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The Sea Lad - 7 years ago

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Quinton Brumley - 7 years ago

The Sea Lad Thanks Buddy , keep up the Great Vid Work

SGT Norgan - 7 years ago

Most of these are piloted by "professional "

Balkan C&A Vlog - 7 years ago

Most of them with british flag .gues why?

Andrew Carmichael - 7 years ago

Amazing how stupid some people are. Don't know where they got these captains (and I use that term loosely).

blue krz - 7 years ago

if i trust you enough to drive my boat an you crash it like this u going to o me alot of money

freezerburnonmymeat - 7 years ago

I love it when rich people get fucked over

freezerburnonmymeat - 7 years ago

thats to bad fuck rockstar and monster fuck all you guys the owners are fucks

DcCapitalGamers - 7 years ago

Those two yachts at open sea were playing a game of chicken

Annie Lou - 7 years ago

Quarter of a million dollars to hire for a week!!! I didn't know they cost so much.

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ItsMeIsaa - MC - 7 years ago

haha the first one was in The Netherlands

Moniker Kinakin - 7 years ago

dumb girl at 2:53 saying "It's just paint" do you not see the broken fiberglass??

mike n - 7 years ago

that has to be a garbage vessel to break that easily in the front for that money it better be built to not get damaged by a couple of inches of wood

Chris84Redfield - 7 years ago

Rich people problems

HORATIO AQUAPONICS - 7 years ago

I don't think I would be standing anywhere near...

Owen Iverson - 7 years ago

a few of these look like they had some wind against them - still didn't know what they were doing, but not entirely ineptness. wind is pretty huge on these larger boats, but most of these were rich weekend warriors (and maybe a bit of drank)

joeashbubemma - 7 years ago

This post was incredibly satisfying. Upped.

SquillyMon - 7 years ago

5:24 "Call the Police right now"... WTF ? I don't think I have EVER uttered such a nonsensical sentence in my entire life. Why would that idiot say that?

DaebakMonkey - 7 years ago

Some people shouldn't own yachts. Or any boats for that matter.

foxdesignbuild foxdesignbuild - 7 years ago

Hubris is owning a superyacht. Hahahaha!

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John Bjorkman - 7 years ago

5:20 at sea crash:
Per navigation rules, the big boat is entirely at fault. The little boat properly maintained course and speed.

That said, the little guy should have seen the big guy wasn't turning and taken evasive action.

Joe Patroni - 7 years ago

Where's Capt. Stubing when you need him?

Herr bananhjärna Smith - 7 years ago

I just love rich stupid people

Jamal Malik - 7 years ago

THis reminds me of when I was sold off into the Congolese child slave trade during the early 1950s. Every third Tuesday I would go out with Mputo and his gang onto a yacht they stole from a rich Monaco businessman. We would seek plunder around the shores of the Nile, putting our lives on the line as we swam in the treacherous crocodile-infested waters. I recall in 1961 we had a fierce battle with an Ethiopian tribe . Mputo lost his life, but I remained a slave. It was only in 1978 that I found freedom. My friend Bastian and I escaped from the gang's camp and fled to the border, crossing into Somalia. Eventually we escaped into Hungary as refugees. I got married and had three beautiful children. Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try to repress the past, those experiences never leave. I wake up sweating every night remembering those days. Never forget.

nick moore - 7 years ago

fuckin idiots"hope they dont drive cars"

suloja61 - 7 years ago

VERY NICE

BulgadariXR - 7 years ago

Hard to watch... Good video

floatpool - 7 years ago

"I got a cousin with some body repair tools"

Rudi Afolter - 7 years ago

Drunken sailing?

Aimopotis 80 - 7 years ago

who owns this things

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Danibug Channel - 7 years ago

Danger Boat! Danger Boat! Danger Boat!!!!!

Angela Harris - 7 years ago

There's something very satisfying about seeing these expensive yachts crash....

SharkBird - 7 years ago

I'm going to name my boat DANGER BOAT.

Aaron Brockington - 7 years ago

@1:21...i wonder if thats the yacht they used as the basis for the model in GTA:V,,,,

Pat Kurzynowski - 7 years ago

I hate it when my yacht crashes in to shit

EAT ME WITH YOUR GREASY FACE DAD - 7 years ago

"It's just paint." Bitch, you are fucking dumb.

Clark Thurmond - 7 years ago

I suppose when your filthy rich you forfeit intellect when you buy a multi million dollar yacht. Take lessons hire a seasoned Captain now that's money well spent

pete b - 7 years ago

"danger boat, Danger Boat, DANGER BOAT!! hahaha.

BitGridTV - 7 years ago

basic story: money is not everything U need...

Chayene A - 7 years ago

Boat skippers with no boat handling experience.

Rody Wri - 7 years ago

Was told one time that you cannot go too slow while docking. What I saw was pilot error.

