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Doctor Crabtastic - 5 years ago

Is the father war story real? Y’know, except for the whole tiny dick part at the end. Or did you come up with it on the spot?

Milkquaxks - 5 years ago

This is my first raccoon eggs video I ever watched and I can’t stop now

Adam H - 5 years ago

boy u know the doo is a youtuber too. his name isnt in the description but he was playing guitar at the end if the video

I like toast. - 5 years ago

Oreoes are actually vegan

ian cheek - 5 years ago

why is my forheasd yyyy

JoshTehGameh - 5 years ago

I was getting so absorbed into that last tragic story until he said that the largest tragedy is that his penis was too small. At that point I realized it was a Racc vid.

Gage Strickland - 5 years ago

I cried I little bit at the end felt like I hand a flash back......WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH MY CHILDHOOD

AjayKouhai - 5 years ago

Ate my fucking nut

Kahaan P. - 5 years ago

actually lactose intolerant people can eat oreos
i know because a friend of mine is

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AND MEJ 48 - 5 years ago

todos los niños en tu país trabajan en granjas

Childish Gam3r - 5 years ago

Server name?

Beletures Babyson - 5 years ago

TheDooo?

SacredVenom - 5 years ago

That cunt in the end ruined it ;_;

savage squad - 5 years ago

The last story why did I laugh at the end I’m so cruel

Steeltazdevil - 5 years ago

More of this plzzzz

savage squad - 5 years ago

Why do I watch u your so funny

Lil Shrek - 5 years ago

Honestly you are one of my favorite YouTubers. I've seen clips of your videos on Instagram and just today found your channel. Your humor is extremely offensive, which is amazing. Keep doing what your doing my guy

Red Nelson Gaming - 5 years ago

4:43 she sounds like tabbes

sabol monster - 5 years ago

The war store was good. Until the end

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Haha Yes - 5 years ago

Im in this video (:

Haha Yes - 5 years ago

And 0:55

Haha Yes - 5 years ago

0:49 im in the specs

Robyn Cleffa - 5 years ago

This guy is like if Critikal and the postal dude made a baby

Derpy_ Dolphin - 5 years ago

every time he said a joke i needed to make sure my moms not close by

SpookyScarySkeletons - 5 years ago

That last joke has such a long set up I was thinking “If he doesn’t deliver I’m killing myself”. It was a dick joke. Thank you for delivering.

Ronald mc. Daddy - 5 years ago

You sir have urnd a suv

Soy Saucin - 5 years ago

One time I put my hand in a blender and when I took out my arm, I was oozing melted butter.

Tal Kliot - 5 years ago

song in 7:00?

I want to die - 5 years ago

Hallelujah

GMan 0209 - 5 years ago

What’s the name of this surfing server?

ItsHank - 5 years ago

Oreos are vegan

Hannah Wilson - 5 years ago

damn that was depressing

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Dr. Stephenson - 5 years ago

the ducks fighting like cats made me laugh so hard i legit started throwing up.

Tide Pods - 5 years ago

HOLY SHIT THE DOO!!! 9:06

Danilo664 - 5 years ago

R u penguinz0 ?

Carbs 20 - 5 years ago

At the end isn’t the origional song played on the piano? It was so good

Micco moore - 5 years ago

You don’t need an epi pen for lactose intolerance

William LeBendig - 5 years ago

Doesn’t 5:39 sound like that one time ninja freaked out at that kid in H1Z1 ?

Eduardo Chavez - 5 years ago

My parents probably think I’m a school shooter

Sawyer Vuorensyrja - 5 years ago

That ending got really fucking sad and then some obnoxious cunt went and fucking ruined it

Sawyer Vuorensyrja - 5 years ago

“About as useful as a paper mache bomb shelter” absolutely fuckin killed me

Geminy - 5 years ago

Not even joking those where good ass stories

Foxxtrot - 5 years ago

Bro I love your videos you should have so many more subscribers

pokemon_nerdikus29 - 5 years ago

almost choked on my microwave pizza by laughing at the avocado stapler idea

CA_Andrew 1 - 5 years ago

What if that kid never said he had a small dick...

parodic Jack - 5 years ago

666k views...nice

Ben Jacobs - 5 years ago

well i now have depression

2Cool4Nothing - 5 years ago

kid at the end caught me off guard

Jason Canuel - 5 years ago

not gonna lie i actually cried during that dad story

Vampyrix - 5 years ago

10:10 FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU CHILD LET SOMEONE TELL A SAD STORY

DutchFireworksCrew - 5 years ago

lov it

michael gutierrez - 5 years ago

I am lactose intolarant and I cannot have oreos or milk ,and epepens are for allergic reactions

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TheFoxIn TheTrashBin - 5 years ago

6:35 I CAN'T OH MY GOD HAHA

Link Drowned - 5 years ago

Yo that last story was actually sad I cried

Ishyskwishy - 5 years ago

Little know fact for all lactose intolerant ppl Oreos are milk free

They just use cum as a substitute

Exclusive Lyrics - 5 years ago

in sweden they have lactose free milk

NarniaFan27 - 5 years ago

Please write a book dude, you can definitely write a good one.
That last story actually almost made me fucking cry....

Tomas Belinski - 5 years ago

I almost cried when he told the story

TerminalKachow Patient - 5 years ago

I was drinking water when he said Vegona

Braedon Freeze - 5 years ago

That one at the end actually made me shed some tears

loneliness/records - 5 years ago

i just wonder if Dooo was actually playing the music for his story at the end, that would be really cool because mostly i just see dooo playing with Kugo and Spoon.

dontreadme21 - 5 years ago

what is the name of the server?

