u get it
GoldenGamer3460
GoldenGamer3460 - 6 years ago
IPC Petite
IPC Petite - 6 years ago
Not SwaggerSouls
harserz
harserz - 6 years ago
Omg I can't stop laughing man you earned a sub
kancer kid paul
kancer kid paul - 6 years ago
First video and I'm already laughing 15 seconds into the video, subscribed
Rain
Rain - 6 years ago
5:38 UHH HUU HU HUH UHH
SLENDYBOI
SLENDYBOI - 6 years ago
I was actually thinking you were serious about that story at the end and was really feeling bad for you, then you fucked it up
StaTic
StaTic - 6 years ago
I eat Oreos with water
Petrified Banana
Petrified Banana - 6 years ago
Do more videos
destroyer 115
destroyer 115 - 6 years ago
ending is sad as fuck i fell youbro
Corvax
Corvax - 6 years ago
This guy’s voice is fucking asmr
PRESS A 2 START
PRESS A 2 START - 6 years ago
The doo at 9:55 bottom left
Tyson wells
Tyson wells - 6 years ago
Tells sad story sheds tear “small penis” tear climbs back into my like why you make me do all that work
Kip Novas
Kip Novas - 6 years ago
Yo I started crying on that last bit
THE MEMER
THE MEMER - 6 years ago
You eat popcorn with a spoon. dead
Kaden Coello
Kaden Coello - 6 years ago
I loved surfing because it was fun until I got banned on csgo I was so good and I’m mad I want to play it again
SR rage
SR rage - 6 years ago
Best
Hazza
Hazza - 6 years ago
What’s the name of that server?
CJ Masterchief
CJ Masterchief - 6 years ago
I fuckn cried
Mr. Moe
Mr. Moe - 6 years ago
I almost teared up hearing that story, until the end.
Thomas Clemons
Thomas Clemons - 6 years ago
The end story song os River flows in you
Dabubble1
Dabubble1 - 6 years ago
You made the dying man sleep in the living room?
Ya boi crippling depression
Ya boi crippling depression - 6 years ago
So anyone else wanna know where the depressing story was gonna go be tiny dick syndrome become the higlight?
Leonard Browning
Leonard Browning - 6 years ago
The last story was so heart felt now I feel sad that he's got a small dick
Ivan Gvozdovics
Ivan Gvozdovics - 6 years ago
The sad shit at the end is like the backstory of an anime protagonist.
Excrator
Excrator - 6 years ago
That fuckin story at the end made me tear up a little
Slime Yt
Slime Yt - 6 years ago
On the Harry potter joke with Dudley, Dudley is his cousin
Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson - 6 years ago
This is my new favorite channel
GameplayGalore
GameplayGalore - 6 years ago
7:00 - 7:53 greatest story of all time
brxndo
brxndo - 6 years ago
Gd Smyli123 i believe so because i swear i saw the same clip on one of his videos
Valk Risen
Valk Risen - 6 years ago
it’s sad
Gd Smyli123
Gd Smyli123 - 6 years ago
Is the Dooo doing the music?
insolent child69
insolent child69 - 6 years ago
GameplayGalore agreed
Malachi Lyles
Malachi Lyles - 6 years ago
Oh yea ;)
Max Sabio
Max Sabio - 6 years ago
GameplayGalore aà
Minimunch Herrera
Minimunch Herrera - 6 years ago
GameplayGalore thank you!!!
Joe Rooney
Joe Rooney - 6 years ago
+1 sub
TheWinterHowler O_o
TheWinterHowler O_o - 6 years ago
Napoleon Dynamite?
I love Hansol
I love Hansol - 6 years ago
You hav no idea how much I love your deep voice
Dankmeme Lord
Dankmeme Lord - 6 years ago
What was that dark ass story at the end
Bobby Mck
Bobby Mck - 6 years ago
Can u post more videos please
Brayden Kinder
Brayden Kinder - 6 years ago
How is this the first time ive heard of this guy
Viperzx :D
Viperzx :D - 6 years ago
The 12 year old at 10:08 makes me want to find him irl, and just cut his d*ck off with a razor blade, play Gucci Gang earrape over and over in his ears. Why does he have to ruin such a beautiful story. Now I need a video of Racoon finishing up the story, but without the 12 year old.
Bryce S
Bryce S - 6 years ago
One time my friend’s connection was so bad his ping was almost 2,000
Carpenter Ant
Carpenter Ant - 6 years ago
Me and my friend made a mii named sclamp hmu for the details
Romesworlld Official
Romesworlld Official - 6 years ago
I found the trail mix part on ig got a new sub that shit had me crying laughing
Super_Carlos 22
Super_Carlos 22 - 6 years ago
Vogona.