Darr247 - 7 years ago

No... the old saw is, "you can never give a nuclear reactor too much water."
Just ask Fukushima.

Bartacomus Kidd - 7 years ago

This is hilarious...

Naomi Sharpe - 7 years ago

Even highly skilled skippers have boo boos every now and then due to wind and currents. I'm pretty certain that the vast majority of YouTube critics have never piloted a ship.

emdman1959 - 7 years ago

Wow, looks like a lot of drunk captains out on the high seas.

tilly0191 - 7 years ago

all that sea and there still crashing

garrigproductions - 7 years ago

Oh shit, the owner of an expensive yacht has got a scratch on one of their favourite shiny things......meanwhile, in other parts of the world, a mother grieves for the loss of her child as a result of attempted regime change by the meddling of American foreign policy...but nobody gives a fuck about her.

You Cef - 7 years ago

It must be strange to be that rich, always surrounded by staff that hates you, but kissing your ass at the same time.

Steve W - 7 years ago

Ever wonder what happens when one rich dumb fuck meets another rich dumb fuck?

Caesar - 7 years ago

You should change tires for a good grip.

Will Roden - 7 years ago

4:52 you had the whole fucking sea

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Who in the what now - 7 years ago

Spot the ships captain that's either on coke or busy getting a blowjob...

Richard Conner - 7 years ago

Stick to a submarine,less issues topside.I hear PUTIN has a couple he will let go for a song.

Winn87 - 7 years ago

That open sea collision was ridiculous what is the chances of that, where the captains of both boats drinking

MrShadowpanther3 - 7 years ago

3:55 I've seen aircraft do a "touch-and-go" but never a yacht. Till now.

dugsey - 7 years ago

these vessels are very difficult to contol at low speed, especially if there is any sort of wind blowing, their high superstructure collects the wind an acts like a sail. even experienced captains or pilots can struggle.

lee兔 - 7 years ago

holiday seafarers ..............

Joshua Phillips - 7 years ago

Im still wondering why this has bad reviews

ian fiegerty - 7 years ago

lot's of comment's from people who have no idea, the biggest factor is the breeze, it can push a slow boat sideways very quick, most larger vessel's have side thrusters to control this sort of problem

QE2 - 7 years ago

I would be surprised if these expensive modern luxury yachts don't have transversal bow thrusters. Nowadays there are steering thrusters for much smaller boats than these.

Marildo Kustura - 7 years ago

these super yachts are amazing

Glenn Glenn - 7 years ago

A rich idiot and his boat are soon damaged!!

Ken H - 7 years ago

nice to see rich people making huge mistakes, haha

Jack Frost - 7 years ago

Bought a multi-million boat, and didn't have enough money left to buy longer ropes for the buffers.

Matthew Richards - 7 years ago

Glad the camera operators in these videos aren't yacht capitans

Funkymonkeypimps - 7 years ago

Narrator at 1:05 sounds a tit!

E.PLUMBUS UNUM - 7 years ago

Ha ha ha ha, Sooooooo satisfying to see rich people losing their expensive toys.

bunakkaptan - 7 years ago

Azimuth captain probobly high on god knows what

Kevin Friend - 7 years ago

Don't crash my yacht dude!

Lord Jock - 7 years ago

Makes you wonder how some of these skippers got their ticket

Bill McGahey - 7 years ago

i think you mean license - although i suspect there were some tickets involved also.

Steve Washington - 7 years ago

You have to wonder about some of these. Sure would like to hear why it happened.

Hans Debulpaep - 7 years ago

Does anyone knows the song at 6min until 6min 42?

Loren Johnson - 7 years ago

money and brains don't travel in the same circle

SS Standartenfuhrer - 7 years ago

I have no sympathy for these owners in proportional terms they pay less tax than the average working man !!

Malakie Usn - 7 years ago

Some of those were dealing with large craft and obvious high wind conditions.. not easy to do in the first place... The river Thames crash, I remember that being a mechanical failure that caused that one.

SubnormalSwine - 7 years ago

the rockstar yacht is almost the same as gta.... weird

Sabrina Renee - 7 years ago

I just realised that lol

Frontrunner 0495 - 7 years ago

I'm still intrigued by the fact that boats hitting each other on open Sea! It's the fuck-ing sea!! How much space do you need to have? :D

Xro - 7 years ago

First Yacht Video I have watched. Wow why are they all in Slow Motion? J/King - Wow what a bunch of Maroons.

Wheelchair Phil - 7 years ago

Just put some duck tape on it they'll be fine

Thx James Royal - 7 years ago

beautiful water at 6:43

Mike Nelson - 7 years ago

Just goes to show drinking and boating don't mix.

Lars Hansen - 7 years ago

It looks like some of the rich had bougt a ship from the new category of vessels: Pinball ships

Rachel D - 7 years ago

gosh, id settle for just the money it cost to repair just one of these beauties lol

davie didgood - 7 years ago

Just another insurance write off for repugnant creatures....