Andre - 5 years ago

10:10

“exactly”

Hunter Morris - 5 years ago

I just wanted to say Oreos don't contain milk

KraZy_kharlie - 5 years ago

how is he not writing books he would get so many medals on his book

maxgilman - 5 years ago

Damn that was some deep ass shit

Zilay - 5 years ago

7:56

net somebody - 5 years ago

I relate to nutting in another dude trail mix

FegoMLG - 5 years ago

I like that voice so much .. I wish I can speak like that

Aiden Flayer - 5 years ago

Bro, Oreos don't contain milk. It's all vegan.

Almost ASMR - 5 years ago

You told an entire ass story about how your father had PTSD, how your mother became deathly ill and died trying to bring back your father, JUST TO SAY YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS

aimne and YouTube all day - 5 years ago

Why it sounded like the last of us song

Tina Msp - 5 years ago

Your voice is so nice to listen to

Encrypted Aqua - 5 years ago

I can’t surf for shit

II ZODIN II - 5 years ago

The dad story made me cry, not even fucking joking right now

stand for Anthem - 6 years ago

3:45 made me spit out my water

Dimitri Hermantas - 6 years ago

Oreos are vegan

Spripperman - 6 years ago

6:09 mark zuccerburg in a nutshell

Joe Homer - 6 years ago

Some of you people are horrible the last story is very sad and should not be made a joke of how would you feel if you had a tiny penis because that would be the single most horrible thing that could possibly happen we need to support this man and donate money to him so that he too may have a sizeable Johnson.

Josh Reid - 6 years ago

You have as much charm as a burning orphanage

Evan B - 6 years ago

I just like to fuck ya daddy

Jorja Tidmarsh - 6 years ago

Actually Oreos are vegan soooo

RicoDope Entertainment - 6 years ago

LMAOOOO I saw a clip of you on snap and nearly died of laughter you earned this sub man

JayBLax22 #22 - 6 years ago

I was really getting emotional about the dad and the war then the Mexican kid had to say someone had a small penis and killed the vibe

Angoose - 6 years ago

that story was all too real, even if its not it really felt like that was a true account <3

Valk Risen - 6 years ago

the end hit me hard

Nicole Matti - 6 years ago

"two ducks fighting like cats" that shit had me wheezing

BanDana Gaming - 6 years ago

6:45 i fucking died

Kween Karmyn - 6 years ago

I'm crying holy shit

Random Person - 6 years ago

That second story was so sad

Kai Mast - 6 years ago

Oreos are vegan...

CRUCKED MAN - 6 years ago

That kid doesn't even have a penis

Harrison Mains - 6 years ago

OREOS DONT HAVE LACTOSE

Amber The Lamb - 6 years ago

MY DRAMATIC ASS CRIED AT THE STORY AT THE END. HOW TF DO YOU CHANGE THAT TO HAVING A SMALL DICK

hi - 6 years ago

7:00 - 10:56

Carlos Agredano - 6 years ago

Oreos don’t have milk in it (*b*)

Aniss 05 - 6 years ago

Trail mix story ,greatest ever...

iSell Tv - 6 years ago

Where are you from Racc?

Rory Carter - 6 years ago

vagona

Landhorn05 - 6 years ago

The two ducks sound like Donald dick having an orgasm

Your Real dad - 6 years ago

How do you mow with a tractor?

Dank Boii - 6 years ago

6:34 IM FUCKING WHEEZING MAN

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Night Hawk - 6 years ago

7:58.

Will Does Nerdy Things - 6 years ago

VAGONA

misterK - 6 years ago

I can do that cat sound

ArkayMC - 6 years ago

I see you like your right click

Steamy Boi - 6 years ago

I FINALLY FOUND THE ORIGINAL VIDEO. AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE YEARS I FINALLY FOUND THE VIDEO WITH THE TRAIL MIX STORY.

Quaide Swink - 6 years ago

6:40 Honda owners be like

Joseph Gurski - 6 years ago

That kid ruined that sad was story

the bonesauce - 6 years ago

"You probably eat popcorn with a spoon ugly nigga."

I want to use this insult forever.

Sycotic Panda - 6 years ago

The end story was actually really sweet till that cunt decided to say shit. I was honestly hoping he would continue.. <3

anthony c - 6 years ago

7:00 such a beautiful story

RaptorTank - 6 years ago

Lactose intolerant people can have oreos. I would eat them often when I still had a milk allergy.

Nintendo Switch - 6 years ago

3:40 made me Die laughing THAT WAS SO FUNNY

God Himself - 6 years ago

I started crying at the damn end then all of a sudden

"Swagger souls you have a small penis"

TacoBellLord - 6 years ago

The best part of raccoon is that his voice is so emotionless and it sounds like everything he says is serious because he somehow manages not to laugh while telling his funny ass jokes

Bae :3 - 6 years ago

holy shit i just realised the doo was in this?? 9:12

BORNTOENJOY 500 - 6 years ago

The story actually made me nearly cry

Robert Stalla - 6 years ago

I teared up more in ur speech then when both my parent's died in a car accident

Cakes Plays - 6 years ago

Dude that story actually made me sad lmao

MrMood Edit - 6 years ago

HOW THE FUCK CAN I MAKE FUCKING DUCK NOISE QUACK

Goat Pro - 6 years ago

I cried

R3trofortherecord 261 - 6 years ago

8:20 hol up isnt that from one punch man

Kai Brown - 6 years ago

Actually they can eat Oreos I found out that the creme isn’t real creme and they are actually vegan weird right

The G.O.A.T Vauxen - 6 years ago

Lel i subbed

SAKAMADAKA - 6 years ago

That fucking kid with small penis wtf, the story was so good

M ! l K - 6 years ago

This guy is a wanna be swagger souls

Dev1LsPvPYT - 6 years ago

Bruv i actually started crying from the story in the end even i know it was fake (please pin so people know some people have feeling so they can stop being toxic)

manu nonmini - 6 years ago

10:10 racc = swagger souls confirmed

curving cube - 6 years ago

And when he put his little bro on

curving cube - 6 years ago

The Russian national anthem broke me

Pemo's Place - 6 years ago

This shit made me cry

A1A Vane - 6 years ago

Hey do you remember jay_sanc

Huzaifa Amla - 6 years ago

#tinyassdick

Steven Arrue - 6 years ago

Is that the Trailer Park Boys Title Song in the background @RaccoonEggs ?