Grant_
Grant_ - 6 years ago
5:11 how do you even come up with that lol
Flip Z
Flip Z - 6 years ago
that last part with The Dooo.... best fucking story ever :(
Gage Strickland
Gage Strickland - 6 years ago
That was the dooo thanks for telling me
S3bas4444 ;
S3bas4444 ; - 6 years ago
Flip Z I thought no-one noticed
jones 298
jones 298 - 6 years ago
You're a mix between Penguinz0 and Fitz and I love it
Martin
Martin - 6 years ago
RaccoonEggs the type of guy that you will get disappointed if you see his face
The Magnificent Spiffo
The Magnificent Spiffo - 6 years ago
No other youtuber has ever been able to make me smile this much for years. I'm fucking dying. I watch this over and over and my reaction of hilarity never changes.
Arde 100
Arde 100 - 6 years ago
Actually at least in most countries oreos are vegan so that means they dont have milk so lactose intorelant people can eat them
Leon_
Leon_ - 6 years ago
Anyone else noticed The Dooo at 7:00?
DT MD
DT MD - 6 years ago
Jesus Christ the sad story
My Man
My Man - 6 years ago
No lactose intolerant people dunk their Oreos in Alcohol
AJLJ _PRO-GAMING
AJLJ _PRO-GAMING - 6 years ago
good video apart from the really depressing realistic joke you made because millions of people have lived through what you described and yet u made a dick joke about it
Icarus
Icarus - 6 years ago
The song for the second story is River Flows In You.

Like so other people can find this too
JustTo _Cheezy
JustTo _Cheezy - 6 years ago
That person Was The Dooo A Guitar YouTuber witch plays on games and such check him out
Joshua Xiong
Joshua Xiong - 6 years ago
Thank goodness so many others know also.
That was an awesome acoustic cover by that guy.
M4A1 364
M4A1 364 - 6 years ago
What surf server are you using
William Kok
William Kok - 6 years ago
That story at the end really got me thinking
Hayden Baker
Hayden Baker - 6 years ago
If your lactose intolerant you can still drink milk
TeddyBear 11
TeddyBear 11 - 6 years ago
Should colab with fitz
Sellout Cow
Sellout Cow - 6 years ago
6:59 for the meme
Sack Boy
Sack Boy - 6 years ago
Oreos have no milk in them
zer0
zer0 - 6 years ago
That kid ruined that story
Confrontational
Confrontational - 6 years ago
I applud you for that level of improv
General Kenobi
General Kenobi - 6 years ago
Why staple your avocados together when you could staple them to the table
Logan Pitts
Logan Pitts - 6 years ago
Racc UPLOOOAAAADDDD
MOOSEvvMAN662
MOOSEvvMAN662 - 6 years ago
The person that said “i dont think they can eat oreos period” sounds so familiar to me
Bubble Gaming
Bubble Gaming - 6 years ago
I am taking a test right now and I just laugh my ass off and got a detention because of ur video


It funny as fuc
Bubble Gaming
Bubble Gaming - 6 years ago
Except the ending it was sad but hopes idk
nooodle02
nooodle02 - 6 years ago
7:00 is what I came here to see lmao
Kosmic Chrome
Kosmic Chrome - 6 years ago
I hate that kid for ruining the story
Big Boii Clorox Bleach
Big Boii Clorox Bleach - 6 years ago
Omg funny story my friend he was in the fuckin teachers lounge jerkin off and it got legit everywhere is was fuckin hilarious
how2killincod
how2killincod - 6 years ago
Swaggersouls wants to know your location
RobbIE
RobbIE - 6 years ago
Niigroe
Itz Suzah
Itz Suzah - 6 years ago
wut 50K subs in 1 month ? aaaaaalright let’s go to 1Mil bro
Rick S
Rick S - 6 years ago
Whats that surf map
Colt
Colt - 6 years ago
I subed instantly when you said is that black faze rug
Alan Choi
Alan Choi - 6 years ago
i just found your channel and your editing is the funniest thing ever holy shit, new favorite channel!