David Gordon - 7 years ago

Next time hire a captain? I mean you ppl have chauffeurs for a friggn car, but you drive yr own yacht? Ima take take a guess here and say your wealth is inherited?

mobiltec - 7 years ago

Good reasons to keep the captain sober...

John Sessoms - 7 years ago

In the collision at 4:53, which boat had the right of way?

John Doe - 7 years ago

I'm on a boat bitches!!!

marvin watkins - 7 years ago

That compugirlie at the end sure doesn't sound like a sea lad. But then these days, who knows? BTW vis. those yacht owners little accidents: a trifling cost to them. As long as there are plenty of drunken, topless party sea nymphs aboard for captain and crew to drop anchor with, all is well and in ship shape. Ahoy: skanks 'ho'!

rocknroller1999 - 7 years ago

I feel so bad for them

Old Man Joe - 7 years ago

where did you boys learn to pilot a ship... in a bathtub ?

Mr02shadow - 7 years ago

Bust out another Million

Aleks Rossolini - 7 years ago

1:22 GTA Online :D (ROCKSTAR)

carloss Loss - 7 years ago

sizes does matter. Sometimes it is nice to be small..lol

Leland Landice - 7 years ago

What is it with rich people and mega million dollar ships who hire captains that can not pilot these ships. Notice that the flags seem to be all the same, now then do I want to have a captain from this country, NOT.

Dave The Mace - 7 years ago

Drunk Union Jackasses..

Luciano Eduardo MONDIN - 7 years ago

Es tan fácil maniobras un yate que realmente los pilotos de este vídeos deben ser grandes fracasados.

Reed C - 7 years ago

Captain Crunch at the helm!!

Ronnie - 7 years ago

I know nothing about what it takes to pilot a yacht, but how does 4:53 happen? Open ocean, moving relatively slowly, something that big. How does someone piloting one of those not see the other person?

Brian Sierzega - 7 years ago

HEY! YOU SCRATCHED MY ANCHOR! lol

P Fulton - 7 years ago

It's so hard to get good captains these days.

Bob Z - 7 years ago

As a boat owner (not yacht owner) my first lesson from a captain stressed that approaching a dock/boat/any stationary object I not approach faster than a speed I was comfortable with hitting the object. Good advice even today. Slow, slow, slower! Got it screwed up, come around and do it again.

0311TYPE - 7 years ago

LOL! Good advice!

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Synaptic Shock - 7 years ago

Lack of watch keeping? Really now...

Arnold Farphunougin - 7 years ago

finding it really hard to feel sorry

Big E. - 7 years ago

Hey, your dinghy scratched my anchor.

Nadejda Schmidt - 7 years ago

Mabye they schuld buy a smaller boat, they can controll.

DeepPastry - 7 years ago

Like seeing car crashes where the driver decides to floor it, in the hopes that more power will somehow make everything better.

Herding Cats - 7 years ago

I wonder if Walmart has that part in stock.

puglover - 7 years ago

This is a rare occurrence. This happens just as much to tiny boats as these. It's just that when everyone sees a huge ass boat, they take out their phones to film...

Alex Shotts - 7 years ago

how tf they crash. they got the whole dam water

Jordan Carmichael - 7 years ago

these buoy saves are epic

w4csc - 7 years ago

They have money. Nobody said they had any brains...

w4csc - 7 years ago

Money shouldn't be the #1 criteria for driving a yacht.......but it is....

vincent7520 - 7 years ago

2:34 one crew member just lost his job !…

Reparatii Frigidere Chirita - 7 years ago

bad luck or stupid people

Computer Addic - 7 years ago

I dont have pity with those riches..

William John p - 7 years ago

I love how everyone thinks the owner of the boat is the captain ! LOL
Automatically the rich person is to blame....80% of people who own any boat over 52 ft usually hire a captain ..
Boats over 75 ft have staff members and a captain .

rdillon517 - 7 years ago

99% of that stuff is avoidable.

Riyad Bushnaq - 7 years ago

And they're not too difficult to avoid, either

rdillon517 - 7 years ago

These rich people know how to have a expensive good time.

P Glenrothes - 7 years ago

I wonder how many of the people commenting here have actually tried to dock a large yacht? Falling down is part of the process of learning to walk. Every skipper has his secrets.

Jack Sak - 7 years ago

P Glenrothes: If learning by falling down means crashing boats, then there should be more crashed boats on the seas. And, if crashing is part of learning, we need more operator instruction time. Get it ??

Peter Burt - 7 years ago

P Glenrothes some secrets are just a shitload bigger than others haha. My wife and I lived on our boat for quite a while and yeah, it can be tricky

Marie Hermans - 7 years ago

proof man against eqodt shade suppose performer rail contend witness.

Md Atik - 7 years ago

good

William Justice - 7 years ago

Wind and waves are nature at work. Not like driving a car on land.