Kai X - 6 years ago

Song at 9:00?

Yee Boii - 6 years ago

I live in Hawaii so that kinda hurt but whatever

emo loser - 6 years ago

i might be lactose intolerant, but that doesn’t stop me from eating dairy whatsoever.

Xander Inchaustegui - 6 years ago

6:35-6:48 is all I need in life.

Ian Schoepski - 6 years ago

do you like khai dreams bc he's in a ton of your videos as background music

Isaac Feldmann - 6 years ago

6ix9ine looks like instead of taking birth control pills his mother just popped a couple skittles

coke the tin can - 6 years ago

Your constructive criticism is just about as good as a paper mache bombe shelter

Best quote

babychild181 - 6 years ago

Where have you been my whole life

Lucas Kennedy - 6 years ago

Oreos are actually vegan so if you're lactose intolerant then you can eat Oreos without an issue

Ajeller Films - 6 years ago

3:33

spudtato - 6 years ago

6:32

Star Killer3127 - 6 years ago

peunus

curving cube - 6 years ago

All the children in your country work on farms omg I'm crying and you absorb her powers

GoLuckyz - 6 years ago

Dad

Why tf you crying so damn loud?

Cauterizer Code - 6 years ago

I came here to laugh not fucking cry

iReppo - 6 years ago

6:36 I am literally on the floor and in tears what the fuck brooo

ForcyBoBo - 6 years ago

that last bit made me cry

Tony Levesque - 6 years ago

We can eat Oreos and Epi pens don’t work unfortunately bc it’s not an allergy

Jay - Official - 6 years ago

That story was as genuine as that advice you gave on what to do when your girl leaves you.

Cone Entertainment - 6 years ago

I love this dude

Noah Petrilli - 6 years ago

6:37 When Donald Duck is getting it on

benis potatoe - 6 years ago

The penis thing at the end ruined the story

Frankie DiMuzio - 6 years ago

4:23

Frankie DiMuzio - 6 years ago

4:11

Mystic Gaming - 6 years ago

i want that pic 3:44

Ajeller Films - 6 years ago

Shwagger shouls you hev smol penyoosh 10:09

Dead Soul - 6 years ago

4:43 sounds like it’s tabbs

Scott Jaxson - 6 years ago

Flamin Yong = Filet Minon (It's a play on words)

Carlos Hernandez - 6 years ago

Just noticed it was @TheDooo playing the guitar

Last Gen Dempsey - 6 years ago

WE HAVE PASSION PROJECT IN OUR SCHOOL AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE

Cancer on a Stick - 6 years ago

Damn the story about the the father and mother made me like depressed as fuck..

Rowan Keigher - 6 years ago

OMG I SAW PART OF THIS ON INSTAGRAM

texas longhorn - 6 years ago

you should make a video of you reading stories.

ImmatureGamer - 6 years ago

PLEASE remake the last story it had me balling my eyes out but the guy ruined it

Marcus Cockerill - 6 years ago

“We still reminisce back to the days where he ate my fuckin nut”

Senhor Batata - 6 years ago

Lik if u cryed, kan wee geet 10000k liks

Mateo Sarax - 6 years ago

server ip?

nice_m3m3 - 6 years ago

Why didn't you put the dooo in the description

Ma Sun Tucan - 6 years ago

All the csgo people have the same voice

SinVex - 6 years ago

I’m lactose intolerant I eat that shit with almond milk uncultured wine

LulxD xDLul - 6 years ago

Cringing the hole time

Preston Greene - 6 years ago

The war speach made me cry

Panicky Productions - 6 years ago

I died when he started telling the stories

The Iron Clooch - 6 years ago

Does anyone know the song that thedooo was playing at 8:06

Nop_ - 6 years ago

I almost died at 6:10

Watchmen Gaming - 6 years ago

that last story highkey had me in my feels

So No Head - 6 years ago

Who's the person who had the best fucking laugh at 2:35 I need to know

dingo gaming - 6 years ago

Fake ass swager swouls

marslmao - 6 years ago

Fuck I’m crying

Jokesly - 6 years ago

last story was legitimately sad

Justin Harvey - 6 years ago

What song played in the background of 2:30

cody caton - 6 years ago

People who are lactose intolerant can still drink milk lol they aren’t allergic to it

Owen Is Here - 6 years ago

Shit got deep at the end

ThisIsStrange - 6 years ago

That hit way too close to home man ...

budder bro13 - 6 years ago

Oreos contain no animal product. Meaning that a lactose intolerant person can eat Oreos without any problems. Sorry I know I'm being a douche but I can't pass up a opportunity to teach someone something new.

Christian Burkhart - 6 years ago

6:02 Two Gentleman Of Vagona by William Shakespeare

manny gomez - 6 years ago

I just noticed when he was talking about his old man, the guitar was playing a river flows in you.

RandomMan1224 Idk - 6 years ago

The last part was so deep

Sky Tiger - 6 years ago

Fuxk i laught so hard at the avocado Strampler i woke my mum up and she beat the hell out of me hahahahaha

Amir Vasquez - 6 years ago

So sad can we go home?

ThePixelPyro :D - 6 years ago

Whom the fuck eats popcorn with a spoon?