Puglo The grumble
Puglo The grumble - 6 years ago
I feel like I'm going to get abs watching you and doing nothing else
LEVIATHAN 8642
LEVIATHAN 8642 - 6 years ago
My dad died in the military so I started getting really depressed and then the end had me dying
Supreme Boonky
Supreme Boonky - 6 years ago
When you just now realize the doo was the one playing the guitar
Mega Homo
Mega Homo - 6 years ago
I almost cried at the end
Joaquin Elizalde
Joaquin Elizalde - 6 years ago
What song was that during the second story
Devan Knox
Devan Knox - 6 years ago
YOO U WERE IN A LOBBY WITH THE DOOO
Sohrab Lipov
Sohrab Lipov - 6 years ago
OMFG PASSION PROJECT FUCK THAT SHIT
Joseph Belgard
Joseph Belgard - 6 years ago
You like surf because people suck you off over mediocre comedy?
rendiggietydog
rendiggietydog - 6 years ago
gdi
Stephen Wormald
Stephen Wormald - 6 years ago
Someone on Instagram stole a clip of this video
Anthony Cedillo
Anthony Cedillo - 6 years ago
The last part was pretty much a collab with the doo. He’s another YouTubed
Jack Lenzen
Jack Lenzen - 6 years ago
the doooo
Kevin Trammell
Kevin Trammell - 6 years ago
I dont cry often. The last tine i cried was back in like 2012 when my grandpa died. That story made me cry you have one of the best abilities to make stories.
Bog Bog
Bog Bog - 6 years ago
Homie I'm glad you brought some comedic relief in at the end cause I was boutta cry. #LilMeatGang
Lloyd540
Lloyd540 - 6 years ago
After the kid said “swagger souls you have a small penis” a swagger should video pops up lmao
Kian Kovacs
Kian Kovacs - 6 years ago
name of the map
Ethan Glover
Ethan Glover - 6 years ago
Dick
S h i n y
S h i n y - 6 years ago
Vagona
Human Being
Human Being - 6 years ago
I literally sat there for five minutes to listen to your war story and finally get to the punch line. It was so long I wondered if there was some crazy ass explanation and, subsequently, some hilarious ending... nah your dick is just tiny. God dammit
Max Petrov
Max Petrov - 6 years ago
sWAggegr sWOls wHy yOU heF tO hAVe sMalL pENis
Tobias and Friends
Tobias and Friends - 6 years ago
How was he going to end the story
else_im_bored
else_im_bored - 6 years ago
Can I just have that voice as a narrator for my life it makes me orgasm so much
Zombislyrz
Zombislyrz - 6 years ago
ID BUY THE AVOCADO STAPLER xddd
Firecausekhaos
Firecausekhaos - 6 years ago
So I'm watching this video in a girl's closet cause her mom just came home and her dad comes in 30 mins so yea just a few laughs before I get my ass whooped
Carlos Esteban
Carlos Esteban - 6 years ago
6:36 i had fucking water in my mouth
uganda knuckles
uganda knuckles - 6 years ago
what's his steam name
Lantz Espino
Lantz Espino - 6 years ago
7:58 sad nigga hours
Isaacle Noobshot
Isaacle Noobshot - 6 years ago
How did I not find your channel sooner, you’re amazing
Jacob Myers
Jacob Myers - 6 years ago
2 ducks fighting like cats had me dieing to death.
Nttiga
Nttiga - 6 years ago
You’re a clapped swaggersouls but still good
Zimbobly
Zimbobly - 6 years ago
I would eat that fucking trail mix through it up and eat it again
Smashin117
Smashin117 - 6 years ago
I started to die when he said that swagger souls had a small we we and then you said yes
Kingless_
Kingless_ - 6 years ago
I fucking love your voice
ZPulse -Agar
ZPulse -Agar - 6 years ago
Funny thing is 6ix9ine is richer than all us
Daniel Finkel
Daniel Finkel - 6 years ago
Fre sh a va cado!!
KIAM DEAR
KIAM DEAR - 6 years ago
Lactose intolerant here! I wanna say, I still drink milk and eat Oreos. Cause I wanna just kill myself.
thinking
thinking - 6 years ago
7:58 wtf are you doin on a surf server go write a book or something
JayZ's 99th Problem
JayZ's 99th Problem - 6 years ago
Joseph Gurski lol, you have the wrong idea, it's because of what he said.
Joseph Gurski
Joseph Gurski - 6 years ago
Thinking what are you doing on the internet? Go suck a Dick or something
Caleb Heney
Caleb Heney - 6 years ago
its a copypasta bub its already been all over the internet
Reaper's Off Brand Cousin
Reaper's Off Brand Cousin - 6 years ago
Sakke Can somebody write that down
Ric Moore
Ric Moore - 6 years ago
What font do you use for your videos
kig thing
kig thing - 6 years ago
7:00 this is so powerful I think I'm gonna cry
Gamez Gamer
Gamez Gamer - 6 years ago
Made me depresso then the tiny dick
FloWzzGaming
FloWzzGaming - 6 years ago
The dude wheezing was hilarious.