Indrid Cold - 7 years ago

After watching this, I sure could use a three hour cruise.

Indrid Cold - 7 years ago

Money can not buy a brain.

marksman 5150 - 7 years ago

Lol it is great to watch rich ass holes wreak there shit. lmfao

T7315 - 7 years ago

So shame that the dickheads can't buy brains for this cash...

Brian Brewster - 7 years ago

How interesting to note that even the super rich who can afford to own these superyachts are just as poor of drivers as those fools buying all those rich cars and STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THEM. Amazing.

Wayne Eden - 7 years ago

more dollars then sense for damn sure

OhFishyFish - 7 years ago

0:45 - i think she likes it.

Robert Rocks - 7 years ago

I guess if you can afford a yacht, you can afford to fix it?

Robert Kerr - 7 years ago

I am going to guess that most of these boat drivers were not navy trained, goes to show that just because one has a boatload of money doesnt mean they know how to spend it

Rip L - 7 years ago

People with way to much money and no fuckin Brain's. Makes me laugh!

Ian Dowd - 7 years ago

Whoever the captains are of these yachts should be sacked pronto. For fucks sakes maaan.

E. Davis - 7 years ago

Well I bet the captain of the Azteca is looking for a new job.

gibbonspider - 7 years ago

More evidence why all private skippers should be made to take a seamanship course and a have a valid pass ticket before they are set free with their toys. But that should also include any sport vessel.

Blue Marshall - 7 years ago

5:21 Drop Anchor. and I Bet all the Crews and Captains of this Yatchs Didn't Study in any Maritime School. Never Ride in a Rich Dudes Yacht. For Sure They are In Drugs.

James Edmond - 7 years ago

Why would anyone build a boat this big and skin it with fiberglass?

hallagon - 7 years ago

I guess money doesn't buy brains

Fights Plug - 7 years ago

only in england

Matthew Ford - 7 years ago

Thrusters not the main unit idiots.

Don McNeil - 7 years ago

This Sickened Me. There Not Real Captains of shouldn't be. They should all be Jailed.

Jorge mendonça - 7 years ago

Dangerous people

Lawrence Wirth - 7 years ago

Docking in the wind ain't fun!

hombero - 7 years ago

The sea scares me quite a bit, the thought of things under the surface that I can't see I think, and those old naval mines with the spikes sticking out of them make me feel anxious to the core. Wonder if I was a sailor who met an ill fate on the seas in a past life.

Stacey mcalister - 7 years ago

too much speed in most of these incidents

Morten Gammelgaard - 7 years ago

One wonders were these idiots learned sailing ???

ron rankin - 7 years ago

looks like they did not learn

Donny Topping - 7 years ago

Some people have more money than brains.

notmyrealname - 7 years ago

Why didn't they put on the brakes???

Jay Bee - 7 years ago

If you're rich enough to own one of those beasts, shouldn't you be rich enough to afford a Captain that actually knows how to pilot it?

Mick Carson - 7 years ago

Of course. People have to be on drugs to smash their boats. because the owners are super rich. at times they fail to realuze that there have to be two or three men navigating a boat, yacht or ship to make sure they are all aware of what they doing. but if it is piloted by a drug addict or a drunkard and being the only person piloting these vessels, then expect the whole scenario as being caused by the bastards who are behind the helm and those whi iwns the vessels but decided to cut costs and reap more profits by reducing staff who operate their vessels.

Keith Purdue - 7 years ago

must have a New Mexico license

Ian Gregson - 7 years ago

why are these boats all registered on the IOM ?

Christopher Young - 7 years ago

They rely way too much on those little pads.

Hale Luja - 7 years ago

lol

SBF HAWK - 7 years ago

No what happening is the boats are getting bigger and bigger and the docks are not big enough to handle that kind of traffic so there are more prone to crashes and of course lack of experience

grayboo212 - 7 years ago

This is why I’d never own a yacht. My friend has one and just last week he was eating caviar off this supermodel’s tits when a big wave hit and knocked his bag of coke right into the ocean.

MeesterVegas - 7 years ago

I hope the supermodel's tits were ok.

Jeff Adams - 7 years ago

grayboo212 send pictures, maybe we can find it.

lynx318therealone - 7 years ago

Damn, what a waste of cola!

Jo Barber - 7 years ago

Serves him right.
Coke doesn't go with caviar.

ImaThug Yall - 7 years ago

Do you mean it knocked her tits into the ocean. Dang...what a waste of good silicone. Fish eggs can be replaced...but fine breasts are another thing altogether.

Paynen D. Butt - 7 years ago

That happened to me once. I hate when that happens.

flaviuvacanta1 - 7 years ago

Idiot pilots. Not the owner is to blame, in some situations

ollimoore - 7 years ago

Helmsman, if 'captain' is even applicable to the person in charge of the smaller boats here, he/she isn't necessarily at the controls 24/7

Tom bomb - 7 years ago

Buy a super expensive mega yacht, but cheap out on the crew. Hope they didnt cheap out on that yacht insurance.