First Name Surname - 6 years ago

The end was so sad that my eyes busted a nut

Papa P3pperoni - 6 years ago

7:57 that story was amazing, it was sad but racoon always seems to make people happy, thanks dude

Edgy Commeter - 6 years ago

I replayed vogona 13 times just to hear that laugh

Diego Ramirez - 6 years ago

3:13 they called me out I eat popcorn with a spoon

Isaac Turner - 6 years ago

6:33

Tht_Forza_World - 6 years ago

Fortnite plz

xXimmortalGoof - 6 years ago

That stupid bitch ruined the story

Just a Raccoon - 6 years ago

Is the Avocado Stapler a purchasable product?

Sidney Green - 6 years ago

6:37 what it sounds like when he eats pussy

oodle noodle - 6 years ago

i just poop a lot when i drink milk

Offbrand Ninja - 6 years ago

Anyone see the name of one weapon it was called sandy hook

Toymaker - 6 years ago

That story was one of the most beautiful things ive ever heard up until the end

Datbull Meek - 6 years ago

Fuck u

SmilingDrip25 - 6 years ago

Why do people call racc "swagger"?

Legendary Eagle - 6 years ago

at 0.30 i spat my gum out of my mouth cause i laughed to hard xD fml

CookedIowa9589 Smith - 6 years ago

YouTube lagged the moment you said laggy ass for me

CrazyNate - 6 years ago

Chrome - 6 years ago

Where’s McKenzie?

Chrome - 6 years ago

Nvm

Esoon - 6 years ago

"He fucken wrote down vagona"

domosborne000 Clips - 6 years ago

I haven’t cried in 8 years and I’m not kidding. But the end story although fake was the deepest saddest thing and I cried. I felt for young Racc

Ozzy Boy - 6 years ago

6:33

zZRarity - 6 years ago

If RaccoonEggs did stand up, i'd love it. Amazing one liners xD

Uganda knuckles - 6 years ago

I cried of laughter

Licht Vergessen - 6 years ago

"Shut up n*gga, you probably eat popcorn with a spoon, ugly n*gga, shut the fuck up bruh"

This got me good

Chooch_chuch - 6 years ago

I nicknamed my sex robot vagona.

JoshmillsPlays - 6 years ago

DUDE I WAS DRINKING HOT COFFEE WHEN WATCHING THIs

Finley Woods - 6 years ago

Oreos are vegan

Ruinedsparrow Pt - 6 years ago

You have the voice of a god can you marry me

Dkewl - 6 years ago

Who's the guy who sounds prt chill

Mooncatofdeath - 6 years ago

that was actually pretty sad

AssMario - 6 years ago

Song on 8:18?

Cyn - 6 years ago

I wanna fucking a va acado sta pl er

Caelin Ham - 6 years ago

Can you do a face reveal at 10k subs??

Wolfpack12 - 6 years ago

I made the lethal mistake of drinking water while watching this video

bfox123456789 - 6 years ago

"HE FUCKING WROTE DOWN VAGONA" IMDYING INUT

Ben Doverson - 6 years ago

I laughed so hard my lungs almost collapsed

Shawn Laws - 6 years ago

NEXT STAGE

soradotwav - 6 years ago

Is the beat in some parts of the video from love-sadkid?

Jack Neely - 6 years ago

I lost it at the dude mowing a river

Tyler Woods - 6 years ago

Honestly bro, I do not know if it was this video; well honestly I am watching quite a few of your videos but in one of them, you made a story about your father and mother and honestly no joke I have a lil penis and also been through some shit... Please do not judge me, I am only a young 18 year old (just for comedic purposes) (I CRIED BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I RELATED lol!!!)

xXHyperLulXx - 6 years ago

jamba juice is gud I used to go there all the time

LABVILKS - 6 years ago

Oreos don’t have milk, I put them in oat milk

Nekkrux - 6 years ago

THE DOOO WAS PLAYING RIVER FLOWS IN YOU AYDNEIAGEMFIVWKAYEBFIBAWYEN

Nekkrux - 6 years ago

RIVER FLOWS IN YOU ON GUITAR. I HEAR IT

Nekkrux - 6 years ago

RIVER FLOWS IN YOU ON GUITAR. I HEAR IT

Fabian Ortiz - 6 years ago

i almost cried on da last story

shadow. - 6 years ago

The dooo played the river flows in you

Ahron Ronis - 6 years ago

"You ever like hold your dick in your hand and draw the disney logo"

Ahron Ronis - 6 years ago

"Girls that play games yeah dude i know what you mean i love girls that play hopscotch"

TheXboxXperience - 6 years ago

6:06 Stephen hawkings last words

FoenixLavaHawk - 6 years ago

Oreos are vegan...

Connor Abernathy - 6 years ago

V A G O N A

Bloop Dapple - 6 years ago

What font do u use on ur thumbnails

matthew lowery - 6 years ago

The dooo was playing for him lol

Spark - 6 years ago

V O G O N A

Fade/UpRyZe Explosion - 6 years ago

After this i instantly subbed my hand fucking went through my phone

Sabra - 6 years ago

his voice makes everything better how haven’t i seen him before

Aidan127 _ - 6 years ago

Is that River Flows Into You?

Zeb [Slightly Baked Potatos] - 6 years ago

Why does everyone think you're swagger?

Jazzy 3 Tears - 6 years ago

I gotta give you props bro, you made my grandmother laugh. she never fucking laughs pro.

الماستر محمد - 6 years ago

it translates to "i don't know what he is saying because i don't speak arabic"

My-Dads-Adopted - 6 years ago

Can somebody send me the audio that starts at 7:50? Please

erik traheim - 6 years ago

I swear, I listen to the war father story time and time again, and it still gets to me every time.

ReapzCantHit - 6 years ago

You had me rolling for a good min my dude

Mario Guzman - 6 years ago

What do i search up to find flamin yongs picture

Alexis Zaragoza - 6 years ago

He create like the fuckin deepest story he can think of, and all the sudden he’s pissed that he doesn’t have a big dick

Zeh-RO Oficial - 6 years ago

Anyone have a link to the version of Hallelujah used in this video?