Dat Beat
Dat Beat - 6 years ago
enter name here your constructive criticism is about as useful as a paper mache bomb shelter, shut the fuck up cunt.
Chef Jeff
Chef Jeff - 6 years ago
Oreos are lactose free
xenasaur
xenasaur - 6 years ago
Why is this Nigga play river flows through you on a guitar
Stufgaming1 YT
Stufgaming1 YT - 6 years ago
Vietnam???
Benjabaca
Benjabaca - 6 years ago
Best youtuber keep the shit up you will hit 1 mill
KINGOFGODSV1
KINGOFGODSV1 - 6 years ago
I love this
Maxwell Brown
Maxwell Brown - 6 years ago
That story about his dad was depressing
Josh K
Josh K - 6 years ago
“Sounds like somebody tryna mow a river”
ZanDaMan
ZanDaMan - 6 years ago
HOLY SHIT IT TOOK ME 4 MINUTES TO REALIZE THAT WAS THE DOOO
L Jj
L Jj - 6 years ago
7:01 saw this part on ig and looked for this account. So happy I found it.
Scoutboy 25
Scoutboy 25 - 6 years ago
Who's here from iFunny?
Juan Tacos
Juan Tacos - 6 years ago
Song at 7:01?
Icarus
Icarus - 6 years ago
River Flows In You
Oh Fricc
Oh Fricc - 6 years ago
I subbed only because of this vid
Microflame 808
Microflame 808 - 6 years ago
I live in Hawaii tho ;-;
RubbleRodent
RubbleRodent - 6 years ago
I was really invested in that story then that little shit ruined it XD
Head of The Keeper
Head of The Keeper - 6 years ago
Holy fucking shit you remind me so much of Cr1TiKal and I instantly subscribed.
xDankd
xDankd - 6 years ago
Oreos are vegan
Being Ed With Nici
Being Ed With Nici - 6 years ago
Oreos are vegan
HazarDemon Gaming
HazarDemon Gaming - 6 years ago
My dad lost his life in war too I remember the last thing he said to me on his phone...




"Allahu Akbar!!"
Max Mozart Deliring
Max Mozart Deliring - 6 years ago
Me gustaría meterte mi gran pene hasta que tú ano peludo y sucio se mueva y empiece a palpitar del dolor que sientes al sentir mi gran pene... después, te voy a amar y preguntarte si estás bien cada noche para seguir metiendote mi gran pene hasta que tus ojos salten del placer que te voy a dar.
Beazt YT
Beazt YT - 6 years ago
i cried until the end of the story about your dad cuz i can relate to it then when it became a joke i was so pissed off that i threw my fucking chromebook that i used for school and it broke in half then i started laughing for no reason like notorious please help me
Noah Conway
Noah Conway - 6 years ago
How high I gotta be to enjoy this
Z clan
Z clan - 6 years ago
That moment when I’m in my room and I get a text from dad. “Why the fuck you crying so damn loud”
Sir_Connor17
Sir_Connor17 - 6 years ago
8:07 that guitar playing River Flows In You gives me life
The Gaming Pie
The Gaming Pie - 6 years ago
Y u nit have 99999999millions subs
PIckeljuice
PIckeljuice - 6 years ago
I'm allergic to milk and Oreos are actually fine for me to eat
Christopher Wessel
Christopher Wessel - 6 years ago
CS:GO source is the best CS:GO
Jesus
Jesus - 6 years ago
No u
The Rusty Mudkipper
The Rusty Mudkipper - 6 years ago
THE DOOOOOO
Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker - 6 years ago
god I have cried laughing countless times watching your videos during every situation imaginable
Drew is probably not gay
Drew is probably not gay - 6 years ago
Trinity Rodriguez
Trinity Rodriguez - 6 years ago
This dood should write my English essays like wtf
Doodaleydoo
Doodaleydoo - 6 years ago
Oreos are one of the only popular snacks that are vegan only made
Capitalist Pig
Capitalist Pig - 6 years ago
Oreos are vegan which means that they are lactose free
MadBob Gamer
MadBob Gamer - 6 years ago
You make surf look so easy and it is
connor
connor - 6 years ago
Leafy 2.0
David Ramirez
David Ramirez - 6 years ago
What’s the song at 7 mins I wanna know I like the guitar
Despondent Solitude
Despondent Solitude - 6 years ago
I instantly subscribed after watching this masterpiece
\_/
\_/ - 6 years ago
Wtf man why you gotta make that story man I fucking cried bruh
Andre
Andre - 6 years ago
TitanFrags same
Peter Ogunlade
Peter Ogunlade - 6 years ago
Likkelos?