TheCash500 - 7 years ago

The old saying goes... the happiest days in your life is when your bought your boat and sold your boat.

james vey - 7 years ago

big is not always better

Brian Martin - 7 years ago

Hard to feel sorry for someone with a yacht.

dirt nasty - 7 years ago

DANGER BOAT

Jerry VanNuys - 7 years ago

Just undeniable proof that being rich does not equal being intelligent or skilled.

Κωνσταντίνος Κουβελας - 7 years ago

anyone the song name on 6:00 please?

LosHihhuli - 7 years ago

Bridge is coming down.. Are you sure tho, i didint get that at first, not second and even in third time, so can you tell me once more?

Lloyd Alderman - 7 years ago

LOOKS LIKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS AT IT AGAIN!!!

flymasterA - 7 years ago

Boat repair shops need work too.

Snow White - 7 years ago

Ah.... Rich Assholes...

Michael Lowrey - 7 years ago

the earth is mostly covered in water as these guy are trying to cram their penis into the smallest spot

Bunk Man - 7 years ago

5:00 HUGE Ocean...LOTS of ROOM, how did this idiot manage to hit the only boat around for MILES?

Bunk Man - 7 years ago

Just simply amazing. Just goes to show that common sense isn't so common.

ROTAXD - 7 years ago

Anybody ever notice that these yacht accidents usually seem to happen in third world shitholes ?

Steve Wilcox - 7 years ago

I blame alcohol on all of them except the river boat with the engine failure

Buil Dinit - 7 years ago

ITS ONLY MONEY. BBBWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

steve gardonyi - 7 years ago

I'm a mechanic, I can fix it.

Adam Pressman - 7 years ago

Notice how many are British flagged?

Evan Jones - 7 years ago

To all you want to be captains. Its not as easy as at may appear with boats there are NO breaks and you have less control the less thrust/Power you use. (Its the opposite to a car). the slower you go the less control you have. Plus even at very slow speeds the Momentum of these Boats is massive. You cant just stop when you want to. it requires a lot of anticipation.

joseph lee - 7 years ago

all fenders too high, above the beltline

Noot64 - 7 years ago

i think its all compensation

John Smith - 7 years ago

I enjoyed watching this. It seems to have a strong resemblance to the way the United States is presently being run. The guy that has that job, would skipper a ship the same way as these fools. Many ports in the world have folks that make a decent living sailing, or motoring a vessel in safely. They know the particular port very well, and their experience prevents this from happening. It doesn't show a lack of intelligence to use them. When these crashes happen, then we see plain old stupidity.

Kate Hawk - 7 years ago

The one at 4:53 looked totally planned, did you see how the smaller boat increased speed just before the collision ?

Kotik - 7 years ago

The smaller boat had right of way here, the larger should have given way

Francois-Xavier Brault - 7 years ago

I feel really sad for those poor billionaires now... :(

john doe - 7 years ago

If you can afford a yacht, you can afford the insurance premium and the repair costs.

Silvio Biasi - 7 years ago

I somehow doubt that it's the owner commading those yatchs but rather is a professional crew which you need to have in order to sail with such big vessels. money could buy a better crew in this case

TheDutchPathFinder1 - 7 years ago

no mercy for the rich......

scott bowman - 7 years ago

only watched a minute. y do allow idiots to get liscence to drive these big vessel. O yea their rich they can do anything

robux boy - 7 years ago

#so good

Hudson River - 7 years ago

just cause you're rich don't mean you're smart

Ben Gim - 7 years ago

To much money and to small brain!

bighook - 7 years ago

the richer you get the dumber you become

BuildAPrep Preparedness Outfitters - 7 years ago

You know, if you can afford to buy or rent a megayacht, you probably can spare the funds for an experienced captain.

Richard Weed - 7 years ago

1:50 Well, good thing hes got the radar running.

Patty Goldshark - 7 years ago

Idiots.

Chris T - 7 years ago

What you pay £70 £80 or £100 million for a yacht & no parking sensors what a rip off !!!!!!

Kirby - 7 years ago

I was surprised to see how many people commenting are very jealous of wealthy people. Some even called them stupid.

Pauly - 7 years ago

Money doesn't overcome stupid...

Patrik Sohlman - 7 years ago

Whas the one yacht rockstars?

Allen A - 7 years ago

These folks should hire an experienced captain and crew and stick to their martinis. Ship and boat handling is difficult enough for the professionals and the combination of wind and waves can challenge even the best.

Charlee152 - 7 years ago

I guess they don't know there aren't any brakes.....

ClearLine Communications - 7 years ago

You can buy skills, it's called training....