Adrian Lopez - 6 years ago

That was the saddest testimony ive ever heard

Ephexia - 6 years ago

Timmu thick had a meme page lmaooo

Abstract Gamer - 6 years ago

This is incredible. Immediate sub.

GhostkillerPS3 - 6 years ago

Anyone notice “Sandy Hook”

Choco Cringeboi - 6 years ago

Im glad I found this channel on instagram

Minimunch Herrera - 6 years ago

Best part is 0:00 and ends at 10:56.

Aryan Samya - 6 years ago

Like if you love melted white chocolate trail Mix

Nikhil Nair - 6 years ago

Anyone come from the memes

GamingNerds101 - 6 years ago

Im so fucking glad I found this channel because of the trail mix joke that i found on Instagram. That's when I needed to find out were it was from.

Xander Schwartz - 6 years ago

What the shit, MOUNTAIN DOOOOO

Th3 Fir3 Knight - 6 years ago

I died when he said "why is my forehead?"

Th3 Fir3 Knight - 6 years ago

What is an epi pen?

Taylor Shirey - 6 years ago

Yo what’s the server called

ElCoconut - 6 years ago

that war story actually got me in tears...jesus

The76lord - 6 years ago

That Arabic writing is incorrect but it is OK, even H&M get the writing wrong

RoboticNinja - 6 years ago

Oreos are actually vegan

Thatonekid911 - 6 years ago

Why did that story make me actually upset wtf

Random Person - 6 years ago

This is my 2nd time watching and I'm still laughing my ass off

kadrien dietz - 6 years ago

Shut Raccoon right a book about that story at the end....I'd read the fuck out if that shit!

LifeAsAKoala - 6 years ago

I fucking love this dude

Wabber - 6 years ago

You'r fucked mate
love it

Ian Barrie - 6 years ago

Im laying in my bed crying listening to the story u just told realizing the same happen to me

Please no more vac - 6 years ago

Are you arab ?

PaladinKnight20 - 6 years ago

Annoying kid interrupted the story :(

Alpha Jinks - 6 years ago

You're honestly sooo much like penguinz0

Ryan Lashley - 6 years ago

Large Ziploc bag of trailmix

Niels Kivioq - 6 years ago

Came here for laughs but got feels

Josh Ventura - 6 years ago

I don’t play csgo but your fucking anecdotes make me cackle

THE MOST CRINGEY KID ON THE INTERNET - 6 years ago

Fucking ruined the story

Christian - 6 years ago

8:18 THIS DUDE IS PLAYING YIRUMA ON THE GUITAR

German Munoz - 6 years ago

Triggered that the shithead had to ruin the story

Diffikill - 6 years ago

V A G O N A

Dank Memes - 6 years ago

Raccoon eggs please do not stop uploading you are the best.

Hacked by the muffin man - 6 years ago

If you made a book I would totally buy it

Slothy Koala - 6 years ago

I almost cried when he told the story of how much war ruined his life.

Cooper Vistrand - 6 years ago

The trail mix part got featured by a bunch of meme pages on insta, no credit though

The_arcader1 - 6 years ago

I want to hear the rest of that last story

Jeremy Marks - 6 years ago

In the story about your dad, I thought you were gonna say: "and most of all, he lost his virginity"

Jeremy Marks - 6 years ago

7:00

Michael Ryan - 6 years ago

Damn that last story was very similar to my father r.i.p

Kol Gang - 6 years ago

what was the song the dooo was playing during the second story??

Jackson Lamont - 6 years ago

6:51

Josh Gomez - 6 years ago

That guy playing river flows in you on guitar made that story really emotional

Eirik Thomassen - 6 years ago

170000 k now and still not a hundred k video wtf

Joe Hamiltonnn - 6 years ago

Oreos are vegan you can eat them if you are lactose intolerant

Student CW - 6 years ago

7:55 bruh I didn't even realize Mountain Doo was playing guitar for him here

Raul Jimenez - 6 years ago

Holy fuck how have I only just now heard of this channel

Schm11 1ty - 6 years ago

"Swaggersouls you have a small dick"
chokes on his spit

Fwaggot Boi - 6 years ago

360

GoldenGamer3460 - 6 years ago

what surf is this and how do u get it

GoldenGamer3460 - 6 years ago

0:43

IPC Petite - 6 years ago

Not SwaggerSouls

harserz - 6 years ago

Omg I can't stop laughing man you earned a sub

kancer kid paul - 6 years ago

First video and I'm already laughing 15 seconds into the video, subscribed

Rain - 6 years ago

5:38 UHH HUU HU HUH UHH

SLENDYBOI - 6 years ago

I was actually thinking you were serious about that story at the end and was really feeling bad for you, then you fucked it up

StaTic - 6 years ago

I eat Oreos with water

Petrified Banana - 6 years ago

Do more videos

destroyer 115 - 6 years ago

ending is sad as fuck i fell youbro

Corvax - 6 years ago

This guy’s voice is fucking asmr

PRESS A 2 START - 6 years ago

The doo at 9:55 bottom left

Tyson wells - 6 years ago

Tells sad story sheds tear “small penis” tear climbs back into my like why you make me do all that work

Kip Novas - 6 years ago

Yo I started crying on that last bit

THE MEMER - 6 years ago

You eat popcorn with a spoon. dead

Kaden Coello - 6 years ago

I loved surfing because it was fun until I got banned on csgo I was so good and I’m mad I want to play it again

SR rage - 6 years ago

Best

Hazza - 6 years ago

What’s the name of that server?

CJ Masterchief - 6 years ago

I fuckn cried

Mr. Moe - 6 years ago

I almost teared up hearing that story, until the end.