Kian Kovacs
Kian Kovacs - 6 years ago
too
ENDERGAM3ING
ENDERGAM3ING - 6 years ago
9:00 I actually almost shed a tear, but then it went to “you have a tiny ass dick”
Ty Turner
Ty Turner - 6 years ago
Talking about the beginning, apparently someone at my school decided to eat a Reese’s and then stabbed himself with an epi pen
laminated shrimp
laminated shrimp - 6 years ago
Swagger souls wanna be
HockeyBro58
HockeyBro58 - 6 years ago
The last story depressed me
Pain
Pain - 6 years ago
RACCCCCCCOOOOOOONNNNN
Diamond Rocker
Diamond Rocker - 6 years ago
I HAVE WATCHED U WHILE WATCHING FITZ UR VOICE LITERALLY GIVES ME TREMBLING ORGASMS I LOVE IT SOOOOO FUCKING MUCH
Knee Capitator
Knee Capitator - 6 years ago
The end was sad as fuck
*Jay_Does_Art *
*Jay_Does_Art * - 6 years ago
“Carson,your constructive criticism is about as useful as a paper mache bomb shelter,SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT!” -RacconEggs Best Moment Of 2018
Hyper Wolf
Hyper Wolf - 6 years ago
I’m lactose nigga I eat oreos
Cormac McCarthy
Cormac McCarthy - 6 years ago
What’s the song in the background of the depressing story at the end
Ashian Boy
Ashian Boy - 6 years ago
Passion project, really. Just be lucky you don't have to do NHD, that stuff is way more gay than your non gate projects
Josh Pellegrini
Josh Pellegrini - 6 years ago
Just discovered ur channel this shit is gold
HalalBoyTHC
HalalBoyTHC - 6 years ago
Damn it, i wanted to hear the actual story not the shortened tiny dick version
lildino 909
lildino 909 - 6 years ago
I almost died watching this video
Drunken Lion
Drunken Lion - 6 years ago
is your right mouse button taped down?
Mason Berger
Mason Berger - 6 years ago
Fucking vagona
Jeremiah Pauff
Jeremiah Pauff - 6 years ago
I like you I think I’m gonna stick around for a while
Jurissa DeOcampo
Jurissa DeOcampo - 6 years ago
Oreos have NO milk nor lactose
Rachel Perez
Rachel Perez - 6 years ago
talking about the death of his parents

"swaggersouls, you have a tiny Ass dick."

"exactly."
Skrrt
Skrrt - 6 years ago
EpiPens are for allergies not for lactose intolerant people
Corvya •
Corvya • - 6 years ago
That kid who interrupted at the end and caused the narrator to veer off the story is a fucking cunt. I was getting into that...
deez nutz
deez nutz - 6 years ago
Lactose intolerant people use lactose free milk
Gino Husser
Gino Husser - 6 years ago
Nit gonna lie i almost cried to the part about his parents even tho its not true
Titan's Guild Dre
Titan's Guild Dre - 6 years ago
6:37 it's Honda Civic for all you car likers out there
Vertical Ant
Vertical Ant - 6 years ago
I took my dick out and jacked off to this video it gave me a new life
Bert
Bert - 6 years ago
Did anyone notice the dooo was in his vid
Liam Young
Liam Young - 6 years ago
Anyone else waiting for the joke at the end but then there never was?
Shrek is our ogrelord All hail shrek
Shrek is our ogrelord All hail shrek - 6 years ago
5 minutes of depression.....this is so uncomftorable
oseulz
oseulz - 6 years ago
this boi had me about to cry and then “swagger souls u have a small penis”
Oni Gaming
Oni Gaming - 6 years ago
Is it bad that I laugh during the entire thing of the war story
NormieNicole
NormieNicole - 6 years ago
Oreos have no dairy. They've been confirmed to be vegan, actually
Renteris 110
Renteris 110 - 6 years ago
my parents didnt sign the permission slip for this feels trip.
Snpr Scopes
Snpr Scopes - 6 years ago
whats the song dooo was playing when racc made the depresso story
CH4_ Inferno
CH4_ Inferno - 6 years ago
I almost wanted to cry at the end but then... “you have the tiniest dick!”
LapisGoBlue
LapisGoBlue - 6 years ago
I love you
Adam Brady
Adam Brady - 6 years ago
You need make more video.
Black Butterfly
Black Butterfly - 6 years ago
Song at 7:01?
Data Trim
Data Trim - 6 years ago
No it sounds like the chords for hallelujah at 7.01 and then the next one is river flows in you
Icarus
Icarus - 6 years ago
River Flows In You

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