ChrisHallett83 - 7 years ago

That Azimuth yacht is worth $10 million? It's like 4 times the size of the last yacht I saw on sale for 10 million dollars, is it made out of cardboard or something?

Jack - 7 years ago

Obviously, it's pretty easy to obtain a captain's license!

George Koch II - 7 years ago

rich people problems.. lmao

John Bolton - 7 years ago

A typical plonker in London, "I am going to call the Police" wonder if his mum changes his nappies???.

Kasper Kleinert - 7 years ago

Don't let your wife drive the boat....

Minds me of these videos of female driving skill compilations. LOL

Rick Davis - 7 years ago

If it was cheap and easy........everybody would be doing it.

VAM Channel - 7 years ago

Good work

Jack Frost - 7 years ago

When these rich people are waiting for their crashed Lamborghinis to get repaired, they need something else to crash, so they take their yachts for a spin around the block.

Chris Powers - 7 years ago

Further proof that more dollars = less sense.

STEVE R JR - 7 years ago

WELL ONE THING IS FOR SURE. THEY HAVE THE MONEY TO FIX THAT SHIT.

STEVE R JR - 7 years ago

hahahahahahaha. More money than brains club/

Terrence Bradley - 7 years ago

I feel just as bad when I ding my 27 ft sailboat!

AnEnemy100 - 7 years ago

Schadenfreude brought me here!

lakecrab - 7 years ago

When T martoonies turn into six.

Sonny Gough - 7 years ago

Crashes bridge worth 83 million? What was the yacht worth?

geektoro - 7 years ago

They should have hired Captain Ron.

Drapetomanius Grimr - 7 years ago

Damn you're old. Damn, I'm old. Dammit.

773trucker - 7 years ago

Serves them right! I hope that the people whose boats got hit SUE them for everything they can. Money sure buys a lot of stupid.

Michel Savoie - 7 years ago

Rich does not mean skills

Sylvanor - 7 years ago

Its ok they are rich they can afford two more no worries

Armadyl Featherbreeze - 7 years ago

The Khazarian Mafia can easily afford 500+ yachts for each of their families, as they own a good 98% of the Worlds money

Sylvanor - 7 years ago

We obviously speak about the richest

carlos ortiz - 7 years ago

Sylvanor not all of them

Kreig Dernier - 7 years ago

All those flags of convenience

Ralph Bernhard - 7 years ago

Big dick addiction comes with a steep price tag :-)

ronpat100 - 7 years ago

Thats the type of dammage you get when you build ships from 20 barrels of epoxy resin instead of steal.

Daisy Jenssen - 7 years ago

damn..

Ron Rook - 7 years ago

If you can afford the yacht, you ought to be able to hire someone with the skills to drive the boat.

Kris M - 7 years ago

people with money and no brains to drive

minutes ago - 7 years ago

5:12 guys likes flipping them the bird, lol. and 5:24 "call the police", people are brainwashed into thinking sub human monkeys with 'special' badges are going to resolve everything. 'um calm down lady, so the ship crashed? ok got it". It's like making a small catastrophe into a larger one by calling idiots to the scene to bumble everything lol

Doug Short - 7 years ago

Gots to love watching the ultra rich having a bad day.

Da Majestic Muffin - 7 years ago

Never give these people a boat again, unless it was a tech failure. I MEAN IM 15 AND I HAVE A BOAT LICENCE AND I CAN MOOR

monkeybollox66 - 7 years ago

if you can afford multimillion £$ boats you can afford repairs?

70torinogt70 - 7 years ago

stupid boats wouldn't want one even if super rich , just charter it if you need one ,

bjfdog - 7 years ago

Billionaire problems.

Jas McCullough - 7 years ago

Mine Games is a 50 metre Trinity.

mummyswallowsthelot - 7 years ago

All the gear & NO idea!!

Seth T - 7 years ago

They need back mirrors like my truck

Seth T - 7 years ago

Big boat vs lil boat

Morgan_Kelly - 7 years ago

The Yacht at 3:20 is big as my school

dino omar - 7 years ago

The white one is the owners of gta game same boat like in the game and stod rockstar on the side:)

beach side - 7 years ago

sooo close to 1 million views good luck

Uno Carb - 7 years ago

CRUNCH!!!

Muhidin Zangira - 7 years ago

Amazing

Gerald Penn - 7 years ago

Are these dumbasses drunk??? Look out the windows. That's why they put so many of them on the bridge.

Leggo My Ego - 7 years ago

0:35 Credit card captain/owner would be my guess.

The weird Army!!! - 7 years ago

I thought it was supposed to funny

avery domingue - 7 years ago

More money than brains club....

beqa bena - 7 years ago

whats the song called around 6:00

Dr.Dave3855 Dave Bowman - 7 years ago

So, the crew was Azteca Indians?

STHFGDBY - 7 years ago

Mr Magoo captains.