Thomas Clemons - 6 years ago

The end story song os River flows in you

Dabubble1 - 6 years ago

You made the dying man sleep in the living room?

Ya boi crippling depression - 6 years ago

So anyone else wanna know where the depressing story was gonna go be tiny dick syndrome become the higlight?

Leonard Browning - 6 years ago

The last story was so heart felt now I feel sad that he's got a small dick

Ivan Gvozdovics - 6 years ago

The sad shit at the end is like the backstory of an anime protagonist.

Excrator - 6 years ago

That fuckin story at the end made me tear up a little

Slime Yt - 6 years ago

On the Harry potter joke with Dudley, Dudley is his cousin

Ethan Johnson - 6 years ago

This is my new favorite channel

GameplayGalore - 6 years ago

7:00 - 7:53 greatest story of all time

brxndo - 6 years ago

Gd Smyli123 i believe so because i swear i saw the same clip on one of his videos

Valk Risen - 6 years ago

it’s sad

Gd Smyli123 - 6 years ago

Is the Dooo doing the music?

insolent child69 - 6 years ago

GameplayGalore agreed

Malachi Lyles - 6 years ago

Oh yea ;)

Max Sabio - 6 years ago

GameplayGalore aà

Minimunch Herrera - 6 years ago

GameplayGalore thank you!!!

Joe Rooney - 6 years ago

+1 sub

TheWinterHowler O_o - 6 years ago

Napoleon Dynamite?

I love Hansol - 6 years ago

You hav no idea how much I love your deep voice

Dankmeme Lord - 6 years ago

What was that dark ass story at the end

Bobby Mck - 6 years ago

Can u post more videos please

Brayden Kinder - 6 years ago

How is this the first time ive heard of this guy

Viperzx :D - 6 years ago

The 12 year old at 10:08 makes me want to find him irl, and just cut his d*ck off with a razor blade, play Gucci Gang earrape over and over in his ears. Why does he have to ruin such a beautiful story. Now I need a video of Racoon finishing up the story, but without the 12 year old.

Bryce S - 6 years ago

One time my friend’s connection was so bad his ping was almost 2,000

Carpenter Ant - 6 years ago

Me and my friend made a mii named sclamp hmu for the details

Romesworlld Official - 6 years ago

I found the trail mix part on ig got a new sub that shit had me crying laughing

Super_Carlos 22 - 6 years ago

Vogona.

Grant_ - 6 years ago

5:11 how do you even come up with that lol

Flip Z - 6 years ago

that last part with The Dooo.... best fucking story ever :(

Gage Strickland - 5 years ago

That was the dooo thanks for telling me

S3bas4444 ; - 5 years ago

Flip Z I thought no-one noticed

jones 298 - 6 years ago

You're a mix between Penguinz0 and Fitz and I love it

Martin - 6 years ago

RaccoonEggs the type of guy that you will get disappointed if you see his face

The Magnificent Spiffo - 6 years ago

No other youtuber has ever been able to make me smile this much for years. I'm fucking dying. I watch this over and over and my reaction of hilarity never changes.

Arde 100 - 6 years ago

Actually at least in most countries oreos are vegan so that means they dont have milk so lactose intorelant people can eat them

Leon_ - 6 years ago

Anyone else noticed The Dooo at 7:00?

DT MD - 6 years ago

Jesus Christ the sad story

My Man - 6 years ago

No lactose intolerant people dunk their Oreos in Alcohol

AJLJ _PRO-GAMING - 6 years ago

good video apart from the really depressing realistic joke you made because millions of people have lived through what you described and yet u made a dick joke about it

Icarus - 6 years ago

The song for the second story is River Flows In You.

Like so other people can find this too

JustTo _Cheezy - 5 years ago

That person Was The Dooo A Guitar YouTuber witch plays on games and such check him out

Joshua Xiong - 6 years ago

Thank goodness so many others know also.
That was an awesome acoustic cover by that guy.

M4A1 364 - 6 years ago

What surf server are you using

William Kok - 6 years ago

That story at the end really got me thinking

Hayden Baker - 6 years ago

If your lactose intolerant you can still drink milk

TeddyBear 11 - 6 years ago

Should colab with fitz

Sellout Cow - 6 years ago

6:59 for the meme

Sack Boy - 6 years ago

Oreos have no milk in them

zer0 - 6 years ago

That kid ruined that story

Confrontational - 6 years ago

I applud you for that level of improv

General Kenobi - 6 years ago

Why staple your avocados together when you could staple them to the table

Logan Pitts - 6 years ago

Racc UPLOOOAAAADDDD

MOOSEvvMAN662 - 6 years ago

The person that said “i dont think they can eat oreos period” sounds so familiar to me

Bubble Gaming - 6 years ago

I am taking a test right now and I just laugh my ass off and got a detention because of ur video

It funny as fuc

Bubble Gaming - 6 years ago

Except the ending it was sad but hopes idk

nooodle02 - 6 years ago

7:00 is what I came here to see lmao

Kosmic Chrome - 6 years ago

I hate that kid for ruining the story

Big Boii Clorox Bleach - 6 years ago

Omg funny story my friend he was in the fuckin teachers lounge jerkin off and it got legit everywhere is was fuckin hilarious

how2killincod - 6 years ago

Swaggersouls wants to know your location

RobbIE - 6 years ago

Niigroe

Itz Suzah - 6 years ago

wut 50K subs in 1 month ? aaaaaalright let’s go to 1Mil bro

Rick S - 6 years ago

Whats that surf map

Colt - 6 years ago

I subed instantly when you said is that black faze rug

Alan Choi - 6 years ago

i just found your channel and your editing is the funniest thing ever holy shit, new favorite channel!