Adam Welch - 7 years ago

For being an island continent Australian's sure don't know how to drive ships lol

Angelo C - 7 years ago

Pee test? lol

Mick Carson - 7 years ago

Do those bullshit artist billionaire know when it's time to stop a large vessel and get help escorting it in tight spaces? Idiots!

john doe - 7 years ago

This is why I don't own a Yacht..

stupidguy1969 - 7 years ago

john doe me too .. that and i dont have 10 million dollars

Jim Boland - 7 years ago

I sympathize! I can't even parallel park my Honda.

Brett Jones - 7 years ago

the first guy panicked and hit everything , what a crack up :))

Gord Farmer - 7 years ago

Shitty skippers come cheap. Want a pro hire me . Never scratched a ship

puglover - 7 years ago

Everyone saying that people with money can't drive. It's the captains that pilot those huge ships..

irma lozano - 7 years ago

4:55 Um turn? That might of helped not get a crash...

robert a - 7 years ago

What is the capt doing???

Darko - 7 years ago

expensive yacht fails recorded with cheap cameras

Raymond J - 7 years ago

whats that saying all money no brains hahaha

Michael Collier - 7 years ago

Needed a bigger black pudding.

Puhi Karena - 7 years ago

those crew are awesome

Maya Barach Jabbar - 7 years ago

I have one word to say and that is Damn

Paul M. - 7 years ago

Maya Barach Jabbar that's 10

Justin Crumpton - 7 years ago

when you hear CRUNCH you know it's expensive

Mikey L - 7 years ago

For those heaping misery on 'The Rich' need to understand that the owners don't pilot these things themselves. They hire people to do it for them and they are responsible for these mishaps. Insurance takes care of the rest. From what I've seen most of these are Capt. error. even if the crew screws it up. He/She is responsible to the owner(s)

silverhorder1969 - 7 years ago

This makes me feel better about staining my fence and the wind blowing tiny stain drops on my car.

Bob alloo - 7 years ago

Some people have no business piloting a boat.

Howard Jackson - 7 years ago

Ahh, none of those rich people you're making fun of are captaining those boats. You can bet some of those hired captains got fired though.

robb maier - 7 years ago

dude?

j4cko56 - 7 years ago

5:25...call the police?! What the fuck for you moron? What are they going to do, arrest the boat?!

Jarno Matikainen - 7 years ago

Sailing intoxicated is crime, that includes sleep deprevation. :)

Frankie2012channel - 7 years ago

That's a silly comment. Call the police? That's usually the same as "Call First Responders". The police have direct radio access to rescue units, ambulances, EMTs, hospitals, et. al. The first step in any disaster or mishap, is usually people calling the POLICE, who then notify the appropriate responding units.

F Huber - 7 years ago

You call the police so they can send the correct people out to handle potential injuries and maybe rescue people if the thing sinks.
Get these people moving fast and early... better that they show up and are not needed than they are needed and don't show up.

The guy saying"Call the police" was one of the smartest people there that day.

JP Herrmann - 7 years ago

legally speaking arresting property is actually a thing. legally they have to link cuffs on the boat symbolically to arrest it. gotta love legal.

j4cko56 - 7 years ago

Yes, sorry! I forgot that a boat can never have a mechanical problem causing a crash, ever.

Mr Anderson - 7 years ago

How about coordinate a rescue if the boat capsized or started to sink. There is a Thames river police with their own rapid response boats (RIBS). Also to clear the bridge of rubberneckers as it may be needed for ambulances and other emergency vehicles.

Random Car Guy - 7 years ago

+Paul Kazansky it clearly says that the boat had engine failure. look up the incident online and that's what the reports say.

paxivet - 7 years ago

Yeah, because every one knows these boats are not driven by anyone. They just run around by themselves. And you call someone else a moron!

Paul Kazansky - 7 years ago

Maybe to arrest drunk captain.

Maya Barach Jabbar - 7 years ago

j4cko56 I spit out all my water when I saw this

Lozza GQ - 7 years ago

I was going to buy a super yacht. then I picked up a cheap 110ft Ice Breaker. It's great I can smash the shit out of everything with no worries at all.

Dodge Mustang - 7 years ago

Friggin Rich people!!

Bab Boon - 7 years ago

Its strangely reassuring to think there's no incompetent like a rich incompetent.

mwnciboo - 7 years ago

Bab Boon Most super Yachts have professional crews the super rich don't drive themselves as a general rule.

Federico Lucchi - 7 years ago

The skipper probably wasn't rich. Those rich guys can't helm, they pay for someone to do it. Too much money and you even have to pay people to play with your own toys.

Beff Jaker - 7 years ago

Oggy Oggy he wasn't talking about money fuck giraffe.

Spacelyz Rockit - 7 years ago

Poor people don't run governments. In "democracies" the wealthy do a good job of tricking the common folk into thinking they have a say in it. In dictatorships they have merely dispensed with smoke and mirrors. Look at the mess we are all in, about to go to war and blow each other to shit. Only rich people have things they are willing to see millions die for. Not just incompetence , but murderous, insatiable greed. Every war that has ever been fought has been a con game, making the common folk think they have something to fight and die for, but in the end its all really to satisfy the designs of the rich, who never become physically involved in the fighting. It should be clear who the true savages of this world are.

Think Again - 7 years ago

Generate wealth - ha ha ha with daddy's money usually.
Go read your Tony Robbins BS

Oggy Oggy - 7 years ago

Bab Boon
You should see poor incompetence. Half those cunts can't even hold down a job. They certainly can't generate wealth.

civiere - 7 years ago

that azteca must have azipods doesnt it? how the hell did it get so close to shore? and is she made of wood? the damage seems pretty big for a steel ship dont u think?

civiere - 7 years ago

yeah knew that, but ive only seen steel ones on steel ships and wood on wood. so this combination seems strange.

Burlats de Montaigne - 7 years ago

civiere The wooden rail is called a rub rail. It is supposed to take a bit of punishment to protect the hull.

Ego adiuvabo te - 7 years ago

5:25 ...call the police right now????? like the scipper and personel didnt noticed they crashed? dumb bitch.

Fred Fadungy - 7 years ago

these things are Ludicrous

Klutch Krazy - 7 years ago

4:55 I've had road rage for someone hitting my truck.. imagine someone hitting your million $ yacht lmao

wrushbo - 7 years ago

I think they thought the "skipper hat" and the blue blazer with the anchors on the lapels that they wore to the country club automatically made them Admiral fucking Nimitz.....

Lary Mayotte - 7 years ago

You could call this video "more dollar's than cents/ sense" ....LOL = Love Of Life my friend.

daniel edrich - 7 years ago

That'll rub out.

Sentrike Gaming - 7 years ago

whats the song called around 6:00

Johan Hardenbol - 7 years ago

Money can't buy you skills

TechCheck - 7 years ago

Most with a lot of money are intelligent, that's how they got rich. So your argument is moot, I know you will attempt to say that rich people are stupid since so many poor people hate rich people. If becoming rich and successful is for stupid people then what is all the poor peoples excuse for failing monetarily in life?
I will beak this to you, most poor people in 1st world countries are actually sub par in intelligence.
The most skilled car racers are rich, Formula 1 drivers etc. Same with rally drivers etc, go ahead and cry because rich people are better than you, fail.

nocoolname32 - 7 years ago

so many moron on this post. most yachts over 65' have a hired captain. some of those boats were well over 100' and $20M and you guys think the owner is piloting it? MORONS

Jarno Matikainen - 7 years ago

Money can buy excellent skilled sailor to "drive" the boat for you.

Armin Gaehwiler - 7 years ago

Eagles

Spacelyz Rockit - 7 years ago

No, I just piloted a shrimp boat one season. Still pretty big though. 50 foot with 2 inboard diesels each with a prop shaft. Had to bring it in to the dock every day to dump the catch. The principles are the same. Better anticipate turning and stopping well ahead of time, because like a freight train, your'e going to keep moving for a while. In water, inertia is a big deal..

OMGWTFLOL - 7 years ago

Says someone glibly who's never piloted a large yacht before.

phuturephunk - 7 years ago

I can buy you a deck crew that knows what they're doing though!

Kirby - 7 years ago

I don't think they are all quite that limited.

Kirby - 7 years ago

Many if not most aren't even good at making money. Some are happy, and don't care, some are simply just not able and jealous.

Kirby - 7 years ago

Perhaps a few are only good at making money but there are many that are good at that and talented in many other things also. Accept it.

Spacelyz Rockit - 7 years ago

They are good at the one thing that made them rich. To get rich they had to concentrate on that one thing, whether it's being a stock broker, a banker or whatever. Outside their little area of expertise they are lost. They are much like a savant. The funniest thing is when they buy an expensive performance car thinking that's going to turn them into Mario Andretti, then pile it into a tree. You tube is full of videos of that.

Kirby - 7 years ago

Rich people are good at one thing, and one thing only? Oh really, and what would that be?

Outland - 7 years ago

Rocket scientist's don't make that much.

Spacelyz Rockit - 7 years ago

A lot of rich people have intelligence that is as specialized as an insect. Outside of whatever it is they do, banker, stock broker, rocket scientist, drug dealer, whatever, they don't have the slightest knowledge of anything. I was working as a mechanic in a garage and saw a guy come in with an 100,000 dollar Mercedes on a wrecker and he looked all spiffy and well to do and explained that he had put a new battery in his car but something had "gone wrong" and the car was dead and wouldn't start. Mr. rich genius had been unable to tell positive from negative when he tried to be Mr. Goodwrench. He fried the whole computer system in his car. That was not cheap to fix. His warranty wouldn't cover it, ha ha.