Puglo The grumble - 6 years ago

I feel like I'm going to get abs watching you and doing nothing else

LEVIATHAN 8642 - 6 years ago

My dad died in the military so I started getting really depressed and then the end had me dying

Supreme Boonky - 6 years ago

When you just now realize the doo was the one playing the guitar

Mega Homo - 6 years ago

I almost cried at the end

Joaquin Elizalde - 6 years ago

What song was that during the second story

Devan Knox - 6 years ago

YOO U WERE IN A LOBBY WITH THE DOOO

Sohrab Lipov - 6 years ago

OMFG PASSION PROJECT FUCK THAT SHIT

Joseph Belgard - 6 years ago

You like surf because people suck you off over mediocre comedy?

rendiggietydog - 6 years ago

gdi

Stephen Wormald - 6 years ago

Someone on Instagram stole a clip of this video

Anthony Cedillo - 6 years ago

The last part was pretty much a collab with the doo. He’s another YouTubed

Jack Lenzen - 6 years ago

the doooo

Kevin Trammell - 6 years ago

I dont cry often. The last tine i cried was back in like 2012 when my grandpa died. That story made me cry you have one of the best abilities to make stories.

Bog Bog - 6 years ago

Homie I'm glad you brought some comedic relief in at the end cause I was boutta cry. #LilMeatGang

Lloyd540 - 6 years ago

After the kid said “swagger souls you have a small penis” a swagger should video pops up lmao

Kian Kovacs - 6 years ago

name of the map

Ethan Glover - 6 years ago

Dick

S h i n y - 6 years ago

Vagona

Human Being - 6 years ago

I literally sat there for five minutes to listen to your war story and finally get to the punch line. It was so long I wondered if there was some crazy ass explanation and, subsequently, some hilarious ending... nah your dick is just tiny. God dammit

Max Petrov - 6 years ago

sWAggegr sWOls wHy yOU heF tO hAVe sMalL pENis

Tobias and Friends - 6 years ago

How was he going to end the story

else_im_bored - 6 years ago

Can I just have that voice as a narrator for my life it makes me orgasm so much

Zombislyrz - 6 years ago

ID BUY THE AVOCADO STAPLER xddd

Firecausekhaos - 6 years ago

So I'm watching this video in a girl's closet cause her mom just came home and her dad comes in 30 mins so yea just a few laughs before I get my ass whooped

Carlos Esteban - 6 years ago

6:36 i had fucking water in my mouth

uganda knuckles - 6 years ago

what's his steam name

Lantz Espino - 6 years ago

7:58 sad nigga hours

Isaacle Noobshot - 6 years ago

How did I not find your channel sooner, you’re amazing

Jacob Myers - 6 years ago

2 ducks fighting like cats had me dieing to death.

Nttiga - 6 years ago

You’re a clapped swaggersouls but still good

Zimbobly - 6 years ago

I would eat that fucking trail mix through it up and eat it again

Smashin117 - 6 years ago

I started to die when he said that swagger souls had a small we we and then you said yes

Kingless_ - 6 years ago

I fucking love your voice

ZPulse -Agar - 6 years ago

Funny thing is 6ix9ine is richer than all us

Daniel Finkel - 6 years ago

Fre sh a va cado!!

KIAM DEAR - 6 years ago

Lactose intolerant here! I wanna say, I still drink milk and eat Oreos. Cause I wanna just kill myself.

thinking - 6 years ago

7:58 wtf are you doin on a surf server go write a book or something

JayZ's 99th Problem - 5 years ago

Joseph Gurski lol, you have the wrong idea, it's because of what he said.

Joseph Gurski - 6 years ago

Thinking what are you doing on the internet? Go suck a Dick or something

Caleb Heney - 6 years ago

its a copypasta bub its already been all over the internet

Reaper's Off Brand Cousin - 6 years ago

Sakke Can somebody write that down

Ric Moore - 6 years ago

What font do you use for your videos

kig thing - 6 years ago

7:00 this is so powerful I think I'm gonna cry

Gamez Gamer - 6 years ago

Made me depresso then the tiny dick

FloWzzGaming - 6 years ago

The dude wheezing was hilarious.

Dat Beat - 6 years ago

enter name here your constructive criticism is about as useful as a paper mache bomb shelter, shut the fuck up cunt.

Chef Jeff - 6 years ago

Oreos are lactose free

xenasaur - 6 years ago

Why is this Nigga play river flows through you on a guitar

Stufgaming1 YT - 6 years ago

Vietnam???

Benjabaca - 6 years ago

Best youtuber keep the shit up you will hit 1 mill

KINGOFGODSV1 - 6 years ago

I love this

Maxwell Brown - 6 years ago

That story about his dad was depressing

Josh K - 6 years ago

“Sounds like somebody tryna mow a river”

ZanDaMan - 6 years ago

HOLY SHIT IT TOOK ME 4 MINUTES TO REALIZE THAT WAS THE DOOO

L Jj - 6 years ago

7:01 saw this part on ig and looked for this account. So happy I found it.

Scoutboy 25 - 6 years ago

Who's here from iFunny?

Juan Tacos - 6 years ago

Song at 7:01?

Icarus - 6 years ago

River Flows In You

Oh Fricc - 6 years ago

I subbed only because of this vid

Microflame 808 - 6 years ago

I live in Hawaii tho ;-;

RubbleRodent - 6 years ago

I was really invested in that story then that little shit ruined it XD

Head of The Keeper - 6 years ago

Holy fucking shit you remind me so much of Cr1TiKal and I instantly subscribed.

xDankd - 6 years ago

Oreos are vegan

Being Ed With Nici - 6 years ago

Oreos are vegan

HazarDemon Gaming - 6 years ago

My dad lost his life in war too I remember the last thing he said to me on his phone...

"Allahu Akbar!!"

Max Mozart Deliring - 6 years ago

Me gustaría meterte mi gran pene hasta que tú ano peludo y sucio se mueva y empiece a palpitar del dolor que sientes al sentir mi gran pene... después, te voy a amar y preguntarte si estás bien cada noche para seguir metiendote mi gran pene hasta que tus ojos salten del placer que te voy a dar.

Beazt YT - 6 years ago

i cried until the end of the story about your dad cuz i can relate to it then when it became a joke i was so pissed off that i threw my fucking chromebook that i used for school and it broke in half then i started laughing for no reason like notorious please help me

Noah Conway - 6 years ago

How high I gotta be to enjoy this

Z clan - 6 years ago

That moment when I’m in my room and I get a text from dad. “Why the fuck you crying so damn loud”

Sir_Connor17 - 6 years ago

8:07 that guitar playing River Flows In You gives me life

The Gaming Pie - 6 years ago

Y u nit have 99999999millions subs

PIckeljuice - 6 years ago

I'm allergic to milk and Oreos are actually fine for me to eat

Christopher Wessel - 6 years ago

CS:GO source is the best CS:GO

Jesus - 6 years ago

No u

The Rusty Mudkipper - 6 years ago

THE DOOOOOO

Matthew Walker - 6 years ago

god I have cried laughing countless times watching your videos during every situation imaginable

Drew is probably not gay - 6 years ago

7:00

Trinity Rodriguez - 6 years ago

This dood should write my English essays like wtf

Doodaleydoo - 6 years ago

Oreos are one of the only popular snacks that are vegan only made

Capitalist Pig - 6 years ago

Oreos are vegan which means that they are lactose free

MadBob Gamer - 6 years ago

You make surf look so easy and it is

connor - 6 years ago

Leafy 2.0

David Ramirez - 6 years ago

What’s the song at 7 mins I wanna know I like the guitar

Despondent Solitude - 6 years ago

I instantly subscribed after watching this masterpiece

$\_/$

\_/ - 6 years ago

Wtf man why you gotta make that story man I fucking cried bruh

Andre - 5 years ago

TitanFrags same

Peter Ogunlade - 6 years ago

Likkelos?

Kian Kovacs - 6 years ago

too

ENDERGAM3ING - 6 years ago

9:00 I actually almost shed a tear, but then it went to “you have a tiny ass dick”

Ty Turner - 6 years ago

Talking about the beginning, apparently someone at my school decided to eat a Reese’s and then stabbed himself with an epi pen

laminated shrimp - 6 years ago

Swagger souls wanna be

HockeyBro58 - 6 years ago

The last story depressed me

Pain - 6 years ago

RACCCCCCCOOOOOOONNNNN

Diamond Rocker - 6 years ago

I HAVE WATCHED U WHILE WATCHING FITZ UR VOICE LITERALLY GIVES ME TREMBLING ORGASMS I LOVE IT SOOOOO FUCKING MUCH

Knee Capitator - 6 years ago

The end was sad as fuck

*Jay_Does_Art * - 6 years ago

“Carson,your constructive criticism is about as useful as a paper mache bomb shelter,SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT!” -RacconEggs Best Moment Of 2018

Hyper Wolf - 6 years ago

I’m lactose nigga I eat oreos

Cormac McCarthy - 6 years ago

What’s the song in the background of the depressing story at the end

Ashian Boy - 6 years ago

Passion project, really. Just be lucky you don't have to do NHD, that stuff is way more gay than your non gate projects

Josh Pellegrini - 6 years ago

Just discovered ur channel this shit is gold

HalalBoyTHC - 6 years ago

Damn it, i wanted to hear the actual story not the shortened tiny dick version

lildino 909 - 6 years ago

I almost died watching this video

Drunken Lion - 6 years ago

is your right mouse button taped down?

Mason Berger - 6 years ago

Fucking vagona

Jeremiah Pauff - 6 years ago

I like you I think I’m gonna stick around for a while

Jurissa DeOcampo - 6 years ago

Oreos have NO milk nor lactose

Rachel Perez - 6 years ago

talking about the death of his parents

"swaggersouls, you have a tiny Ass dick."

"exactly."

Skrrt - 6 years ago

EpiPens are for allergies not for lactose intolerant people

Corvya • - 6 years ago

That kid who interrupted at the end and caused the narrator to veer off the story is a fucking cunt. I was getting into that...

deez nutz - 6 years ago

Lactose intolerant people use lactose free milk

Gino Husser - 6 years ago

Nit gonna lie i almost cried to the part about his parents even tho its not true

Titan's Guild Dre - 6 years ago

6:37 it's Honda Civic for all you car likers out there

Vertical Ant - 6 years ago

I took my dick out and jacked off to this video it gave me a new life

Bert - 6 years ago

Did anyone notice the dooo was in his vid

Liam Young - 6 years ago

Anyone else waiting for the joke at the end but then there never was?

Shrek is our ogrelord All hail shrek - 6 years ago

5 minutes of depression.....this is so uncomftorable

oseulz - 6 years ago

this boi had me about to cry and then “swagger souls u have a small penis”

Oni Gaming - 6 years ago

Is it bad that I laugh during the entire thing of the war story

NormieNicole - 6 years ago

Oreos have no dairy. They've been confirmed to be vegan, actually

Renteris 110 - 6 years ago

my parents didnt sign the permission slip for this feels trip.

Snpr Scopes - 6 years ago

whats the song dooo was playing when racc made the depresso story

CH4_ Inferno - 6 years ago

I almost wanted to cry at the end but then... “you have the tiniest dick!”

LapisGoBlue - 6 years ago

I love you

Adam Brady - 6 years ago

You need make more video.

Black Butterfly - 6 years ago

Song at 7:01?

Data Trim - 6 years ago

No it sounds like the chords for hallelujah at 7.01 and then the next one is river flows in you

Icarus - 6 years ago

River Flows In You

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